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design219
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Jul 6, 2009, 10:56 AM
 
If you are a fan of succinct writing, you might appreciate this.

http://onesentence.org/stories/popular/all/

"One night on ecstasy, I stopped a fight between two drag queens in the ladies restroom and then I made them give each other a hug."
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
Off to join its brother and sister apps that could not
keep up with the ever updating iOS. RIP Nesen Probe.
     
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Jul 6, 2009, 10:59 AM
 
I doubt that any of these sites are really real anymore. Most of the stuff on fmylife.com is way too fake-sounding.
Sell or send me your vintage Mac things if you don't want them.
     
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Jul 6, 2009, 10:59 AM
 
Wow, a lot of downers.
     
Laminar
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Jul 6, 2009, 11:01 AM
 
"His efforts were so valiant, I didn't have the heart to tell him it was front clasp."
     
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Jul 6, 2009, 11:03 AM
 
Sounds like an in-disguise twitter to me!
     
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Jul 6, 2009, 09:34 PM
 
Originally Posted by shifuimam View Post
I doubt that any of these sites are really real anymore. Most of the stuff on fmylife.com is way too fake-sounding.
And here is one mocking them all: http://mylifeisaverage.com/
     
Laminar
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Jul 6, 2009, 10:54 PM
 
Love it.

Today I ordered a pizza. The delivery man told me "Enjoy your pizza"; I replied with "You too". We both pretended not to notice. MLIA.
Today, I was jamming to some music while driving with my friend. I didn't know the words to one part of the song so I casually took a drink of my bottled water whenever the part came on. MLIA
     
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Jul 6, 2009, 10:58 PM
 
Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. I went outside and the signal improved. MLIA
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Jul 7, 2009, 04:48 AM
 
cool:

It wasn't until the eulogy ended that I realized I had been thinking about porn instead of listening.
     
   
 
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