[disectamac]

I you had the ability to turn invisible on command what would be priority for you? what things would you want to do first? legal or illegal? creative activities?

The catch:
Only you become invisible, not your clothing or any other items you maybe carrying during your ventures.

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[wlonh]

i'd travel for free, roaming the world to assassinate baddies...

faster, *****cat... KILL KILL




well! if that doesn't take the cake! i can't use the word which begins with a 'P' and ends in a 'Y' and means kittycat, because the fora are set to censor the word P***Y

damn it that is nutz



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[garrettnelson]

I assume Bill Gates would be first on your hit list?

[reader50]

Sneak into Redmond, & make photocopies of the stuff the DOJ didn't manage to get copies of, then mail to DOJ with no return address.

MS has to have lots more illegal stuff on paper. It should work.

[lycaon]

I'd dance around in a thunderstorm, howl at the moon, and eat all the grapes in the supermarket.

[Arty50]

I'm suddenly reminded of the Wonderwoman, Superman, Invisible Man joke. I don't know if I can post it here.

[andi*pandi]

ok, well now I'm wondering what the joke is, arty!

If I were invisible I'd go around knocking things off high store shelves just as people were reaching for them--helpful, yet spooky.

[Feathers]

Hold on, your asking what would you do invisble and naked?

Easy, stand in Uma Thurman's shower. Hmmmmm.... Thurman!!!!

[ThinkInsane]

Well, that just figures you wierdo. I'd spend much more time in the woman's shower at the gym. I like variety! Besides, I always thought that Uma looked kinda like a frog....

[wlonh]

ribbit

[disectamac]

I was asked to go to on a ski trip with Uma . hhmmmmmmm......

why ask why

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[wlonh]

what the HECK are you ranting about now?

Bosnia?

behavior?

huh?

[ThinkInsane]

Dood, bring us back Yugos! What are they, like $30 a piece? Hell, I'll spring for 'em. A yugo for everyone with 100+ posts as of today. Get one of the sporty red ones for Anthony. He really likes european cars you know! Don't bother picking one up for me, this is strictly a humanitarian effort on my part to get all MacNN friends driving those high class euro cars I keep hearing so much about!

[MacNZ]

Hm, could be interesting. I agree with garret on the Bill Gates idea but I'd probably go steal US nuclear secrets and weapons and hold the world for ransom as well. No time for being legal........

[Cipher13]

After checking out Jennifer Lopez's place , I'd sneak into Norad and have a look around - then maybe the Pentagon, and then I'd have to go to redmond and torch it from the inside. Make it look like an accident -
Gates sidekick: "Must've been one of those new 1.1 gigahert Pentium 3's-"
Gates: "Thats not possible! It wasn't an accident! It couldn't have been a Pentium... we use Macs! Umm... I mean..."
Too bad I couldn't take a camera with me (and I don't mean into Norad...) or carry around a incendiary grenade or 2...

Cipher13

[disectamac]

what am I ranting about? good question.

That was mostly Heineken posting that last one....it's morning now and I'm trying to figure it out. I may have to edit that one

[ThinkInsane]

Does that mean no Yugo's? Anthony will be devastated

[keekeeree]

Maybe I'm just strange, but NOT being invisible hasn't stopped me from doing any of lycaon's suggestions

[lycaon]

Yes, but do you do them NAKED!!!

[Anthony the PC lover]

I'd just sit in the girl's showers every day and whack it. That's about it.

[ThinkInsane]

as opposed to doing it at home like when you are visible?

[Arty50]

For those of you wondering (andi*pandi) here's the joke. Edit away if you like wlohn.

(Found using sherlock at www.mattkruse.com/humor/superman.txt )

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his
superhero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey
Batman! Who's good in the sack?"

"Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex
in comicland. Why don't you try her?", replied Batman.

I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends. So I don't
really want to take advantage of her."

"Darn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and
drove off.

Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he
saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey
G.L., I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's
the best babe in comicland?"

"Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away
the best lay in comicland, why don't you try her?"

"Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't
realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration.

Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw
Wonderwoman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart
and up in the air.

Superman was tempted. " MAN !!!" he thought to himself, "I'm
faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there
before she even knows I'm here." So with a blur and a sonic boom he was
down, in and gone.

Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression.
"What the hell was that??" she exclaimed.

"I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "But
my ass is killing me."

[Feathers]

Guess Anthony's gonna change his username to "The Invisible Man" now!!!!