[shmerek]

Anybody watching SNL? I don't think I have ever seen a worse "musical" (guest and I use the term musical loosely). That was freaking brutal!

[Mr. Blur]

...damn...i thought i was going to get a link to some porn.....

[Zimphire]

Yeah it was pretty bad.

The key was to turn the volume down.

[shmerek]

Originally posted by Mr. Blur:
...damn...i thought i was going to get a link to some porn.....

sorry that will be her next move to revive her sagging career.

[ShortcutToMoncton]

Why, what happened? I wish I could've seen it. My friend's in love with Britney, and I could only talk to her during commercials while Britney was around....

greg

[shmerek]

Originally posted by ShortcutToMoncton:
Why, what happened? I wish I could've seen it. My friend's in love with Britney, and I could only talk to her during commercials while Britney was around....

greg

THe song was awful so was the dancing just brutal but she still has one more song to go.

[shmerek]

Oh god now she is trying to sing.

[Footy]

I missed the first one but I'm watching the second set right now. Not to bad but not good. SNL probable isn't the best of setups for her I'm guessing.

Still I could totally see that song being very good coming out of the studio.

[Sherwin]

Lard can't dance. Lard can't sing. Lard has to try to look sexy. Lard can't do that either.

[nvaughan3]

too bad you get never get a "lard" like her in your lifetime dorkus!

[Superchicken]

Did you just call Brittany fat? I'm sorry talentless yes, fat no.

[kristofor]

Originally posted by shmerek:
sorry that will be her next move to revive her sagging career.

Have you seen her lately? Dude, there's nothing sagging on Britney.

[Sherwin]

Originally posted by nvaughan3:
too bad you get never get a "lard" like her in your lifetime dorkus!

If you say so. I've had better than her on the 2am "panic pull".

[Superchicken]

Originally posted by Sherwin:
If you say so. I've had better than her on the 2am "panic pull".

Hmm... of course if they're doing anything with someone who objectifies women like you seem to, they're probably not to bright... and by not to bright I mean freakishly stupid...

[shmerek]

Originally posted by nvaughan3:
too bad you get never get a "lard" like her in your lifetime dorkus!

Nice nips

[Sherwin]

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Hmm... of course if they're doing anything with someone who objectifies women like you seem to, they're probably not to bright... and by not to bright I mean freakishly stupid...

One day you'll learn that liking boobies does not equal "objectifying women". Maybe the same day you stop hitting your sister?

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Sherwin:
If you say so. I've had better than her on the 2am "panic pull".

You need to write that on a bathroom wall.

[Kenneth]

sad.. Halle Berry's fans will be sad.. right.. since she hosts the show with Britney

[Uday's Carcass]

Originally posted by Sherwin:
One day you'll learn that liking boobies does not equal "objectifying women". Maybe the same day you stop hitting your sister?

[soul searching]

Originally posted by shmerek:
Anybody watching SNL? I don't think I have ever seen a worse "musical" (guest and I use the term musical loosely). That was freaking brutal!

Did they kiss?

[deekay1]

i didn't see the the show, but i never thought that britney was particularly talented as a singer...or good looking for that matter (by any definition of the term).

she seems to be just another "casted" music industry puppet...

[ShortcutToMoncton]

If you're saying Britney's fat and you get better chicks than her....

...you're absolutely full of shi�. One hundred per cent.

Keep talkin' out of yer ass.

greg

[Sherwin]

Originally posted by ShortcutToMoncton:
If you're saying Britney's fat and you get better chicks than her....

...you're absolutely full of shi�. One hundred per cent.

I can conclude only two things from this post:

� That you live in a country so well-nourished that by your average, Britney isn't, in fact, fat.

� That you're not capable of pulling hot chicks (obviously, if you have to go messing with married women) and are incorrectly assuming that because you can't nobody else can.
Now, I don't want to knock the little fantasy that you've constructed to fool yourself that it's not actually your problem but a problem with all males, but it may surprise you that someone out there is getting some with the hotties. Or did your little fantasy lead you to think that because you're not getting any with supermodels they must be celibate?

[Zimphire]

While I am no Britney fan, no matter where you live, if you think she is fat, then I would say you have some issues with yourself to deal with.

She isn't even CLOSE to being fat. By ANY standards.

[Sherwin]

Originally posted by Zimphire:
While I am no Britney fan, no matter where you live, if you think she is fat, then I would say you have some issues with yourself to deal with.

She isn't even CLOSE to being fat. By ANY standards.

