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Jul 6, 2004, 03:22 PM
 
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She is way past it.
we don't have time to stop for gas
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 03:24 PM
 
Wow, she looks like a normal every day person.

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Jul 6, 2004, 03:28 PM
 
Originally posted by Zimphire:
Wow, she looks like a normal every day person.
A really cheap $5-a-go normal every day person?

     
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Jul 6, 2004, 03:30 PM
 
It's hip to dress like you live in the slums in Hollywood now.

Dontcha know?
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 03:31 PM
 
one w3rd: "cheap"
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 03:33 PM
 
Skeeze-errific.
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 03:33 PM
 
Yikes.
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 03:39 PM
 
It doesn't even look like Britney. She certainly will look terrible after years of smoking. She will have darker skin and with wrinkles.

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Jul 6, 2004, 03:43 PM
 
What did you expect - she looks ugly on and off stage.
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Jul 6, 2004, 03:44 PM
 
Damn girl, you rotten.

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Jul 6, 2004, 03:46 PM
 
So...who wants to...

Hit it.®?
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 03:53 PM
 
Originally posted by gorickey:
So...who wants to...

Hit it.®?
Looks like someone already hit her a couple times.

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Jul 6, 2004, 03:55 PM
 
nice legs.

other than that-->n:
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 03:57 PM
 
Her sneakers suck. SUCK !!!

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Jul 6, 2004, 04:04 PM
 
that can't be britney !!
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Jul 6, 2004, 04:05 PM
 
bwahaha, everyone else talks about her body..."her sneakers suck"
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Jul 6, 2004, 04:13 PM
 
Fantastic.
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 04:20 PM
 
So what happened to the knee operation and not going on tour guff?

Fit enough to go shopping, fit enough to mime...

As for the smoking, maybe she wants to sound like Pink (or maybe they're special helium gas cigarettes that give her that irritating, whiney, nasal stupid voice !)

Pink is/was a heavy smoker (as if you didn't know!)... 20 years smoking, 29 years old, really. She apparently gave up before her last tour, whether she's stayed off, I don't know...stupid restraining order!

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Jul 6, 2004, 04:34 PM
 
1) Rich
2) Decent (looks/behaviour & clothing)
3) Famous.

Pick any 2.
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Jul 6, 2004, 04:41 PM
 
Originally posted by fhoubi:
Pick any but 2.
Fixed.

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Jul 6, 2004, 04:52 PM
 
Originally posted by wdlove:
She certainly will look terrible after years of smoking. She will have darker skin and with wrinkles.
I hear that's why Michael Jackson quit.
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Jul 6, 2004, 05:15 PM
 
Originally posted by vmpaul:
I hear that's why Michael Jackson quit.
Yeah, I read the same thing at MOSR as well...
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 05:35 PM
 
Originally posted by boardsurfer:
nice legs.

other than that-->n:
You mean... "Nice leg". You can tell she had surgery on her left knee, especially with the atrophy in the thigh.
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 05:43 PM
 
How is it she has on two shirts, and you can still see the nips?


     
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Jul 6, 2004, 05:47 PM
 
Wow, you see those scars on her chin from pimples... it's probably from the overloaded make-up.

I don't know about you... but she hasn't aged that well. I also think she is spiraling downward as a celebrity and her time is running up if she doesn't take care of herself. Hope she is soundly invested.
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 06:17 PM
 
I'd hit it...







...with a baseball bat.
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 06:18 PM
 
I still can't believe that's britney
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Jul 6, 2004, 06:20 PM
 
Originally posted by turtle777:
Her sneakers suck. SUCK !!!

-t
Those aren't sneakers. They're Uggs

Britney? wtf?
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 06:25 PM
 
Originally posted by sideus:
I'd hit it...







...with a baseball bat.
Ditto; however, gorickey would probably swing and miss...

     
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Jul 6, 2004, 06:35 PM
 
She hasn't *aged* well? I'm 22 and if I recall... she's essentially my age. Maybe it's just me, but I look mostly the same as I did 4-6 years ago. But I guess running and not smoking/performing/having 2 marriages will do that to you.

Are we sure those pictures are actually of Brit? Not that I don't think that could be her, but I don't see an article reference or anything.

edit: look == love? Hmmm...

