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turtle777 · Jun 1, 2006, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

What a tw@t. Time to f**k off back to the retard's paradise formerly known as the BBQ, methinks chris.

Wow, someone's buttons were pushed.

-t

Doofy · Jun 1, 2006, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by what_the_heck

Wow, someone's buttons were pushed.

I've got a cold, so I'm a bit tetchy.

chris v · Jun 1, 2006, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

What a tw@t. Time to f**k off back to the retard's paradise formerly known as the BBQ, methinks chris.

Dude, you called me a Nazi. I think. Take a freakin' pill -- it's the internet.

Socially Awkward Solo · Jun 1, 2006, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Yes, absolutely. The laughin' at those folks which you guys are doing could just as easily be applied to you by me, if I felt tw@tish enough. There's the resemblance - them and you.

Remember, no matter how stylish and sophisticated you think you are, there's always someone further up the food chain.

Well thanks for that revilation.

You let us know that you could easily make fun of us. What power you have.

Guess what, we can make fun of you also!!! Unless you are perfect that is.

Doofy · Jun 1, 2006, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by chris v

Dude, you called me a Nazi. I think.

Yep. The nazis had a good way of getting rid of fat folks and folks with buck teeth. You know, folks who didn't fit in with their idea of "the perfect couple".

Doofy · Jun 1, 2006, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

You let us know that you could easily make fun of us. What power you have.

There's no power required to make fun of a grown man who has hundreds of plastic toy figures in his bedroom, dude. It'd be like falling off a log.

abe · Jun 1, 2006, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by chris v

Dude, you called me a Nazi. I think. Take a freakin' pill -- it's the internet.

There's something about that phrase that doesn't ring true for me.

It reminds me of a bunch of jerks verbally abusing a prostitute and when one of the guys objects to the abuse someone says, "Hey, what are you worried about? She's just a whore?!"

What does, "it's the internet" mean to you?

Not insinuating you are a jerk, but you understand where I'm coming from I hope.

Doofy · Jun 1, 2006, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

Guess what, we can make fun of you also!!! Unless you are perfect that is.

You can make fun of me if you like. I'm here to defend myself. Those folks aren't.

chris v · Jun 1, 2006, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Yep. The nazis had a good way of getting rid of fat folks and folks with buck teeth. You know, folks who didn't fit in with their idea of "the perfect couple".

Here's my ethos -- you've got the freedom to dress and behave however you'd like, and I've got the freedom to point and laugh. Of course, the inverse is true.

So lighten up, point & laugh at me if you like, as is your right. But I don't think you (as a libertarian, especially) have the power to tell me where to go or what to do, so I'll disregard your wishes for me to stop posting here. I.E. your hypocrisy is showing.

Doofy · Jun 1, 2006, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by chris v

Here's my ethos -- you've got the freedom to dress and behave however you'd like, and I've got the freedom to point and laugh. Of course, the inverse is true.

Uh huh. But you're laughing at the guy's looks. That's just out of order.

abe · Jun 1, 2006, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

There's no power required to make fun of a grown man who has hundreds of plastic toy figures in his bedroom, dude.

Socially Awkward Solo · Jun 1, 2006, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

There's no power required to make fun of a grown man who has hundreds of plastic toy figures in his bedroom, dude. It'd be like falling off a log.

See! I knew you would easily drop to the level you are trying to tell us not to be at

BTW if that is the best you can do I feel even better about myself. Thanks for the ego boost.

chris v · Jun 1, 2006, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Uh huh. But you're laughing at the guy's looks. That's just out of order.

I'm laughing at the whole kaboodle. If it were just his looks, that'd be one thing. He can't help his bald head, & I can't help mine. But the teeth -seriously. But you're right -- hey, if they're happy.

(Sorry about the free will thing -- I'll work on that so as to be more compliant with your wishes. Sir.)

Doofy · Jun 1, 2006, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

BTW if that is the best you can do

No, not really.

Socially Awkward Solo · Jun 1, 2006, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

No, not really.

Oh no!!! Not a potential gay joke! Those are killer!

Doofy · Jun 1, 2006, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

Oh no!!! Not a potential gay joke! Those are killer!

Nope.

