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Gemini
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Jul 10, 2004, 01:07 PM
 
"Going on a few errands" -- I'm going shopping and will spend a lot more money than you would approve of.

"My computer is acting funny" -- Fix my computer or you will fail me as a partner.

"I like being with you" -- Hand me my book. Do we have any ice cream in the house?


Any others out there?
     
Miniryu
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Jul 10, 2004, 02:47 PM
 
"I just want to be friends." - You are a pansy sissy bich and you are lucky to have even gotten this far with me.

"Sing it again, rookie beyach."
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Jul 10, 2004, 02:59 PM
 
does this make me look fat?- cmon, sucker, tell me how much you love me and my fat a$$
     
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Jul 10, 2004, 04:37 PM
 
"We need to talk..." = I'm going to claw your eyes out and make you feel like sh~t.
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Sherwin
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Jul 10, 2004, 04:43 PM
 
"Hi" = I really want to jump your English bones.

     
Rain
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Jul 10, 2004, 05:35 PM
 
Originally posted by Sherwin:
"Hi" = I really want to jump your English bones.



I don't think so. A "hi" is just a "hi".
     
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Jul 10, 2004, 05:48 PM
 
Originally posted by Cadaver:
"We need to talk..." = I'm going to claw your eyes out and make you feel like sh~t.
"We need to talk..." = I'm going to talk and you're going to listen.
     
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Jul 10, 2004, 09:55 PM
 
Its ok, I need some time alone - You bastard, your just going out with your friends drinking again and should be home pandering to me.
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fxbezak
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Jul 10, 2004, 09:59 PM
 
OR!!

"Im not talking to you" - Im not going to talk to you until my needs require you to get off your butt and rub my feet again.
The Desires of Youth are the Regrets of Maturity.
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Jul 10, 2004, 10:05 PM
 
"I don't care, you choose..." -- I don't like that choice, you should have chosen the other one.
     
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Jul 10, 2004, 10:11 PM
 
As a female, I find this pretty funny, because it's so true. More!
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Jul 10, 2004, 11:06 PM
 
" " (meaning she doesn't say anything AT ALL) = you made me very mad and it is up to you to find out what you did wrong because I'm not telling you
{{{ mindwaves }}}
     
hyperb0le
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Jul 10, 2004, 11:10 PM
 
"When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong.

And when a woman says something's wrong, that means everything's wrong.

And when a woman says something's not funny, you sure as hell better not laugh your ass off"
- Homer Simpson

     
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Jul 10, 2004, 11:11 PM
 
"It's ok." = you are in trouble for a long time
     
hyperb0le
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Jul 10, 2004, 11:11 PM
 
EDIT: God damn it, hit the reply button instead of edit...
     
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Jul 11, 2004, 01:56 PM
 
Let's go shopping.

"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
     
Sherwin
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Jul 11, 2004, 05:17 PM
 
Originally posted by Rain:


I don't think so. A "hi" is just a "hi".
If you're neither an Englishman or gorgeous, perhaps your experience will be different.

     
Gankdawg
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Jul 11, 2004, 05:29 PM
 
Originally posted by hyperb0le:
EDIT: God damn it, hit the reply button instead of edit...
I'm not familiar with that one.....what does it mean when she says it?
     
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Jul 11, 2004, 05:42 PM
 
"We need to think things over." : I am giving you time for you to realize that things are over.

"We need to think things over." [in another sense] : You choose the wrong choice, FIX it.
     
historylme
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Jul 11, 2004, 05:44 PM
 
"I don't normally do this. I don't want you to get the wrong idea about me" : I have yet to do this [thing] with you, today.


[I forgot about this one, I hear it every time]
     
gorickey
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Jul 11, 2004, 05:45 PM
 
"Wow, that looks good..." (at dinner) -- I know I should have chosen that from the beginning; however, instead I'll waste the $40 dinner you are buying me and wait for you to offer your entrée to me and leave you with nothing. If you don't offer, I'll be pissed the rest of the evening.
     
CaseCom
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Jul 11, 2004, 06:19 PM
 
Her: "So what do you want to do today?"

Me: "We could [go to a certain store, certain restaurant, certain movie, whatever]"

Her: [Nodding] "We could do that."

Translation: I don't really want to, but if you're heart's set on it, I'll go along. Then I'll be in a bad mood the rest of the day. And then if you ask why I'm in a bad mood, I'm not going to tell you why.
     
Ghoser777
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Jul 11, 2004, 06:22 PM
 
Why do we put up with this sh*t?

Oh yeah... sex... foiled again!

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Jul 11, 2004, 07:35 PM
 
Originally posted by wdlove:
Let's go shopping.
OMG I laughed out loud at this one, a lot!
     
gorickey
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Jul 11, 2004, 07:52 PM
 
Originally posted by Ghoser777:
Why do we put up with this sh*t?

Oh yeah... sex... foiled again!
Hmmm, and here I thought it was for less Oprah™...not sure which is better...
     
Ghoser777
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Jul 11, 2004, 08:07 PM
 
"I'm not a lesbian, I'm bisexual" - only in Dodgeball.

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Jul 11, 2004, 08:14 PM
 
Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
does this make me look fat?- cmon, sucker, tell me how much you love me and my fat a$$
i think its more like "If you say yes, I'll hate you. If you say no, I'm not going to believe you and hate you for trying to cheer me up."
     
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Jul 11, 2004, 09:09 PM
 
"I'm just going to the mall to get one pair of pants while they're on sale. I'll be back in 30 minutes." = I hope the car trunk is empty. I'm going to spend a good half day filling it up with stuff.
     
goMac
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Jul 12, 2004, 12:50 AM
 
Originally posted by Gemini:
"My computer is acting funny" -- Fix my computer or you will fail me as a partner.
I had a gf who never did this while I was dating her, but after we broke up it was all she ever talked to me about.

To this day whenever I fix one of her friend's computer she gets really pissed. Needless to say, I "haven't found time" to fix her computer.
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Jul 12, 2004, 09:58 AM
 
"My dad was asking about you" = My dad has a new gun

"Do you mind if I move that stuff of yours into a drawer?" = Your stuff is nerdy/smelly/unsightly/illegal, and must be replaced by something from Pottery Barn.
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turtle777
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Jul 12, 2004, 11:46 AM
 
Originally posted by Ghoser777:
"I'm not a lesbian, I'm bisexual" - only in Dodgeball.
Meaning what ?

-t
     
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Jul 12, 2004, 11:53 AM
 
I've had a miserable day--means, come over here and hug me, you big lug.
     
   
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