[Zimphire]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...atestheadlines

Funny.

[Sherwin]

[Jansar]

Whoever created the hacking device must be mad smart. That's really funny!

[Developer]

I seem to remember a thread here about fat people suing McDonald's because they say they made them fat. Then they now have to be prepared to be told they are too fat to get a burger. Seems like the logical consequence to me.

[zigzag]

LOL - I know where that Burger King is. I'll see if I can check it out.

The owner should be grateful - it'll probably be great for business.

Reminds me of when Letterman posed as a drive-through attendant. Very funny bit.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by zigzag:
Reminds me of when Letterman posed as a drive-through attendant. Very funny bit.

I remember when he did that at Taco Bell.

[residentEvil]

yeah, and the article in our paper, used a photo of the bking by my loft...not even close to the one in the story. guess stock bking photo is good enough. lazy reporters. get in your damn car and drive to it.

[Zimphire]

[Misanthrope]

Originally posted by Zimphire:

With regards to the article, the use of hacker is weak. I think prankster is better.

[Alezone]

Originally posted by Jansar:
Whoever created the hacking device must be mad smart. That's really funny!

ah... with regular handheld and correct frequency (esp if u know what brand of headset that they use) you can hack into ANY drive thru joint.. hoho~ cos they use wireless all the time.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Well they are right, I am sure most of them were too fat for another whopper

[benb]

And this is new? Matthew Broderick hacked a WOPR in the 80's.

[christ]

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Rizza. May I have your national ID number?"

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then."

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. Your total is $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."


Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up.

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics."

(dial tone)

[quandarry]

hmmmm?

owner Tony Versace

i wonder if he does designer whoppers?

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally posted by benb:
And this is new? Matthew Broderick hacked a WOPR in the 80's.

LOL!

[AB^2=BCxAC]

If calling people fat is fair, I want to have a pirate station that interferes with reality TV, talk shows, prank shows, soap operas, etc, and tells people "You are too stupid for television, go back to school."

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally posted by AB^2=BCxAC:
If calling people fat is fair, I want to have a pirate station that interferes with reality TV, talk shows, prank shows, soap operas, etc, and tells people "You are too stupid for television, go back to school."

Nobody's too stupid for Television. In fact it's pretty much a requirement these days.

[nredman]

*lol* that's sweet.

[davesimondotcom]

Originally posted by benb:
And this is new? Matthew Broderick hacked a WOPR in the 80's.

ROFL! Post of the day.

I can see the calls for 256 bit encrypted drive through headphones now...

[DeathToWindows]

Well deserved.

[Zimphire]

How do you know the people ordering weren't skinny?