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Cody Dawg · Dec 21, 2004, 07:09 PM

Yeah, roberto blanco, that is exactly correct.

Sealobo · Dec 21, 2004, 08:55 PM

Young Woman + Older Man = ???

This equation can't be solved without pictures of both parties.

Zimphire · Dec 21, 2004, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by Randman:
Sorry for the double post, but it may not even be a realy 17-year-old girl on the other side.
Maybe it's tavi or zimph or rob/cash.

You know once a group of some of my friends started a pre-teen sex pic channel on IRC. The thing is, we went and found the nastiest old granny pics we could find. Stuffed them into one big file. And offered it.

We had TONS of pedos coming in there wanting the file. This was around 1996, not many people had high speed modems. The download took about 3 to 4 hours.

Lots of upset pissy people that day.

Cody Dawg · Dec 22, 2004, 12:07 PM

Well, just to tantalize some of you more...you MIGHT actually know this person...he reads these threads, by the way, though he very rarely posts here.

Randman · Dec 23, 2004, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by Cody Dawg:
Well, just to tantalize some of you more...you MIGHT actually know this person...he reads these threads, by the way, though he very rarely posts here.

Gorickey?!?

LookSee · 07:23 AM

He sounds like a creepy old perv who's so pathetic that the only action he can get is by taking advantage of a confuse kid. Yea, you da man!

Why can't he wait till she's at least 21?

Cody Dawg · Dec 23, 2004, 11:00 AM

It's NOT goricky, no way.

ajprice · Dec 23, 2004, 12:38 PM

Fat Barry?

E's Lil Theorem · Dec 23, 2004, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by ajprice:
Fat Barry?

Nah, FatBarry can get his without all this fuss

Anyway, like TheBadgerHunter said, this is not healthy for either of them. I don't think most relationships that start over the web are. I mean, it's different if you become friends over the net, meet and then decide there's something there both parties would like to pursue.

Cody Dawg, perhaps you should try to find your friend a nice lady in her 30s-40s. Shoot, how about just any lady that's 25+, you know, just to get him off of this idea of marrying a 17 YO. I mean, how would you feel if this was your daughter? Exactly, I wouldn't like it either.

lil'babykitten · Jan 10, 2005, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by Cody Dawg:
It's NOT goricky, no way.

aberdeenwriter?

d4nth3m4n · Jan 10, 2005, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
aberdeenwriter?

Winnar!

Kevin · Jan 31, 2006, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n

it's not normal and surely drenched in questionable judgment, but i don't think it's your place to play vigilante and say anything about it.

Funny the part about you saying this now is, you've been making your own comments recently.

besson3c · Jan 31, 2006, 12:58 PM

Note to self: do not tell Cody Dawg about my ass herpes.

Chuckit · Jan 31, 2006, 01:08 PM

dcmacdaddy · Jan 31, 2006, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Note to self: do not tell Cody Dawg about my ass herpes.

ass herpes . . . that's nothing. I don't want her to find out about my extra testicle. That would be devastating.

besson3c · Jan 31, 2006, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy

ass herpes . . . that's nothing. I don't want her to find out about my extra testicle. That would be devastating.

Dear MacNN,

I know this guy who has an extra testicle and he's very embarrassed by it. What should be done? He lives in Washington DC and is the father of a Mac.

jjlannoo · Jan 31, 2006, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by LookSee

He sounds like a creepy old perv who's so pathetic that the only action he can get is by taking advantage of a confuse kid. Yea, you da man!

Why can't he wait till she's at least 21?

You don't become magically smart at 21 either or at any age for that matter. In any case it most likely wouldn't last because they wouldn't really have anything in common other then Sex. <-- Though I'm sure they would have fun with that for awhile.

boots · Jan 31, 2006, 01:19 PM

Ah. I love smell of dirty laundry being hung on the line to air. It gives me such hope for my fellow man.

turtle777 · Jan 31, 2006, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Note to self: do not tell Cody Dawg about my ass herpes.

