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a click track with one bass drum on it more like.
Or the mating call of a cricket that plays in a marching band.
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boom ...
you forgot "mothafukka" and "biaaaaatch"!  
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I like it... Best rap song I've heard in a long time!
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There's lots of good rap out there.
Remember, most of what you see on MTV is the rap equivalent of Nickelback or P.O.D or whatever. Generic shiite.
Not really my preferred field, no, but I give respect where it's due.
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You forgot the part where they rap about how wicked they are.
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ShortcutToMoncton: I was simply being mean to be mean. I understand good music when I hear it, no matter what genre, Country and Opra inclusive.
The only thing is that the majority of rap is very much the same, as with most genres, and sometimes it's important to challenge the norm by making fun of it.
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Originally posted by ShortcutToMoncton:
There's lots of good rap out there.
Remember, most of what you see on MTV is the rap equivalent of Nickelback or P.O.D or whatever. Generic shiite.
Not really my preferred field, no, but I give respect where it's due.
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what What WHAT
Never in my life have I regarded those pseudo-religious kinda-emo total-crap bands to be rappers in any way shape or form.
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don't forget the lyrics:
"blow away f**kin whitey!
call yo black enemies 'niggaz'
kill da f**kin faggots!
rape yo f**kin bitch and call her a ho-ah!"
[cut to scene showing lots of white, gay and female kids - queuing up to idolise misogynist racist, homophobic 'artists' who promote values and attitudes that the same kids contemptuously disdain when they hear them from their parents generation  ]
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Originally posted by Misanthrope:
what What WHAT
Never in my life have I regarded those pseudo-religious kinda-emo total-crap bands to be rappers in any way shape or form.
Let's not toss around this emo tag lightly. Jawbreaker is emo, Jets to Brazil is emo. The thing the two bands have in common? Blake Schwarzenbach. You mention this dudes name around emo chicks and the panties slide off from excess moisture. It's amusing until the chick is your wife. And sitting next to Blake at the bar. 
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No! That ain't rap. It's more like beatbox, or perhaps break beats, which is really nifty BTW.
[Especially with me on it on the dance floor. ]
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Originally posted by m a d r a:
don't forget the lyrics:
"blow away f**kin whitey!
call yo black enemies 'niggaz'
kill da f**kin faggots!
rape yo f**kin bitch and call her a ho-ah!"
[cut to scene showing lots of white, gay and female kids - queuing up to idolise misogynist racist, homophobic 'artists' who promote values and attitudes that the same kids contemptuously disdain when they hear them from their parents generation ]
Their parents would like to formally apologize for raising an entire generation utterly bereft of any sense of irony. They're not sure how it happened, but they promise it won't happen again.
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more like  am i rite?
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Originally posted by ReggieX:
more like am i rite?
I was about to say "hop u got :10bux:" but then I realized you had it on your own space.
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Originally posted by PeterClark2002:
DUDE.
Thats hella cool.
STOP SAYING HELLA CARTMAN!
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Originally posted by nredman:
STOP SAYING HELLA CARTMAN!
Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella. Hella.
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Originally posted by PeterClark2002:
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Originally posted by PeterClark2002:
Here - Click me I made you a song 
BURN IN HELL SHEEP****ER.
NO ONE ****S WITH THE MASSIVE ATTACK. LET ALONE DISSOLVED GIRL.
MEET ME AT THE BBQ AT HIGH NOON TOMORRAW, IT'S ON NOW.
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Misanthrope- Thank you for saying it!
I LOVE THAT SONG!
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No no no. Every rap song is:
boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk nigga please boom tisk boom tisk uh huh yeah boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk mutha****a boom tisk mutha****a boom tisk nigga please boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk uh huh yeah boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk
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What the hell does Dell do? They don�t design their own motherboards,
don�t design their own processors, and don�t design their own operating
system. Apple has a Grammy and an Emmy to show for their hard work,
what does Dell have?
Money?
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Originally posted by Stuphalina:
Misanthrope- Thank you for saying it!
I LOVE THAT SONG!
Originally posted by ShortcutToMoncton:
Money?
Market share?
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For those that are interested the song was -
Dissolved Girl by Massive Attack
Its hella cool
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Sometimes I fall down and post **** I don't know about.
Oh wait that's you. Does this assumption hold any wieght? Am I correct in this assumption? Am I rite?
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This is every nerd on a message board stroking his e-penis in an attempt to look more like a music elitist. Ever. We don't give a shit if you Sigur Ros or your Godspeed You Black Emporer! or whatever the hell you pretentious snobs are dick riding this week makes more advanced music that requires more skill to make. Just because it can be simple and repetitive doesn't make it any worse than whatever snobby shit you listen to.
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Wow this topic just took a whole new slant. WEIRD, from rap to penises all in 2 replies
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Originally posted by BibleThumper:
This is every nerd on a message board stroking his e-penis in an attempt to look more like a music elitist. Ever. We don't give a shit if you Sigur Ros or your Godspeed You Black Emporer! or whatever the hell you pretentious snobs are dick riding this week makes more advanced music that requires more skill to make. Just because it can be simple and repetitive doesn't make it any worse than whatever snobby shit you listen to.
*listens to Njosnavelin*
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This is every rock song i hear
"whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
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It least you can bob your head to some boom tisk
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Originally posted by Cipher13:
*listens to Njosnavelin*
I always say that their first album is the only one worth listening to. Seems like they ran out of things to say. You ought to check out some of R�yksb�rg�'s new releases. Now that's some good sh*t!  (Also check out soem Kr�pnik!)
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lol
I will look that up how about...
dwarfhardmen and the oxymorons ?
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Please listen to music you enjoy. Do not listen to music which you do not enjoy.
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Originally posted by BibleThumper:
This is every nerd on a message board stroking his e-penis in an attempt to look more like a music elitist. Ever. We don't give a shit if you Sigur Ros or your Godspeed You Black Emporer! or whatever the hell you pretentious snobs are dick riding this week makes more advanced music that requires more skill to make. Just because it can be simple and repetitive doesn't make it any worse than whatever snobby shit you listen to.
amen. I REALLY dislike rap, but that's irrelevant what you said here holds a lot of water. One of my favorite bands was Dream Theater, who write extremely complex music - but I haven't like anything they have done in years because they forgot now to write good SONGS. I still like the Scorpions even though they are simple, they write good music.
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Originally posted by l008com:
This is every rock song i hear
"whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
whaaa whaaa whaaa whaa whaaa whaaa whaaaaaaa
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It least you can bob your head to some boom tisk
I was waiting for this one. I think you actually described the race to be the Democratic presidential candidate!
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Originally posted by BibleThumper:
This is every nerd on a message board stroking his e-penis in an attempt to look more like a music elitist. Ever. We don't give a shit if you Sigur Ros or your Godspeed You Black Emporer! or whatever the hell you pretentious snobs are dick riding this week makes more advanced music that requires more skill to make. Just because it can be simple and repetitive doesn't make it any worse than whatever snobby shit you listen to.
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Originally posted by memento:
amen. I REALLY dislike rap, but that's irrelevant what you said here holds a lot of water. One of my favorite bands was Dream Theater, who write extremely complex music - but I haven't like anything they have done in years because they forgot now to write good SONGS. I still like the Scorpions even though they are simple, they write good music.
Exactly. I have nothing against people who listen to complex music and enjoy it because it's complex. I enjoy rap, regardless of the fact that it's relatively simple (from a musical stand point, not lyrical). Good music is whatever the listener enjoys. Not whatever is the most complex or what pitchfork-media snobs love.
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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like apple-sauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
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