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Originally Posted by Cadaver
Not really true. Urine is sterile as it comes out of the body. While its a good medium for culturing bacteria, fresh urine is no more harmful than chicken broth (which is also a very good medium for growing bacteria). The shower/bathtub itself (a warm, wet place with lots of hair and skin cells for food) is more likely to harbor harmful bacteria or mold than any amount of your pee.
Masturbating in the shower, however, I find simply too distracting.
True but urine shouldn't be in your lungs.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
You use two condoms?
Five.
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There are other ways to deal with premature ejaculation you know.
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Originally Posted by yakkiebah
True but urine shouldn't be in your lungs.
Only pure air should be in the lungs.
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Does else anyone sit in the tub and spray crap all over themselves, a la tubg1rl?
 
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Urine big trouble, Internet.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
There are other ways to deal with premature ejaculation you know.
I know but i think it's kinky.
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Originally Posted by yakkiebah
I know but i think it's kinky.
or your girl likes you to plug her with that quintuple wrapped thing for hours at a stretch.
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I try to aim for the drain, at least.
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I am glad people are paying attention to something as important as shower urination. Urinate on my friends! Urinate on!
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Hey Cuboid, bring your friends over and I'll pee on them today.
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Originally Posted by paul w
why stop at urination?
Happy New Year, y'all!
ROTFL you sick bastard. Great minds think alike. 
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Originally Posted by euchomai
Hey Cuboid, bring your friends over and I'll pee on them today.
the question is, will you also poop on them!
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
the question is, will you also poop on them!
I already went today, but I'm like clockwork actually. Come on by at 9:30am and I'll be ready to go!
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Originally Posted by euchomai
I already went today, but I'm like clockwork actually. Come on by at 9:30am and I'll be ready to go!
You only go once a day? That's not good. At least twice and on a very good day thrice. 
Eat more salad.
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Originally Posted by Ratm
You only go once a day? That's not good. At least twice and on a very good day thrice.
Eat more salad.
Really? That's crazy info! Yeah, once a day. Several people I know say they only go once every two or three days. That must be awful for you then.
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I guess ymmv, but as far as I can remember, going regularly is better for renal reasons.
That's why you're supposed to drink at least a liter of water daily, and iy you drink coffee or alcohol, you need to drink even more since these are diuritics.
My 2 cents.
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Originally Posted by euchomai
Really? That's crazy info! Yeah, once a day. Several people I know say they only go once every two or three days. That must be awful for you then.
Actually if you only go once every couple of days that's really bad. The more you go the happier and healthier your colon will be.
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Originally Posted by Ratm
Actually if you only go once every couple of days that's really bad. The more you go the happier and healthier your colon will be.
Wait, wtf are we talking about, I thought we were talking about peeing. Personally, I pee somewhere around 4 times a day, and poop every other day, though sometimes I seem to eat really well and will poop once a day, and the poop itself will be top-notch (not too wet, not too hard, easy exit, and will leave very little residue).
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As others have said, urine is sterile when it leaves the body. So, whatever your personal preference, it doesn't do you any harm. And it is said to help with athlete's foot.
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Originally Posted by Mastrap
As others have said, urine is sterile when it leaves the body. So, whatever your personal preference, it doesn't do you any harm. And it is said to help with athlete's foot.
And some people enjoy peeing all over each other during intercourse! It's a really benevolent liquid!
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It does seem to be important to a lot of people. At least it is safe.
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Originally Posted by itistoday
And some people enjoy peeing all over each other during intercourse! It's a really benevolent liquid!
How do you do that during intercourse? Seems like they must be doing it either before or after. But either way, I hope they change their sheets afterwords.
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Originally Posted by torsoboy
How do you do that during intercourse? Seems like they must be doing it either before or after. But either way, I hope they change their sheets afterwards.
I think that its probably done either before or after. Sounds as though it may be an arousal kind of thing.
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Originally Posted by itistoday
And some people enjoy peeing all over each other during intercourse! It's a really benevolent liquid!
This is gold!!!
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Originally Posted by Pendergast
This is gold!!!