BlueSky · Jan 31, 2006, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Dear MacNN,

I know this guy who has an extra testicle and he's very embarrassed by it. What should be done? He lives in Washington DC and is the father of a Mac.

Dear Smileyface,

Your friend should rent out his extra testicle to those who are lacking in that department. Since he lives in Washington DC, tell him to flag down the nearest Congressional Democrat and make an offer.

Your pal,
Stewy

besson3c · Jan 31, 2006, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by BlueSky

Dear Smileyface,

Your friend should rent out his extra testicle to those who are lacking in that department. Since he lives in Washington DC, tell him to flag down the nearest Congressional Democrat and make an offer.

Your pal,
Stewy

nice

Perhaps we should keep the testicle in some sort of safe though? I mean, could you imagine what would happen if somebody like Bill O'Reilly attached it to himself so that he had 3 balls with free-flowing testosterone?

BlueSky · Jan 31, 2006, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

nice

Perhaps we should keep the testicle in some sort of safe though? I mean, could you imagine what would happen if somebody like Bill O'Reilly attached it to himself so that he had 3 balls with free-flowing testosterone?

Put it in a falufa-proof lock box.

Mrjinglesusa · Jan 31, 2006, 01:53 PM

I'm not even going to bother reading all of the posts in this thread.

Bottom line: There is something very disturbing about a 50 year old man who wants to have a relationship with a 17, 18, 24, etc. These are KIDS who have little to no life experience and thus nothing to offer (other than a young body) a 50 year old man. He can say what he wants about his motivations but all he is in this for is to have a YOUNG body to fool around with. There is no "intellectual" connection, there is no "emotional" connection, and there is no "love" here (other than he loves the idea of having an 18 yo toy). Anyone who tries to justify or defend this relationship is just as disturbed as he is.

Kevin · Jan 31, 2006, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Mrjinglesusa

I'm not even going to bother reading all of the posts in this thread.

Bottom line: There is something very disturbing about a 50 year old man who wants to have a relationship with a 17, 18, 24, etc. These are KIDS who have little to no life experience and thus nothing to offer (other than a young body) a 50 year old man. He can say what he wants about his motivations but all he is in this for is to have a YOUNG body to fool around with. There is no "intellectual" connection, there is no "emotional" connection, and there is no "love" here (other than he loves the idea of having an 18 yo toy). Anyone who tries to justify or defend this relationship is just as disturbed as he is.

And I might add, anyone that thinks they are better than aberdeen is also disturbed.

Maybe? Kinda?
[devilsadvocate]
Heck when I am in my 50s, I HOPE some little hot 18 year old wants to sit on my lap. (That is if I am not already taken.

Now let me go slap Demi Moore some high fives for robbing the cradle. She is SO disturbed!

[/devilsadvocate]

Chuckit · Jan 31, 2006, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

And I might add, anyone that thinks they are better than aberdeen is also disturbed.

I bet that damn David Bowie thinks he's better than aberdeenwriter. That's just the kind of bastard he is.

Monique · Jan 31, 2006, 02:17 PM

I agree with some of you, he is into sex nothing else.

But, she is a gold digger and do not need any protection, especially if he told her his age.

All she wants is stuff, especially if she is what you call it today beautiful.

She is not a naive little thing, she knows exactly what she is doing.

turtle777 · Jan 31, 2006, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by Chuckit

I bet that damn David Bowie thinks he's better than aberdeenwriter. That's just the kind of bastard he is.

boots · Jan 31, 2006, 02:30 PM

I wonder if DH will threepeat that lockiination picture.

turtle777 · Jan 31, 2006, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by boots

I wonder if DH will threepeat that lockiination picture.

Good question. It would become the AW memorial lock

Mrjinglesusa · Jan 31, 2006, 02:53 PM

I just realized this thread was started back in 2004. Is there any reason it was bumped after over a year?

boots · Jan 31, 2006, 03:00 PM

Ask zimpy. He was trying to bait Dan.

Cody Dawg · Jan 31, 2006, 03:00 PM

Ahhh...

Kevin resurrects THIS thread, eh?

