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subego · Nov 1, 2011, 11:55 PM

To the people who walk six inches through the door and then plant themselves...

**** you!

brassplayersrock² · Nov 2, 2011, 12:39 AM

Even better are the couples who stand side by side on escalators. HELLO!

**** you! size ten font incase anyone is wondering

subego · Nov 2, 2011, 01:09 AM

Escalators are stairs.

Spheric Harlot · Nov 2, 2011, 03:41 AM

Originally Posted by subego

Escalators are stairs.

not this again.

Shaddim · Nov 2, 2011, 04:13 AM

I just know that I cuffed a guy in the back of the head for pushing my wife out of the way when he was trying to climb an escalator. He didn't say, "excuse me" or anything like that, just elbowed her aside. "Manners, d-bag, do you have any?"

**** you!

/slap

subego · Nov 2, 2011, 04:21 AM

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot

not this again.

**** metric too.

Spheric Harlot · Nov 2, 2011, 07:36 AM

footlong up your ARSE!

turtle777 · Nov 2, 2011, 07:54 AM

Have I mentioned people who use the headrest in front of them to catapult themselves out of their airline seat ?

**** you!

-t

ShortcutToMoncton · Nov 2, 2011, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by Shaddim

I just know that I cuffed a guy in the back of the head for pushing my wife out of the way when he was trying to climb an escalator. He didn't say, "excuse me" or anything like that, just elbowed her aside. "Manners, d-bag, do you have any?"

Was your wife standing on the left and blocking off the entire escalator for people who are in a hurry and want to walk up it? If so, I hope you gave her a slap too - teach her some manners!

/slap

Also, would you just admit it was some scrawny kid? Cuffing a dude in the back of the head is pretty lame, especially more so when you then get involved in a fistfight, with another man, on a public escalator.

/embarrassing

turtle777 · Nov 2, 2011, 08:16 AM

Right on. I'm using *ANY* excuse to

/slap

my wife's ass.

-t

ShortcutToMoncton · Nov 2, 2011, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Right on. I'm using *ANY* excuse to

/slap

my wife's ass.

-t

So am I!

/slapping her ass right now
lolwut

The Final Dakar · Nov 2, 2011, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot

footlong up your ARSE!

$5 footlong?

subego · Nov 2, 2011, 11:44 AM

Isn't "arse" metric?

subego · Nov 2, 2011, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Shaddim

I just know that I cuffed a guy in the back of the head for pushing my wife out of the way when he was trying to climb an escalator. He didn't say, "excuse me" or anything like that, just elbowed her aside. "Manners, d-bag, do you have any?"

I'm with StM here. What was your wife doing in the way?

Shaddim · Nov 2, 2011, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by subego

I'm with StM here. What was your wife doing in the way?

Looking through a shopping bag, deciding if we'd gotten enough gifts for a baby shower? It's okay, though. The guy apologized after I swatted him. Next time he'll say, "excuse me" instead of just elbowing someone in the back to get them out of his way.

and no, the entire escalator wasn't blocked, but I guess he felt that he wanted more than what was available so he elbowed her and almost knocked her down the stairs. He's actually very lucky, if it happened now while she's pregnant...

/POW!! LOOSE TEETH!! BLOODY NOSE!! BLACK EYE!!

subego · Nov 2, 2011, 02:47 PM

Do people not get charged with assault and battery where you come from?

Shaddim · Nov 2, 2011, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by subego

Do people not get charged with assault and battery where you come from?

I didn't want to press charges, I think I was able to get my point across without involving the police.

subego · Nov 2, 2011, 03:06 PM

I was referring to your hypothetical.

Shaddim · Nov 2, 2011, 03:20 PM

You purposely elbow a defenseless woman in the back, and ya takes yer chances. The woman behind us said I should have decked him. I'm very proud of my self-restraint.

"Officer, as you can see it was self-defense. What if it was your pregnant wife being attacked from behind?"

Likely I wouldn't have, though. I would have just smacked him in the head, grabbed him by the scruff, and dragged him to security.

reader50 · Nov 2, 2011, 05:29 PM

When do we get to the Train Pictures?

Spheric Harlot · Nov 2, 2011, 05:44 PM

The Final Dakar · Nov 2, 2011, 05:59 PM

subego · Nov 2, 2011, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by Shaddim

Likely I wouldn't have, though. I would have just smacked him in the head, grabbed him by the scruff, and dragged him to security.

Oh, so it was revenge porn

Shaddim · Nov 2, 2011, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by subego

Oh, so it was revenge porn

Have you been wasting your time at Brazzers, again?

subego · Nov 2, 2011, 10:02 PM

Yuck.

Shaddim · Nov 2, 2011, 10:23 PM

But, but, that guy's step-mom really deserved it, right?

ebuddy · Nov 3, 2011, 07:22 AM

People who float in and out of vehicle lanes make me want to sideswipe them into oncoming traffic.

brassplayersrock² · Nov 3, 2011, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by reader50

When do we get to the Train Pictures?

There WAS a train picture thread; but it was ruined due to a macnn idiot.

Tiresias · Nov 3, 2011, 10:32 AM

I got one.

People who take the elevator to or from the second floor—particularly if aforesaid people are horribly obese.

Also, people who on any floor hold the elevator door open with their foot for some length of time because they are having a conversation with some one exiting the elevator.