considering that 97% of the entire computing world has somehow managed to master the incredibly complex 3 button mouse yet Apple refuses to give us one with the system (why should we have to buy something that 97% of the rest of the world get with their system?), and considering that everytime this comes up there are those few who insist it's far easier and a good idea (OK, how about you folks buying it and we get the 3 button with the system?) thought it would be a good idea to do a count.
So let's count 'em...