[Macfreak7]

So i've been travelling around lately, and waiting at airports in transit is just such a pain that it gave me this idea. Imagine if you heard something like this along with the other gazillion announcements: "Welcome to blah blah airport. While safety is our top priority, traveller's comfort is a close second, so If you're feeling a little stressed out or just plain horny please feel free to step into our 'oral lounge' to receive top class felatio or cunnilingus to make your journey more relaxing and homely."
Would make for good business too, no? If you want it, go get it, if not just walk on. I don't really see anything wrong with this idea yet so if anyone wants to point out the negatives please go for it.

(I'm sure Frankfurt airport would welcome this )

[A Single Second]

What does it say about you, when you require such facilities in order to 'entertain' yourself?

[CMYKid]

hardly a requirement....but definitely a perk. Much better than the boring Ambassadors Club.

[Macfreak7]

Ugh, i never thought this up for me, per se. just an idea that crossed my mind for everyone else who wouldn't mind it.

[Mastrap]

I take it you have asked Santa for a brain for Christmas, right?

[Disgruntled Head of C-3PO]

Originally posted by Macfreak7:
I don't really see anything wrong with this idea yet so if anyone wants to point out the negatives please go for it.

Genital herpes?

[11011001]

Originally posted by Mastrap:
I take it you have asked Santa for a brain for Christmas, right?

or an STD.

[suprz's ghost]

don't let these people on here discourage you! it's a great idea! Of course the whole STD thing is a bit of a damper, but hey, Nevada has legal prostitution, so why not airports? like i said, if there was a way around the STD thing. and PRUDES it would probably work...