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ambush · Oct 11, 2006, 09:54 AM

Some MacNN forum user (or lurker?) who's a friend of my girlfriend has been reporting stuff I say here like "Oh my god Charlotte Gainsbourg is hot" and "I met a nice girl yesterday" to her.

So now's she's broken hearted and I've decided to leave her alone. Can't say I'm not to blame, though, for finding other women hot and playing a game here on the forums. Ah, NN, I always knew you'd **** me.

Petya, you're a fag

She'll never be with you.

Come out if you have the balls to.

RAILhead · Oct 11, 2006, 10:02 AM

Spam -- or just a stupid post?

Dakar · Oct 11, 2006, 10:04 AM

And the Jerry Springer show will be right back -- after this.

turtle777 · Oct 11, 2006, 10:04 AM

Ambush joined the ranks of 'NNs Canadian drama queens. Finally.

-t

ambush · Oct 11, 2006, 10:06 AM

Well it's kinda serious since I truly loved her and it's now been 2 years.

Hey guys, at least it's entertaining to you

Goldfinger · Oct 11, 2006, 10:07 AM

She's seriously leaving you for that ? Hah !

Dakar · Oct 11, 2006, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by ambush

Well it's kinda serious since I truly loved her and it's now been 2 years.

Hey guys, at least it's entertaining to you

Well I gotta say she's got no right to be upset if you find a celebrity attractive.

I mean, really.

turtle777 · Oct 11, 2006, 10:08 AM

Only in Canadia (sic!)

-t

ambush · Oct 11, 2006, 10:11 AM

Well I'm going to work and I'll be back at 4. Post comments.

BlueSky · Oct 11, 2006, 10:12 AM

The thot plickens. Intrigue, heartbreak and lasagne extend their treacherous digits and make animal shadows on the wall. A lone crow flies east.

turtle777 · Oct 11, 2006, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by BlueSky

The thot plickens. Intrigue, heartbreak and lasagne extend their treacherous digits and make animal shadows on the wall. A lone crow flies east.

I pressed 1 to continue in English, but nothing happened

-t

davesimondotcom · Oct 11, 2006, 10:43 AM

If she thinks she will ever find a man who only finds her attractive, and won't ever look at other women, she's nuts.

rickey939 · Oct 11, 2006, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

And the Jerry Springer show will be right back -- after this.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Dark Helmet · Oct 11, 2006, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by ambush

Petya, you're a fag

For the recored everyone don't assume it was me

BlueSky · Oct 11, 2006, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by what_the_heck

I pressed 1 to continue in English, but nothing happened

-t

That's a typo. I meant press command-option-esc

Zeeb · Oct 11, 2006, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by davesimondotcom

If she thinks she will ever find a man who only finds her attractive, and won't ever look at other women, she's nuts.

Definately true, but neither did he have to post in a public forum how some other girl is the hottest in the world. I think more than a few guys here would be jealous if your girlfriend (assuming you have them) posted how Colin Farrell is the hottest guy and then engaged in a long thread about him.

Monique · Oct 11, 2006, 11:06 AM

Did you discuss with her about your computer personna?

And this is not a huge deal, that you are breaking up at your age.

Did you think that this is it, you do not grow older, life will be the same until you die?

You and her still have to mature a lot.

turtle777 · Oct 11, 2006, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by BlueSky

That's a typo. I meant press command-option-esc

Tried that, too.

You suck at technical support

-t

Doofy · Oct 11, 2006, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by ambush

Some MacNN forum user (or lurker?) who's a friend of my girlfriend has been reporting stuff I say here like "Oh my god Charlotte Gainsbourg is hot" and "I met a nice girl yesterday" to her.

So now's she's broken hearted and I've decided to leave her alone. Can't say I'm not to blame, though, for finding other women hot and playing a game here on the forums. Ah, NN, I always knew you'd **** me.

Stop yer whining and post more pics of yer sister.

Seriously dude, if she's upset about that then she ain't the right one for you. Better you find out now rather than three months into the marriage. Don't forget to have a break-up canoodle.

davesimondotcom · Oct 11, 2006, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Zeeb

Definately true, but neither did he have to post in a public forum how some other girl is the hottest in the world. I think more than a few guys here would be jealous if your girlfriend (assuming you have them) posted how Colin Farrell is the hottest guy and then engaged in a long thread about him.

My wife knows which women I think are attractive and I know the men she thinks are hot. I even know the women she thinks are hot. Although, she doesn't follow through with that part, dang it.

ambush · Oct 11, 2006, 03:41 PM

I think Petya thinks he's going to be able to sleep with my ex or something.

To you, Petya, I say: dream on, bitch.

kmkkid · Oct 11, 2006, 03:53 PM

Wanna be with me ambush? I'll make you forget all about her

Rumor · Oct 11, 2006, 04:00 PM

I saw the title to this thread and thought of the Violent Femmes.

Dakar · Oct 11, 2006, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by ambush

I think Petya thinks he's going to be able to sleep with my ex or something.

To you, Petya, I say: dream on, bitch.

Obviously I don't know anything but either she just broke up with you for a petty reason or she was looking for a way out.

turtle777 · Oct 11, 2006, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar

Obviously I don't know anything but either she just broke up with you for a petty reason or she was looking for a way out.

Good question...

-t

Monique · Oct 11, 2006, 04:28 PM

Ambush

You just shared something deeply personal and you get pis... off at someone who makes some ridiculous comment.