No dude. She's fat. Your opinion here is cheeseburger skewed.

Ask iWrite about Britney's body type - she'll tell ya the truth.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Sherwin:
No dude. She's fat. Your opinion here is cheeseburger skewed.

For you to tell me why my opinion is somehow "skewed" not knowing me is silly. I never eat fast food. I am 5'10" and weigh 145lbs.

Britney is not fat. What you mean is, YOU think that unless the gal is supermodel rail thin, she is fat. Which is a opinion. You are allowed to have said opinion. But it is still a opinion. That doesn't make her FAT.

Go ask a doctor, he will tell you she is VERY fit.

[Sherwin]

Originally posted by Zimphire:
For you to tell me why my opinion is somehow "skewed" not knowing me is silly. I never eat fast food. I am 5'10" and weigh 145lbs.

You miss the point Zimph. Nothing to do with how hefty you are, but more to do with the generally heftiness of the women you observe around you. This is what skews your opinion in such matters.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Britney is not fat. What you mean is, YOU think that unless the gal is supermodel rail thin, she is fat. Which is a opinion. You are allowed to have said opinion. But it is still a opinion. That doesn't make her FAT.

She's got cellulite. At her age. That's fat dude. Observe the way her thighs wobble and get in the way of each other when she tries to dance. That's fat.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Go ask a doctor, he will tell you she is VERY fit.

Is this an opinion or do you hang out with her doctor?

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Sherwin:
You miss the point Zimph. Nothing to do with how hefty you are, but more to do with the generally heftiness of the women you observe around you. This is what skews your opinion in such matters.

LOL and what do you know of the women around me? This is the pretentiousness I am talking about. She isn't fat , not because I hang around fat women, but because she just isn't fat. Your "fat scale" is a bit off.

She's got cellulite. At her age. That's fat dude. Observe the way her thighs wobble and get in the way of each other when she tries to dance. That's fat.

LOL You have a lot to learn about women Sherwin.

Is this an opinion or do you hang out with her doctor?

Not a opinion. Go ask ANY doctor. They will tell you she is healthy.

No wonder there are so many females that are insecure with their weight.

I guess if you aren't a coke induced bone rack your fat!

[Sherwin]

Originally posted by Zimphire:
LOL and what do you know of the women around me? This is the pretentiousness I am talking about. She isn't fat , not because I hang around fat women, but because she just isn't fat. Your "fat scale" is a bit off.

LOL You have a lot to learn about women Sherwin.

There ya go Zimph. Proof of concept. If you conclude I have a lot to learn about women from what I just wrote, this implies that you think all or most women above Britney's age either have cellulite or dance-unfriendly thighs. Maybe they do in your country. They certainly don't here. Which leads back to what I was saying about your perceptions of fat.

My fat scale is off - by North American standards. Which is what I've been telling you.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Not a opinion. Go ask ANY doctor. They will tell you she is healthy.

So my doctor, who's only vaguely aware of Britney's existence, will tell me that she's healthy? Without examining her? I knew he was good, but I really didn't realise just how spectacular his skills were! Must remember to give him an extra big tip next time I see him.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
No wonder there are so many females that are insecure with their weight.

Wouldn't be anything at all to do with all the chocolate they stuff in their faces, would it?

Insecure with their weight? Narh. Just start ragging on naturally "not fat" chicks like Aniston and Cox to make themselves feel better and kid themselves that they're not fat.

Oh, and Zimph. If females weren't being insecure about their weight, they'd be being insecure about something else. Nature of the beast. Part of femininity. It's actually healthier for them to be worrying about things they can change (like their weight) than the things they can't (like their facial bone structure).
Perhaps you need to learn a little more about women?

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Sherwin:
There ya go Zimph. Proof of concept. If you conclude I have a lot to learn about women from what I just wrote, this implies that you think all or most women above Britney's age either have cellulite or dance-unfriendly thighs.

No that isn't what I said. I have yet met any women ever or seen any pics of women that didn't have cellulite. Now there are photoshop pictures and there is the truth.

Maybe they do in your country. They certainly don't here. Which leads back to what I was saying about your perceptions of fat.

Which I said was full of crap also. Go ask a doctor from your area if Britney is fat or in shape.

My fat scale is off - by North American standards. Which is what I've been telling you.

And again I am telling you I am not using any "North American" scale. I am talking world wide. IN GENERAL. You keep bringing this up even though I have told you over and over again, that isn't the case. You just have a exaggerated opinion as to what is fat.