Jawbone54 · Jun 1, 2006, 12:39 PM

I think it's fake.

andi*pandi · Jun 1, 2006, 12:43 PM

a pair of men's dress shoes costs $20 bucks at payless, and the bride could have found some white sandals there as well, for cheap. but yeah, the shoes aren't the oddest thing about the photos.

really, the bride and her bridesmaids did all right for dresses--it must have been difficult to find a dress for the bride, for cheap. (This coming from someone who shops in the same stores the bride could.)(knows she is opening the door... but knows it's all fair.)

scaught · Jun 1, 2006, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

What a tw@t. Time to f**k off back to the retard's paradise formerly known as the BBQ, methinks chris.

cheap shot. you dont know the half of what goes on there.

Doofy · Jun 1, 2006, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by scaught

cheap shot. you dont know the half of what goes on there.

What, you mean you don't all still sit around taking the piss out of everything and anything, trying to one-up each other in the quest for the ultimate "amusing" comment, whilst being careful not to say the wrong thing in case you stop being "cool"?

If not, then please accept my apologies.

Socially Awkward Solo · Jun 1, 2006, 01:26 PM

I have to agree that BBQ is a retards paradise.

chris v · Jun 1, 2006, 01:35 PM

The BBQ is 2 years dead. Really.

Doofy · Jun 1, 2006, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by chris v

The BBQ is 2 years dead. Really.

Hence:

retard's paradise formerly known as the BBQ

BBQ, Lifeboat... ...same place, same swing, same crew.

chris v · Jun 1, 2006, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Hence:

BBQ, Lifeboat... ...same place, same swing, same crew.

Not really at all. The Lifeboat was formed as a refuge from the BBQ, to some extent. There was a core group of people who had become more or less real-life friends who got sick of the antics of the BBQ's administrator, and struck out from The Titanic, as it came to be known, in our little lifeboat. Very different vibe.

Doofy · Jun 1, 2006, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by chris v

Not really at all. The Lifeboat was formed as a refuge from the BBQ, to some extent. There was a core group of people who had become more or less real-life friends who got sick of the antics of the BBQ's administrator, and struck out from The Titanic, as it came to be known, in our little lifeboat. Very different vibe.

I stand corrected.

Rumor · Jun 1, 2006, 01:51 PM

On an upnote, I did the color scheme.

(wtf is BBQ and Lifeboat?)

Socially Awkward Solo · Jun 1, 2006, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by chris v

Not really at all. The Lifeboat was formed as a refuge from the BBQ, to some extent. There was a core group of people who had become more or less real-life friends who got sick of the antics of the BBQ's administrator, and struck out from The Titanic, as it came to be known, in our little lifeboat. Very different vibe.

What happened to that nutcase Chris Hanks?

chris v · Jun 1, 2006, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

What happened to that nutcase Chris Hanks?

He's not so much of a nutcase, as he played one on the internet. I think he's fine, though he's gone absent from the web the last 9 months or so. Something about getting one of those "life" things, I think.

chris v · Jun 1, 2006, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Rumor

On an upnote, I did the color scheme.

(wtf is BBQ and Lifeboat?)

forums.

Socially Awkward Solo · Jun 1, 2006, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by chris v

He's not so much of a nutcase, as he played one on the internet. I think he's fine, though he's gone absent from the web the last 9 months or so. Something about getting one of those "life" things, I think.

Na he was nutters. He has some obsession with me even when he was on medications. He tried to even get others to mail me Jesus VHS tapes when he attempted it (and failed).

chris v · Jun 1, 2006, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

Na he was nutters. He has some obsession with me even when he was on medications. He tried to even get others to mail me Jesus VHS tapes when he attempted it (and failed).

Well, I know people who have met him in real life and lived to tell about it. I can see why the two of you might not see eye to eye, though. (and I'll leave it at that.)

Socially Awkward Solo · Jun 1, 2006, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by chris v

I can see why the two of you might not see eye to eye, though.

Cuz he is short, medicated, 18 and bonkers?

chris v · Jun 1, 2006, 02:23 PM

I'm done with the subject.

Socially Awkward Solo · Jun 1, 2006, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by chris v

I'm done with the subject.

Which one? Chris or the wedding?

Jawbone54 · Jun 1, 2006, 02:59 PM

This thread got boring pretty quickly.