Cody Dawg · Jan 31, 2006, 03:01 PM

Ask zimpy. He was trying to bait Dan.

Oh, I see.

Ratm · Jan 31, 2006, 03:02 PM

He 50, she 17..... eewww.... he should be put in prison just for thinking it. Yuck.

my two pennies.

boots · Jan 31, 2006, 03:04 PM

If that were the case, then a lot of our babyboomers would be in jail.

Not having the sense to repress the thoguhts, though...

But this is all water under the bridge. Can we get back to the pirate llamas (who know where you live?)

Cody Dawg · Jan 31, 2006, 03:04 PM

Chuckit
I bet that damn David Bowie thinks he's better than aberdeenwriter. That's just the kind of bastard he is.

I never really liked David Bowie's music. It's okay, I guess. I liked China Girl and that's about it.

Hey, did anyone notice that the mods are GONE?

It seems like everything is a free for all! I feel like I'm in a Capital One credit card commercial!

boots · Jan 31, 2006, 03:06 PM

Care to take that on for a spin? See if they issue retroactive bans?

Cody Dawg · Jan 31, 2006, 03:08 PM

No, I guess they're not gone. Just saw a recently shuttered thread below.

They're just lurking.

And, boots, shouldn't your sig say

If Heaven has a dress code, I'm walkin to Hell in my Lorenzo Llamas.

boots · Jan 31, 2006, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

No, I guess they're not gone. Just saw a recently shuttered thread below.

They're just lurking.

And, boots, shouldn't your sig say

If Heaven has a dress code, I'm walkin to Hell in my Lorenzo Llamas.

Only if you can make him into a comfortable pair of boots.

NYCFarmboy · Jan 31, 2006, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

This may come as a shock to you young folks...but chicks dig older guys.

You can try to deny it if you want.

Old dudes like me have all the stuff that young guys won't have for several more decades. Houses, 'real' sports cars, fat banks of cash. And we have *lots* more experience with naked chicks than you do.

There's literally nothing you can do to stop us old folks. If we want your girl, she's as good as ours. The girls you get to date are the ones we let you keep.

For the clueless guy that asked "doesn't she know he's only in it for the sex?" I'd ask that guy what the hell is HE in it for. Gonna act like some 20 year old *isn't* in it for the sex. Good grief.

I'd say that an older man is looking for the same thing in a young woman that he is in any woman. Which is not to say only sex, btw.

Young women are pretty no matter how old you are.

My personal guideline is that a girl I date shouldn't be any younger than half my age (I'm 38) plus two years - else she won't be old enough to drink.

Suck it up, youngsters. All you can do is hope I don't want your girl.

Cody Dawg · Jan 31, 2006, 03:26 PM

That was very funny, NYCFarmboy!

I hear Tara Reid is available, too, so go for it!

Chuckit · Jan 31, 2006, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Hey, did anyone notice that the mods are GONE?

It seems like everything is a free for all! I feel like I'm in a Capital One credit card commercial!

What are you talking about?

turtle777 · Jan 31, 2006, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by Chuckit

What are you talking about?

Cody talk, what are you thinking

Cody Dawg · Jan 31, 2006, 03:56 PM

Okay, have you ever seen the Capitol One credit card commercials?

Where all kinds of barbarians rush in and there is a melee?

That is what I'm referring to. I thought EVERYONE had seen that commercial.

Guess not.

wolfen · Jan 31, 2006, 03:59 PM

Yes, that post qualifies as "On topic" in Codyland.

Cody Dawg · Jan 31, 2006, 04:01 PM

(Sorry, wolfen...you're probably right.)

Kr0nos · Jan 31, 2006, 04:04 PM

Isn't this the same guy who is accusing TV stations and David Bowie of being baaad role models for Amercia's youth? ROTFL.

Cody Dawg · Jan 31, 2006, 04:08 PM

What do you mean Kr0nos?

boots · Jan 31, 2006, 04:13 PM

He's saying that Aberdeen is a comedy gold mine.

SirCastor · Jan 31, 2006, 04:19 PM

Rule folks:

Half your age + 7 is the youngest you can go.