So my doctor, who's only vaguely aware of Britney's existence, will tell me that she's healthy? Without examining her? I knew he was good, but I really didn't realise just how spectacular his skills were! Must remember to give him an extra big tip next time I see him.

You can look at someone and tell if they are physically fit or fat. Doctors can do this.

Wouldn't be anything at all to do with all the chocolate they stuff in their faces, would it?

There you go again making silly generalizations. You have a narrow minded view about weight.

Insecure with their weight? Narh. Just start ragging on naturally "not fat" chicks like Aniston and Cox to make themselves feel better and kid themselves that they're not fat.

No one is kidding themselves. Your def of fat is not the norm. Nowhere is it the norm.

Oh, and Zimph. If females weren't being insecure about their weight, they'd be being insecure about something else. Nature of the beast. Part of femininity. It's actually healthier for them to be worrying about things they can change (like their weight) than the things they can't (like their facial bone structure).
Perhaps you need to learn a little more about women?

ROFL! Again you have a scary sad outlook on females bud. You still have lots to learn obviously.

I am sure you are next going to tell me how all males in your area think she is fat too! Without any proof.

Your weight scale is very narrow minded, and faulty.

[Developer]

Britney doesn't seem to be fat. Lot's of people like skinny women, but that doesn't make her fat.
But I also think she's not that hot. I'm fine with people liking her. She's just not my type.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Developer:
Britney doesn't seem to be fat. Lot's of people like skinny women, but that doesn't make her fat.
But I also think she's not that hot. I'm fine with people liking her. She's just not my type.

I agree 100%.

Just because Sherwin prefers rail thin women, doesn't mean women that are not rail thin are fat. That is just silly.

And your from Europe right?

Sherwin can't use his strawman on you.

[Sherwin]

Originally posted by Zimphire:
I have yet met any women ever or seen any pics of women that didn't have cellulite.

In coherent English if you would please Zimph.

If I translated this correctly as "I have yet to meet any women who haven't got cellulite" then you further prove what I'm saying. Only fat chicks get cellulite when they're Britney's age.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Now there are photoshop pictures and there is the truth.

Really Zimph. Book yourself a vacation to Spain or somewhere. Get yourself down to the beach. Come look at the truth. Try not to drool over all the bare boobies.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Which I said was full of crap also. Go ask a doctor from your area if Britney is fat or in shape.

You said "healthy". Make your mind up.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
And again I am telling you I am not using any "North American" scale. I am talking world wide. IN GENERAL. You keep bringing this up even though I have told you over and over again, that isn't the case. You just have a exaggerated opinion as to what is fat.

So Zimph, when was the last time you were up close and personal with the lack of cellulite on a Britney-age European? I'm of course talking about the real World, not just the one you let play in the World Series.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
You can look at someone and tell if they are physically fit or fat. Doctors can do this.

Doctors can tell if someone is fit or not by looking at their fat levels? Really?

Originally posted by Zimphire:
There you go again making silly generalizations. You have a narrow minded view about weight.
No one is kidding themselves. Your def of fat is not the norm. Nowhere is it the norm.

Do you actually have a passport or are you just guessing?

Originally posted by Zimphire:
ROFL! Again you have a scary sad outlook on females bud. You still have lots to learn obviously.

No dude. Any female telling the truth about herself will agree with me. Simply because you don't know these basic truths doesn't mean they aren't true.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
I am sure you are next going to tell me how all males in your area think she is fat too! Without any proof.

Have you fished out those photos of your uncle yet? We still need proof for that one you know. Or is it possible for something to be true without providing proof here?

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Your weight scale is very narrow minded, and faulty.

So, you live in a country which has 60% of the population defined as fat/obese, but I have a faulty weight scale?

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Sherwin:
"I have yet to meet any women who haven't got cellulite" then you further prove what I'm saying. Only fat chicks get cellulite when they're Britney's age.

All women have cellulite Sherwin. You are showing again you don't know much about women. Some women hide it better than others.

Really Zimph. Book yourself a vacation to Spain or somewhere. Get yourself down to the beach. Come look at the truth. Try not to drool over all the bare boobies.

I've been all over man, women look the same everywhere. There are fat women in every part of this earth.

You said "healthy". Make your mind up.

Being in shape is being healthy silly.

So Zimph, when was the last time you were up close and personal with the lack of cellulite on a Britney-age European? I'm of course talking about the real World, not just the one you let play in the World Series.