Mastrap · Jun 1, 2006, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

What happened to that nutcase Chris Hanks?

He got a girlfriend, a job and a life. He did some growing up. He's pretty cool nowadays.

I tend not to like a public pillaring. Yes, he could have fixed his teeth, yes she could lose some weight, yes the pictures invite ridicule. But then, as long as they're happy who cares. Good on them that they found each other. Beats a life of loneliness.

Socially Awkward Solo · Jun 1, 2006, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Mastrap

He got a girlfriend, a job and a life. He did some growing up. He's pretty cool nowadays.

Hopefully he is no longer reviewing anal dildos like he did on the BBQ.

paul w · Jun 1, 2006, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

Hopefully he is no longer reviewing anal dildos like he did on the BBQ.

You're in luck, that position is still available. Enquire at the desk.

turtle777 · Jun 1, 2006, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by paul w

You're in luck, that position is still available. Enquire at the desk.

Hehe.

-t

Socially Awkward Solo · Jun 1, 2006, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by paul w

You're in luck, that position is still available. Enquire at the desk.

Hopefully Chris washed it first

turtle777 · Jun 1, 2006, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

Hopefully Chris washed it first

Why, you were gonna buy the dildos second-hand ?

Uhm, wait, nevermind

-t

Jun 1, 2006, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by Mastrap

I tend not to like a public pillaring. Yes, he could have fixed his teeth, yes she could lose some weight, yes the pictures invite ridicule. But then, as long as they're happy who cares. Good on them that they found each other. Beats a life of loneliness.

Well said. I'd give about anything to be as happy as they seem to be.

adster · Jun 1, 2006, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by screamingFit

Well said. I'd give about anything to be as happy as they seem to be.

Ditto. While I can laugh like the rest of us here, I'd give anything to be as happy as them. Although we mock them as we peer into into their lives through a few pics, they seem happy, and a happiness from inside - I so dearly would love to reach that point.

Kevin · Jun 1, 2006, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

Oh come on.

You take wedding pics wearing old dirty running shoes, garage doors, grabbing ass and showing fat leg you are pretty much inviting it.

If THEY posted said pics in this thread. You'd have a point.

But since they did not, as usual you don't.

Originally Posted by chris v

Haughty, arrogant post decrying haughty arrogance!

Yes, that is what you have been doing this whole thread.

scaught · Jun 1, 2006, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

What, you mean you don't all still sit around taking the piss out of everything and anything, trying to one-up each other in the quest for the ultimate "amusing" comment, whilst being careful not to say the wrong thing in case you stop being "cool"?

If not, then please accept my apologies.

that sounds more like the lounge than there. chris explained it pretty well. you can choose to believe it or not.

FeLiZeCaT · Jun 1, 2006, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by torsoboy

I agree. I think it is pretty sad that their most memorable day is being sent around the internet for people to get their kicks off of. I really feel for these people.

Agreed as well.

So easy to laugh at others. But when it comes to ourselves...

OwlBoy · Jun 1, 2006, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by torsoboy

I agree. I think it is pretty sad that their most memorable day is being sent around the internet for people to get their kicks off of. I really feel for these people.

I agree. It's sad how you guys have to make these people.

-Owl

davesimondotcom · Jun 4, 2006, 12:02 AM

Why does every thread, even one with plenty to ridicule besides other posters, turn into a bickering back and forth?

I'm not going to critcize the couple for their looks. He can't help being bald, he could help the bad teeth (but maybe can't afford it). She could lose weight, of course, but so can I (hopefully I am.)

The garage-door wedding is a little odd, makes it look a bit of a lineup or something. And they definitely should have upgraded the shoes. She should have at least worn matching shoes.

Anyone wonder what kind of cheeses they served at the reception? I'm thinking velveeta...

chris v · Jun 4, 2006, 12:49 AM

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo

Hopefully he is no longer reviewing anal dildos like he did on the BBQ.

Okay, I will say one more thing. That "Aneros" review was quite simply one of the funniest things ever written in the English language. It was right up there with the best of S.J. Perelman, if you ask me. You've got to keep in mind also, that it was satire of all the positive reviews on the Aneros website. Keen satire.

Nexus5 · Jun 4, 2006, 03:35 AM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

I think it's fake.

Photochopped.

nexus5.