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( Last edited by Ghoser777; Jul 6, 2004 at 06:55 PM. )
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 06:52 PM
 
To all the "Eww, gross"/ hit-it-with-a-baseball-bat posters:

Great sex does not require a partner that looks like she belongs on MTV....ugly people are having incredible sex, and you'll never know how freaky that girl with the pimples and the chubby legs that you know can be because you won't let yourself get past the wrapping paper.

That's a lot more pathetic than going out in public looking like this.
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 07:09 PM
 
Originally posted by Sarc:
that can't be britney !!
It is Britney, and there are plenty more pics of her smoking, If you need absolute verification.
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 07:21 PM
 
Originally posted by spacefreak:
It is Britney, and there are plenty more pics of her smoking, If you need absolute verification.
I'm not sure people are disputing that info. She just looks... a little bit different. Maybe she really was knocked up by that guy she is marrying (not that a woman has to get pregnant to not look *perfect* when not in makeup)

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Jul 6, 2004, 07:38 PM
 
Just goes to show what a little airbrush and some photoshop has been doing for her all these years.
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Jul 6, 2004, 07:42 PM
 
Originally posted by Ghoser777:
I'm not sure people are disputing that info. She just looks... a little bit different. Maybe she really was knocked up by that guy she is marrying (not that a woman has to get pregnant to not look *perfect* when not in makeup)
Maybe I'm just used to seeing hot celebrity chicks without their makeup, usually in the morning.

Perhaps the worst looking "in-the-morning" hottie is Cameron Diaz. Her face is like the Grand Canyon, though most of us only see her and her photos after she has had a few pounds of makeup base caked on her face.

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Jul 6, 2004, 07:42 PM
 
Originally posted by wolfen:
Just goes to show what a little airbrush and some photoshop has been doing for her all these years.
... and every other female celebrity over the age of 21.
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 07:52 PM
 
dudes. dudes.

1. you mean she doesnt look the same in real life as she does in those videos and fancy airbrushed still shots?

2. her "voice" is hardly on those albums of hers anyway. she could smoke like a chimney and i dont think it would change a ****ing thing.
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 07:54 PM
 
Originally posted by scaught:

2. her "voice" is hardly on those albums of hers anyway. she could smoke like a chimney and i dont think it would change a ****ing thing.
Indeed, we won't be ****ing her one way or another.

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Jul 6, 2004, 08:40 PM
 
Originally posted by Ghoser777:
She hasn't *aged* well? I'm 22 and if I recall... she's essentially my age. Maybe it's just me, but I look mostly the same as I did 4-6 years ago.
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Wow, you should see a doctor. If you're 22 and you look like you're 16... YOU haven't aged well, either.
     
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Jul 6, 2004, 11:16 PM
 
No, I just looked grown up when I was 16. Besides shaving, I haven't put on much weight (ten pounds at the most), my frame hasn't changed, my hair style isn't racially different... pretty much the same old look. Perhaps I should update that at some point, but at least physically I've seen no change (minus shaving).

Maybe that's just me.

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Originally posted by Ghoser777:
my hair style isn't racially different...
black, white, asian, hispanic, you pick the race!
     
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Jul 7, 2004, 01:07 AM
 
Originally posted by velodev:
You mean... "Nice leg". You can tell she had surgery on her left knee, especially with the atrophy in the thigh.
Did you see the scar?
What kind of butcher did that?
She of all people should be able to find a good surgeon.
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Jul 7, 2004, 01:48 AM
 
Turn away quickly.
     
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Jul 7, 2004, 02:24 AM
 
She's still hotter than Hilary Duff.

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Jul 7, 2004, 03:12 AM
 
I thought it was known trailer trash ages exponentially.
     
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Originally posted by chalk_outline:
I thought it was known trailer trash ages exponentially.
First hand experience ?

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Jul 7, 2004, 07:15 AM
 
Originally posted by MindFad:
She's still hotter than Hilary Duff.

(OMG, I trolled on the Internet just now.)
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Isn't Google great. You type "britney chimp" and look what you get

Looks kinda similar I think...

.. you still would after a few frothy-ones though. You know you would.
     
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