What are you going on about now? I have met many European women. Let me let you in on a secret. There are fat European women too. Women are built the same throughout the world for the most part.

Doctors can tell if someone is fit or not by looking at their fat levels? Really?

A doctor could indeed look at Britney and tell she wasn't fat. Go ahead. Ask any doctor.

Do you actually have a passport or are you just guessing?

Would you like me to go get it scanned?

No dude. Any female telling the truth about herself will agree with me. Simply because you don't know these basic truths doesn't mean they aren't true.

You are talking in circles now. Hey, it's not womens fault you have a faulty balance on who is fat or not.

Have you fished out those photos of your uncle yet? We still need proof for that one you know. Or is it possible for something to be true without providing proof here?

OoOoh looks like someone is getting a bit upset and pulling cheap shots. Whats wrong Sherwin? Getting sick of being proved wrong over and over again?

So, you live in a country which has 60% of the population defined as fat/obese, but I have a faulty weight scale?

That made no sense. Re-read what you said and try to piece together how the US having a 60% pop defined as fat/obese and how that makes my weight scale faulty.

Strawman indeed.

So what about Developer? He is European, he doesn't think she is fat. What is your excuse for him? You can't use your pretentious European snobbery as a excuse here.

You have a off balanced view of fatness Sherwin. And you are coming off as being really superficial

Britney is not fat or obese.

Keep putting up them strawmen Sher, and I will keep knocking them down.

[dillerX]

By sucks I thought you meant she finally.... aww hell, nevermind.

[deekay1]

fat or not? you be the judge

[MorningStar]

Originally posted by deekay1:
fat or not? you be the judge

That red outfit is really appealing to me.

She needs to get some meat on her bones first.

Preferably MY meat.

If I existed.

[daydreamer]

well, judging by that pic, that IS FAT.

[Developer]

Originally posted by Sherwin:
Book yourself a vacation to Spain or somewhere. Get yourself down to the beach. Come look at the truth.

You shouldn't have mentioned Spain if we're talking about skinny women. Or does the term "culo castellano" say nothing to you?

Seriously, Britney Spears is not fat really. If you think so you have a distorted view. And if you think women of normal weight could not have cellulite I conclude your not older than 18 at most.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Developer:
You shouldn't have mentioned Spain if we're talking about skinny women. Or does the term "culo castellano" say nothing to you?

LOL!

Seriously, Britney Spears is not fat really. If you think so you have a distorted view. And if you think women of normal weight could not have cellulite I conclude your not older than 18 at most.

Exactly what I said. But what do I know, I am just a silly American.

[Sherwin]

Originally posted by Zimphire:
All women have cellulite Sherwin. You are showing again you don't know much about women. Some women hide it better than others.

Sorry Zimph. We're talking visible cellulite on young fat birds. Not the stuff you can't see.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
I've been all over man, women look the same everywhere. There are fat women in every part of this earth.

Indeed. There's just a higher percentage ratio of fat:thin women in some parts.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Being in shape is being healthy silly.

Ermm... Nope. Ask any doctor about that.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Women are built the same throughout the world for the most part.

This is simply not so. National diet plays a large part in the equation.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
A doctor could indeed look at Britney and tell she wasn't fat. Go ahead. Ask any doctor.

Don't mix your concepts Zimph. You said a doctor could look at Britney and tell she was healthy.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Would you like me to go get it scanned?

Yeah. Might come in handy for something.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
You are talking in circles now. Hey, it's not womens fault you have a faulty balance on who is fat or not.

Arh. So the fact that more than 50% of western women are on a diet must be the fault of my fat scale. Didn't know I had quite that effect on society but I'm quite chuffed about it all the same. Must go celebrate.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
OoOoh looks like someone is getting a bit upset and pulling cheap shots. Whats wrong Sherwin? Getting sick of being proved wrong over and over again?

No Zimph. You constantly ask for proof whilst providing none yourself. Just illustrating that concept for ya.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
That made no sense. Re-read what you said and try to piece together how the US having a 60% pop defined as fat/obese and how that makes my weight scale faulty.

You don't seem to get it. Our perception of whether someone is overweight or not is related to the people we see every day. If a more than world-wide average of people in your area are overweight, it skews your perceptions.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
So what about Developer? He is European, he doesn't think she is fat. What is your excuse for him? You can't use your pretentious European snobbery as a excuse here.

He's German (IIRC). If you knew anything about Europe you'd know that Teutonic peeps tend to be reasonably "athletic". Sturdy, so to speak. Again, skewing the perception.

