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Ok, so the Spliffmeister has talked his way into being a DJ at a strip club for one evening. Actually, I was installing some video surveillance equipment at a local club and jokingly made a few comments about the poor job their DJ seemed to be doing. The owners asked if I could do better - and I lied and told them hell yes. They laughed because I'm a middle-aged white dude and I couldn't possibly know anything about 'afro-centric' (black) strip clubs.
Long story short, they want me to be a guest DJ this Saturday night. I'm pretty sure they expect me to fail at this endeavour - and they're right. But they don't know about my secret weapon....this huge knowledge bank called MacNN.
Help a honkey out. I need about a dozen songs that would kick ass at a strip club. Maybe a few classics from Ludacris or Li'l Jon or Usher - and some bleeding edge crunk that'll earn me some respect from the brothers. Something that hits hard like an Olde English forty ounce upside tha head.
This really means a lot to me.
thank you in advance.
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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Don't forget that Big Ass song and Mama Said Knock You Out. Those are the only two I know.
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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lap dance is better when the stripper is crying- bloodhound gang
american woman- guess who or kravitz (you decide)
lap dance- nerd
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word up
I won't forget the little people after I make it big in the entertainment industry.
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"Cherry Pie" (Warrant), "Girls, Girls, Girls" (Motley Crue)
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Git some 70s/80s funk happening:
"Brick House" - The Commodores
"Lady Marmalade" - Labelle
"Love Gun" , "Give It To Me Baby" - Rick James
"Le Freak" - Chic
"Word Up" , "Be Yourself" - Cameo
"Funky Cold Medina" , "Wild Thing" - Tone Loc
Well, that's what I'd play, black white or indifferent.
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"Don't Cha" and "Beep" from Pussycat Dolls would suit strip clubs perfectly... it's amazing what people will buy...
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You'd better start with Play That Funky Music (White Boy) by Wild Cherry.  
<rummages through iTunes>
I wanna be your lover - Prince
Baby Knows - Prince
Cream - Prince
Gett Off - Prince
I Wanna Melt With U - Prince
Shockadelica - Prince
Fire - Ohio Players
Use Me - Bill Withers
Strict Machine - Goldfrapp
100% Pure Love - Crystal Waters
Freaky Girl - Shaggy
Hookie Jookie - Shaggy
Get My Party On - Shaggy & Chaka Khan
Don't Phunk With My Heart - Black Eyed Peas
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
Bad Girls - Donna Summer
I Feel Love - Donna Summer
Love To Love You Baby - Donna Summer
Push Up - Freestylers
Aint Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman - Joe Tex
Baby Boy - Beyonce
Crazy In Love - Beyonce
Lady Marmalade - Patti Labelle
Shake Your Groove Thing - Peaches & Herb
Do You Wanna Funk - Sylvester
I Like To Move It - Reel 2 Real
Shoop - Salt 'n Peppa
Street Life - Randy Crawford & the Crusaders
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I'm already quite famous. A few days ago I won 3rd place in a 'bean bag toss' competition while on a New Year's cruise on a Royal Caribbean ship. After the awards ceremony, the cruise director informed us that we were being aired worldwide on ESPN2 during some sort of football 'bowl game'. I was drunk off my ass and holding a Long Island Iced Tea while tossing the bean bags. My parents, being avid football fans and board members of their local small town Kentucky Methodist church, no doubt have already started packing their bags and selling their house in order to escape the shame I caused them.
I have no regrets, however. Because later that evening I wore my bronze medal to the dance club and, for the first time in my life, I danced. Girls half my age with incredible butts were literally fighting to buy me drinks and begging me to dance with them. It was probably the most awesome experience a person could have.
Some day I'll call my parents and act like I'm sorry about it.
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Where Can We Go feat. Devin The Dude - Alchemist
Pimp Squad feat T.I & The PSC - Alchemist
(What can I say, I like that album)
While maybe not really what you want, I will recommend these tracks as well:
Overdrive - Client
In It For the Money - Client
Somebody Needs You feat. Greg Dulli - Lo Fidelity Allstars
More Than Real - Junior Boys
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Odd,
Most of the strip joints I know of, the strippers usually pick their own music to dance to.
Or are you talking about the music between acts?
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Ah yes. Brickhouse
I thought I'd start off with Li'l Jon & the Eastside boys - "Yeah"
Khia - "My Neck, My Back"
Nelly - "Hot in Herre"
LL Cool J - "Headsprung"
So far I like those.
I need a slow-ish song every 3rd song or so.
Wow. This is a lot of work. Might take me a few hours to review all the suggestions.
I really appreciate the help, guys (& girls?).
Give me some time to finish my play list - and I'll report back.
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Originally Posted by kmkkid
Odd,
Most of the strip joints I know of, the strippers usually pick their own music to dance to.
