[turtle777]

We're doomed.

-t

[subego]

Originally Posted by Demonhood 

My cat has thumbs. But so far he only uses them for opening cupboards, not filling mice with delicious chocolate.

You can think that if it makes you sleep better.

[Waragainstsleep]

Originally Posted by subego 

Also known as all that saves us from the cat overlords.

You say that, but I'm not so sure. First, the cat evolved to succeed in almost any environment on Earth. Hot, cold, jungles, plains, mountains, cities, they do very well. (The only one really missing is some kind of aquatic cat. Don't say Octopuss.)

Their next triumph was to enslave humanity. If they had thumbs, we might expect them to be more self-sufficient, or to do chores like washing up. As things are they get fed and they sleep on us or our stuff and they are obviously happy with that.

[ajprice]

I don't have a cat, but I like those cushions

[subego]

Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep 

You say that, but I'm not so sure. First, the cat evolved to succeed in almost any environment on Earth. Hot, cold, jungles, plains, mountains, cities, they do very well. (The only one really missing is some kind of aquatic cat. Don't say Octopuss.)

Catfish.

Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep 

Their next was triumph was to enslave humanity. If they had thumbs, we might expect them to be more self-sufficient, or to do chores like washing up. As things are they get fed and they sleep on us or our stuff and they are obviously happy with that.

"How you gets her to stays still?!?"
"I can has plan..."



"NOW!!!!1!!!"



Boom. Headshot.

[angelmb]

Originally Posted by subego 

"Check and mate... ****er."

Upcycled Apple Computer Pet Bed

[andi*pandi]

So that dead imac in my basement is worth $129? Sweet.

[abby]

put it in a cabinet with a door or put it in a higher cabinet