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An Amusing Use of the Google Search Engine :)
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davidflas
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Dec 30, 2002, 12:48 AM
 
Check it out!
2.7Ghz 15" Mid 2012 MBP 16GB RAM 7.2k 750GB HD anti-glare display|64GB iPad4 ATT LTE|
     
Mr. Blur
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Dec 30, 2002, 12:52 AM
 
i tried "microsoft vs apple" and ms won....so then i tried "bill gates vs steve jobs" and jobs clobbered gates...heheh
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Dec 30, 2002, 05:32 AM
 
I have a friend that does google whacks. if memory serves the idea is to enter two words without quotes or a plus sign or any boolean stuff and try and get one single result. it's insanely hard.
     
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Dec 30, 2002, 07:38 AM
 
its' three items if I rembmer...
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive.
- Thomas Jefferson, 1787
     
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Dec 30, 2002, 09:01 AM
 
search microsoft vs apple and you get different results than searching apple vs microsoft
::1 ::2 ::3 ::
     
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Dec 30, 2002, 03:55 PM
 
if you search for agradaaable in google you will get 1 hit.
:: frankenstein / lcd-less TiBook / 1GHz / radeon 9000 64MB / 1GB RAM / w/ext. 250GB fw drive / noname usb bluetooth dongle / d-link usb 2.0 pcmcia card / X.5.8
:: unibody macbook pro / 2.4 Ghz C2D / 6GB RAM / dell 2407wfp - X.6.3
     
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Dec 30, 2002, 04:38 PM
 
heh, i thought this was going to be a thread about finding porn w/ the image search.
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Dec 30, 2002, 05:17 PM
 
my favorite: steve jobs vs shit

shit wins
     
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Dec 30, 2002, 05:22 PM
 
Hey good news for apple users, ibm wins over motorola, i guess this means new ibm procs
     
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Dec 30, 2002, 07:15 PM
 
Originally posted by juanvaldes:
its' three items if I rembmer...
nope, two
     
SupahCoolX
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Dec 30, 2002, 09:09 PM
 
Jesus trounced Britney Spears in my testing.
White Michael Jackson barely edged out Black Michael Jackson.
Right beat Left.
Dell Dude blew away Ellen Feiss (remember her?)
Finger defeated Toe.
And, finally.....

Newton beat Pocket PC!!! I knew it!

This thing is great!
     
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Dec 30, 2002, 09:30 PM
 
^ That is a good comment ^
     
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Dec 30, 2002, 09:50 PM
 
Microsoft vs. Democracy

Number of results on Google for the keywords Microsoft and Democracy:

Microsoft
(40 000 000 results)
versus
Democracy
(4 480 000 results)


The winner is: Microsoft
     
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Dec 31, 2002, 03:34 AM
 
Terrorism beat George Bush (4,220,000 to 2,480,000)!

     
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Dec 31, 2002, 03:54 AM
 
Mariah Carey blew away Jim Carrey. Bah, it's inaccurate, but fun anyway.

On a second note, your mom beat his mom.
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Dec 31, 2002, 05:18 AM
 
Looks like we're winning!

us (348,000,000) vs. them (138,000,000)

The results for me vs. you are not so encouraging. Must be a plural you.
     
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Dec 31, 2002, 06:21 AM
 
microsoft vs. the law -> the law wins
     
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Dec 31, 2002, 08:23 AM
 
HOW THE HELL DID DOGS BEAT CATS!? DOGS SUCK!
     
Simon X
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Dec 31, 2002, 10:00 AM
 
Yes vs. No

No is the winner.

yes (49 200 000 results)
no (386 000 000 results)
     
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Dec 31, 2002, 12:23 PM
 
Originally posted by PowerMacMan:
HOW THE HELL DID DOGS BEAT CATS!? DOGS SUCK!
Because the dogs came when Google called. The cats were sleeping in a sunny spot somewhere on the floor in another room and didn't bother to listen to Google's calls.
     
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Dec 31, 2002, 11:38 PM
 
Originally posted by hayesk:
Because the dogs came when Google called. The cats were sleeping in a sunny spot somewhere on the floor in another room and didn't bother to listen to Google's calls.
LO-freaking-L!

In other results:
Mouse did indeed beat Elephant.
Sense beat Nonsense.
Man beat Monkey.
Donald duck, unfortunately, beat Daffy Duck.
And, finally, I beat Me. Darn...
     
   
 
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