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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"
That was actually hilarious!  
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Consider these posts as my way of introducing you to yourself.
Proud "SMACKDOWN!!" and "Golden Troll" Award Winner.
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Wow, not the "Brazilian" I was hoping for. Sadly, any visual link would be inappropriate 
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Yes, equally disappointed.
Good joke though.
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You know, the ubiquitous timeline should really be making an appearance in here at any moment, I imagine.
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Originally Posted by rozwado1
I can just imagine the "Brazilian" on this one. YUM!
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I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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That link is broken - I want more bikinis!
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Awesome typed up funny story.
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that was a good one......
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Originally Posted by Silky Voice of The Gorn
Wow, not the "Brazilian" I was hoping for. Sadly, any visual link would be inappropriate
What is the brazilian?
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Originally Posted by leehotti
What is the brazilian?
Nevermind.
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Originally Posted by leehotti
What is the brazilian?
An instrumental song by Genesis from their "Invisible Touch" album.
Also, Alyson Hannigan's choice of pubic grooming
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The Lord said 'Peter, I can see your house from here.'
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Nice... ohhh. This joke keeps on giving, I still thinking about it... which bring up all these hot Brazilian women to mind. Very nice.
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that is a funny Joke.
olePigeon, do you read GQ maqazine (UK published version), by any chance?
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