That is the post of the day.
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Originally Posted by wdlove
That is the post of the day.
Why ? 
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Why ?
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Originally Posted by nredman
jealous
No, I just don't understand what was so great about that post.
Is there a hidden meaning in "This is gold!" ?
Or did WDlove refer to itistoday's posting ?
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Originally Posted by turtle777
s there a hidden meaning in "This is gold!" ?
Goldenshower?
I'm not sure either but that's the only connection i see...
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Originally Posted by yakkiebah
Goldenshower?
I'm not sure either but that's the only connection i see...
Post of the day!
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Post of the day!
Simple Urine is a golden yellow color.
I have missed our chats.
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Is green urine an issue?
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Originally Posted by kmkkid
Is green urine an issue?
Yes, it would be a very big issue. There are bacteria that produce green as a by product, Pseudomonas.
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i remember when i was growing up that a cold medicine made my pee orange
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My urine is yellow. What do you guys think about that?
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Too much bicycle will make your urine red.
besson3c, you are such an attention wh*re!
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Originally Posted by Pendergast
Too much bicycle will make your urine red.
besson3c, you are such an attention wh*re!
How will bicycle make my urine red?
I'm sorry to be such an attention whore, but I can't help but draw attention to my urine. I think it is awesome.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
How will bicycle make my urine red?
That would be blood. And tang makes my urine smell fruity!
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Originally Posted by Ratm
That would be blood. And tang makes my urine smell fruity!
My favorite flavor of Tang is poon.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
My urine is yellow. What do you guys think about that?
Simply awesome.
Speaking of Golden Shower.
Remember this one? A golden oldy...
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Originally Posted by besson3c
How will bicycle make my urine red?
I'm sorry to be such an attention whore, but I can't help but draw attention to my urine. I think it is awesome.
Why don't you go for a long ride....
Of course, that's without counting penile dysfunctions.
Suggestion: can we make this thread a sticky? Or shall we wait for it to dry up a bit?
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Originally Posted by Ratm
That would be blood. And tang makes my urine smell fruity!
How about asparagus?
Eeww...
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Originally Posted by Pendergast
Too much bicycle will make your urine red.
Get a better seat, then! They have seats that have a nice carved out section for your plumbing. I used to get numbness (rode 25mi to work when I didn't have a car) and picked up one of those seats. Much nicer.
Uhh, yeah, and pay attention to when your wife eats asparagus.
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Originally Posted by wallinbl
Get a better seat, then! They have seats that have a nice carved out section for your plumbing. I used to get numbness (rode 25mi to work when I didn't have a car) and picked up one of those seats. Much nicer.
Uhh, yeah, and pay attention to when your wife eats asparagus.
My next purchase, for sure!
Luckily, I have no girlfriend to be concerned for at this time, but I will keep this piece of wisdom in mind, I don't why though....
Oh ! I get it!!
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Originally Posted by itistoday
Wait, wtf are we talking about, I thought we were talking about peeing. Personally, I pee somewhere around 4 times a day, and poop every other day, though sometimes I seem to eat really well and will poop once a day, and the poop itself will be top-notch (not too wet, not too hard, easy exit, and will leave very little residue).
i crap around 3 times a day. sometimes more.
(almost vegan diet, more than a liter of water a day, no soda or caffeine, take multivitamins)
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Once I couldn't take a dump for more than a week because of a hernia operation.
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Talking about pooping and peeing on the Internet with strangers rules!
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
Talking about pooping and peeing on the Internet with strangers rules!
Your forgot "masturbationating," to quote yourself
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Originally Posted by yakkiebah
It's like saying; the story about holes in condoms is nonsense(wich it is) but i'll use a second condom just to be sure anyway. Doesn't exactly make you sound confident.
Nigel Tufnell from the great Spinal Tap recommended to viewers that it's 'safer to double-bag it', during the Freddie Mercury tribute concert a few years ago.
He was later followed on-screen by a representative of the Terrence Higgins Trust (who I think staged the gig) who very seriously warned viewers that such behaviour creates friction which is highly likely to rip both condoms.
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