Or are you talking about the music between acts?
Well, this club has about 12-15 girls that work on weekends. There are 4-5 girls on the stage at the same time - 4-5 working the lounge, and 4-5 taking breaks. They rotate every 3rd song.
I'll be playing all the music from 10pm until 3am - I don't think the girls have any choice in what I play. Also, there are lots of playlists programmed into their 'automatic DJ' computer thingy.
To be honest, the way the girls are treated kinda blows my mind. They have to pay to be there - and the owners assess penalties for:
being late - $20
leaving early - $20
clogging the dressing room toilet - all are charged $25
failing to pay for use of VIP area - $50
and lots more stuff, which I forget. But there's a list of fines posted in the manager's office.
After a fight between the dancers in the dressing room (involving a spray can of mace), the owner's fined the girls a combined total of $600 - and closed the club 3 hours early.
The girls seem to accept the rules and the fines, so this must be common practice.
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Never been to such a club, but play Still Dre. by Dr. Dre
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Originally Posted by ambush
Never been to such a club, but play Still Dre. by Dr. Dre
Well, there is always "L'Axe" for you on St-Denis...
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a good rap song..
What's Luv? (feat. Ja-Rule and Ashanti)
those two songs are liek the only songs I have in this genre  I actually dig them in parties, too!
L'Axe? I saw a lad enter in this club the other day I think he was shy about it. I know someone spotted my dad there Bwahahaha. Nah, I don,t feel the urge to visit any strip club. But I know Montréal has some good ones. Paré
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Originally Posted by ambush
a good rap song..
What's Luv? (feat. Ja-Rule and Ashanti)
those two songs are liek the only songs I have in this genre I actually dig them in parties, too!
L'Axe? I saw a lad enter in this club the other day I think he was shy about it. I know someone spotted my dad there Bwahahaha. Nah, I don,t feel the urge to visit any strip club. But I know Montréal has some good ones. Paré
Never been to Parée. I have been to l'axe, some underground clubs on Ste-Cath and at the Gentleman's club...
Those ladies are weird sometimes...
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So what typically happens at L'Axe or other clubs? Do you have a chance to actually get some... with the girl?
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Well... it's "no touch", but the ladies are nice...
Got to respect the ladies all the time.
All the time.
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Hey Spliff, what ship did you sail on? We've gone out on the Rhapsody of the Seas twice now, and if it weren't for bad timing (finals come at the WRONG time) we'd be on her again in April. They do know how to treat people nice!
On the subject of this thread, in all of the "adult entertainment establishments" I've ever been in, you couldn't tell WHAT the music was; it was almost all bass with only enough high end to get tinny. Yuck. You'd think they'd at least be able to reproduce that bad sax music that was popular in "adult films" years ago, but no-nothing intelligible.
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Originally Posted by ghporter
Hey Spliff, what ship did you sail on? We've gone out on the Rhapsody of the Seas twice now, and if it weren't for bad timing (finals come at the WRONG time) we'd be on her again in April. They do know how to treat people nice!
On the subject of this thread, in all of the "adult entertainment establishments" I've ever been in, you couldn't tell WHAT the music was; it was almost all bass with only enough high end to get tinny. Yuck. You'd think they'd at least be able to reproduce that bad sax music that was popular in "adult films" years ago, but no-nothing intelligible.
Old school stuff, in a way...
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Dude, you came to the wrong place. There is only one black person on MacNN (that we know of). The rest of the guys here are white people who listen to Sigor Ros and Victorian hymns.
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
Dude, you came to the wrong place. There is only one black person on MacNN (that we know of). The rest of the guys here are white people who listen to Sigor Ros and Victorian hymns.
Nuh-uh. Some are white people who listen to Japanese ****.
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Originally Posted by ghporter
Hey Spliff, what ship did you sail on? We've gone out on the Rhapsody of the Seas twice now, and if it weren't for bad timing (finals come at the WRONG time) we'd be on her again in April. They do know how to treat people nice!
On the subject of this thread, in all of the "adult entertainment establishments" I've ever been in, you couldn't tell WHAT the music was; it was almost all bass with only enough high end to get tinny. Yuck. You'd think they'd at least be able to reproduce that bad sax music that was popular in "adult films" years ago, but no-nothing intelligible.
The ship was Grandeur of the Seas, sailing to Cozumel (hurricane Wilma left her calling card) and Grand Cayman. With a very outstanding crew of 1,000+ representing 30 countries - among them were zero Americans (interesting). Nice ship, but I'd have preferred one of the larger Voyager-class vessels.
Seems the only folks taking cruises are single women and couples. I think there were 60 single guys out of 2,500 guests....and probably 1,000 single women.