Originally posted by Zimphire:
You have a off balanced view of fatness Sherwin. And you are coming off as being really superficial

Arhh.. "Superficial". Classic defence when talking about fat chicks. Wondered when that was gonna arrive. The prosecution rests.


You like fat chicks. I like thin chicks. Don't worry about it.

[sideus]

She's talentless and nasty.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Sherwin:
Sorry Zimph. We're talking visible cellulite on young fat birds. Not the stuff you can't see.

Thanks for telling me what "We" are talking about Sherwin, heh.

Ermm... Nope. Ask any doctor about that.

LOL do you just want to argue semantics now? The difference between "In shape' and "healthy" is marginal at best.

This is simply not so. National diet plays a large part in the equation.

Well you can say it's not so all you wish. There are all kinds of shapes of women everywhere you go.

Don't mix your concepts Zimph. You said a doctor could look at Britney and tell she was healthy.

You are again, arguing semantics. Put that strawman down.

Arh. So the fact that more than 50% of western women are on a diet must be the fault of my fat scale. Didn't know I had quite that effect on society but I'm quite chuffed about it all the same. Must go celebrate.

Who made such a statement? Not I. I said some women that are self conscience for NO REASON because some men have a distorted view as to what is fat. I am not talking about the actual people that ARE fat. Another strawman knocked over.

No Zimph. You constantly ask for proof whilst providing none yourself. Just illustrating that concept for ya.

But here is the difference. I wasn't expecting anyone to believe me. You are.

You don't seem to get it.

No, I get it pretty well. Obviously better than you.

Our perception of whether someone is overweight or not is related to the people we see every day. If a more than world-wide average of people in your area are overweight, it skews your perceptions.

"Our"? Speak for yourself. If that was the case I would think women that are 5'6" and weigh 180lbs was skinny. Another strawman.

He's German (IIRC). If you knew anything about Europe you'd know that Teutonic peeps tend to be reasonably "athletic". Sturdy, so to speak. Again, skewing the perception.

LOL! Again more pretentious snobbery you are so known for.

Arhh.. "Superficial". Classic defence when talking about fat chicks. Wondered when that was gonna arrive. The prosecution rests.

No I was using it because you have a superficial view on what is fat and what is not. It's a narrow minded one as well.

You like fat chicks. I like thin chicks. Don't worry about it.

There you go again. I like women that look Healthy. Not ones that look like a bag of bones. You seem to like the boney ones.

That doesn't make women that aren't a bag of bones fat. No matter how badly you want them to be. Or how many times you say it. Would you like me to get out a weight/height chart on obesity? I could.

Developer made a good point about cellulite. BTW how old are you Sherwin?

[Sherwin]

Originally posted by Developer:
You shouldn't have mentioned Spain if we're talking about skinny women. Or does the term "culo castellano" say nothing to you?

Nope.

Originally posted by Developer:
Seriously, Britney Spears is not fat really.

Look at the pic post above. And put the sausages down.

Originally posted by Developer:
If you think so you have a distorted view. And if you think women of normal weight could not have cellulite I conclude your not older than 18 at most.

Plenty older than that. Never encountered visible cellulite on anyone I've dated yet. Then again, I don't date fat chicks.

[neigh-neigh-woo]

Read this.. 2 nd paragraph more so.

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Britney.html

I prefer her with natural tits myself.
She has F@cked herself up.
Obviuously she has to go to the gym on a regular basis to keep up the image.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Sherwin:
Plenty older than that. Never encountered visible cellulite on anyone I've dated yet. Then again, I don't date fat chicks.

You forgot to mention, you only date twenty eight year olds.

All twenty of them at once.



Would you care to post some pictures of yourself with all these "hot skinny chicks" so we can be schooled?

[deekay1]

britney say: smoking healthy, sex baaaad for you!

skaaaaaank!

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by deekay1:
britney say: smoking healthy, sex baaaad for you!

skaaaaaank!

I heard she took up smoking because she heard someone in a MacNN forum called her fat.

[Zimphire]

I am curious as to what Sherwin thinks about the new younger fatter Europeans taking over?

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/livin...ope000525.html

http://www.youropa.dk/nyheder/ungere.../index_html_en

I wonder if this will suddenly skew your fat scale?

[deekay1]

Originally posted by Zimphire:
I heard she took up smoking because she heard someone in a MacNN forum called her fat.

i heared she took up smoking because she has this really wiered unsatisfied "oral fixation"...