Why?

goMac · Oct 11, 2006, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by ambush

Some MacNN forum user (or lurker?) who's a friend of my girlfriend has been reporting stuff I say here like "Oh my god Charlotte Gainsbourg is hot" and "I met a nice girl yesterday" to her.

So now's she's broken hearted and I've decided to leave her alone. Can't say I'm not to blame, though, for finding other women hot and playing a game here on the forums. Ah, NN, I always knew you'd **** me.

. <- This is the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song.

Dark Helmet · Oct 11, 2006, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by goMac

. <- This is the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song.

^ This is the oldest cliché in the world pre-dating even the internet.

turtle777 · Oct 11, 2006, 04:46 PM

So, is Ambush next to come out of the closet ?

Salty II ?

-t

besson3c · Oct 11, 2006, 05:23 PM

Ambush: do you have any pictures of your ex, preferably wearing old clothes covered in mustard stains?

Zeeb · Oct 11, 2006, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by davesimondotcom

My wife knows which women I think are attractive and I know the men she thinks are hot. I even know the women she thinks are hot. Although, she doesn't follow through with that part, dang it.

well maybe someday she'll follow through.

IceEnclosure · Oct 11, 2006, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by Monique

Ambush

You just shared something deeply personal and you get pis... off at someone who makes some ridiculous comment.

Why?

Where did he get pissed off at someone who made a ridiculous statement?

Oh, and 'bush, the kid who told on you is a real pussy. I say you laugh out loud at him whenever you see him (I wanted to say pop him in the nose, but eh). Additionally, your girfriend is a little flakey wanting to break up with you just because you said some star was hot.

Jim Paradise · Oct 11, 2006, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by Goldfinger

She's seriously leaving you for that ? Hah !

'Ha' indeed!

ambush, if your girlfriend can't handle the fact that you find other girls attractive and will talk about them on your own time, then she has a few problems with insecurity and is not worth it. Find someone who can deal with the fact that you're a guy.

Peter · Oct 11, 2006, 06:54 PM

whats with all the gay jokes? how many people are actually gay on macnn, myself, salty, are there any others?!

Gossamer · Oct 11, 2006, 07:36 PM

http://forums.macnn.com/89/macnn-lou...l-are-you-gay/

There are a few.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Oct 11, 2006, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Peter

whats with all the gay jokes? how many people are actually gay on macnn, myself, salty, are there any others?!

Not me.

11011001 · Oct 11, 2006, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by goMac

. <- This is the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song.

Actually it's a period.

SpaceMonkey · Oct 11, 2006, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by 11011001

Actually it's a period.

Good point! Ambush, your girlfriend was obviously just on her period. Things should get better in about a week.

Also, watch out for bears.

turtle777 · Oct 11, 2006, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by Peter

whats with all the gay jokes? how many people are actually gay on macnn, myself, salty, are there any others?!

This is the funniest sh!it I have read in a while.
You just happened to ignore SWGay ?

-t

Pendergast · Oct 11, 2006, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by BlueSky

The thot plickens. Intrigue, heartbreak and lasagne extend their treacherous digits and make animal shadows on the wall. A lone crow flies east.

The beans simmer on the stove while getting fat from Maple Syrup and "canadian" bacon. The frogs sings an old French song no one remembers the title of, and baby Jesus weeps.

Pendergast · Oct 11, 2006, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by Peter

whats with all the gay jokes? how many people are actually gay on macnn, myself, salty, are there any others?!

I am gay, but I am not homosexual. Does that count?

Cody Dawg · Oct 11, 2006, 09:34 PM

I am confused.

Is this the same chick that you were shacked up with in France doing drugs with - with a roommate that you hate(d)?

???

Let's get it ALL out in the open, I say!

Pendergast · Oct 11, 2006, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Ambush: do you have any pictures of your ex, preferably wearing old clothes covered in mustard stains?

Are you Steve Guttenberg?

turtle777 · Oct 11, 2006, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by Pendergast

I am gay, but I am not homosexual. Does that count?

Lesbian ?

I'm a Lesbian, trapped into a man's body

-t

Pendergast · Oct 11, 2006, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by Jim Paradise

'Ha' indeed!

ambush, if your girlfriend can't handle the fact that you find other girls attractive and will talk about them on your own time, then she has a few problems with insecurity and is not worth it. Find someone who can deal with the fact that you're a guy.

kmkkid tried that to no avail...

Pendergast · Oct 11, 2006, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by ambush

Some MacNN forum user (or lurker?) who's a friend of my girlfriend has been reporting stuff I say here like "Oh my god Charlotte Gainsbourg is hot" and "I met a nice girl yesterday" to her.

So now's she's broken hearted and I've decided to leave her alone. Can't say I'm not to blame, though, for finding other women hot and playing a game here on the forums. Ah, NN, I always knew you'd **** me.

Petya, you're a fag

She'll never be with you.

Come out if you have the balls to.

Relaxe man...

Play independant, don't fall for her headgames...

;o)

Kevin · Oct 11, 2006, 10:26 PM

Got her number?

kmkkid · Oct 11, 2006, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by Peter

whats with all the gay jokes? how many people are actually gay on macnn, myself, salty, are there any others?!

You can't be serious. In a forum with thousands of users you think only two are gay?

OMG...

No. In fact I'd say a larger majority of users here are gay compared to other computer related forums.

kmkkid · Oct 11, 2006, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by Pendergast

kmkkid tried that to no avail...

Hey, I had to try.

People are usually more vulnerable after a breakup

Chuckit · Oct 11, 2006, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Not me.

Damn, everybody's breaking up with their boyfriends today!