On the subject of "adult entertainment establishments", I agree the sound systems aren't top-notch. But I've only been in 2 of these establishments, so my opinion isn't worth much. But then, most clubs have bad sound systems - with distorted bass. Are most people deaf?
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
There is only one black person on MacNN (that we know of).
Pay attention dude. I could name you two right now.
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That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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United States of Whatever - Liam Lynch
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'Get your walk on' by X to tha Z Xzibt! Pimpin!
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I'm surprised no one suggested "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard yet. Although I don't have any "brothers" to consult with - it's a fun song to take your clothes off to.
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Originally Posted by MrsLarry
I'm surprised no one suggested "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard yet. Although I don't have any "brothers" to consult with - it's a fun song to take your clothes off to.
Interesting insight, MrsLarry... Feel free to expand on this point.
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as a Professional DJ (my second career) that has worked in 4 strip clubs throughout the years, I can tell you that you need to go to the club and watch the girls and see which ones can dance and which one cant first. THEN...find the music that closely matches the stuff the girls that CAN dance, dance to. THEN..for the girls that just cant dance and just go up there and wiggle around no matter what is playing, try to watch them and see how they move and try to find music that woud match what they do also.
also, dont forget that depending on the club owner, sometimes they want you to talk it up on the mic, you know...."o.k. guys up on the stage for 3 is violet, she'll be up there for your enjoyment, if you like what you see go up and show your appreciation...blah,, blah, blah...." Above all dont show fear, the owner and the girls will pick up on this and be on your case like wolves on a wounded lamb.
I always went into a club with this in mind,
I get a cut from what the girls make, so I have to make the girls look good and be comfortable with the music they are dancing to. If the girls dont make money, i dont get as much at the end of the night. AND above all I loved playing music and loking at naked women!
It's a hell of a job, have fun with it
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Originally Posted by ghporter
Interesting insight, MrsLarry... Feel free to expand on this point.
 I guess I set myself up for that one.
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What's happenin' feat Busta Rhymes - Method Man
Spying Glass - Massive Attack
Teardrop - Massive Attack
Candy Shop - 50 Cent
Thug In Me - 2pac
Perfect - Snoop Dogg
Let's Get Blown - Snoop Dogg
Drop it like it's hot - Snoop
Sex, Love and Money - Mos Def
Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot <-- A must
Shake Ya Ass - Mystikal
Girl Like You - Snoop Dogg
It's All Good - Busta Rhymes
Brown Sugar - D'Angelo
Spanish Joint - D'Angelo
Feel Like Making Love - D'Angelo
How Does It Feel - D'Angelo (not sure if the title is correct)
Party Up - DMX
Why do good girls, like bad guys - DMX
Love of My Life - Erykah Badu
I'll be there for you / all I need - method man feat mary J blige
Break Ups 2 Make ups feat D'Angelo - Method Man
La Rhumba - Method Man
One Minute Man - Missy Elliot (IIRC) feat Ludacris
Whatta Man - Salt 'n' pepa
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Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
Ok, so the Spliffmeister has talked his way into being a DJ at a strip club for one evening.
That is awesome. I wish you all the best. 
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How can thong song not be mentioned yet?
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That is awesome. I wish you all the best.
Calling turtle777, attention turtle777, please report to the front desk. wdlove has hacked your account.
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Weird, as I was typing that I remembered I dreamt last night that someone was hacking my account, changing my posts...I was going for the power plug, couldn't disconnect. Gah.
OK, 'scuse me, back to naked ladies and the songs that inspire them.
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You gotta mix in "Pussy" by Lords of Acid.
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Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
Well, this club has about 12-15 girls that work on weekends.
With that few, I'll assume you're not referring to Mons. I have no idea why I'm mentioning this other than to get the chance to laugh at the fact that Joe Redner is gay. I mean, that's just plain funny.
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Me So Horny - 2 Live Crew
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MrsLarry, no offense intended. But you did indeed invite all sorts of questions with that post!
Originally Posted by suprz's ghost
as a Professional DJ (my second career) that has worked in 4 strip clubs throughout the years, I can tell you that you need to go to the club and watch the girls and see which ones can dance and which one cant first.
This is one reason I haven't been to a strip club in a long time: far too many of the "dancers" fall into the second category and just wiggle. And at the last one I visited, the girls all seemed to be about 85% bored with all of everything going on, whether it was customers, music, taking off clothes, whatever. Bored dancers means bored customers (except the ones that haven't seen girl skin is so long it doesn't matter).
That and I like to breathe, but the smoke levels in these clubs make that sort of impossible.
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Some really good song's I've found are:
The Stripper-David Rose
The Moneymaker- Rilo Kiley
Comeback- Kelly Rowland
Get Your Dead On- Scum Of The Earth
Pornstar Chmpion- Scum Of The Earth
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