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GlobalNomad · Jun 13, 2005, 08:45 AM

yeah i saw that in your profile... I'm just kidding around with regard to your intelligence.
But yeah... they do tennis+something else = good... only tennis = not so good...

you know i love you right, cause i do... We should cuddle

von Wrangell · Jun 13, 2005, 08:54 AM

Not sure about that.

handshake?

ThermoNuclear · Jun 13, 2005, 11:09 PM

House Cleaning

Eynstyn · Jun 14, 2005, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by GlobalNomad

Possibly from first hand experiance...
I've played tennis for 12 years.

Most tennis players have this (especially if they have a 1 handed backhand)

Now that you mention it, I once met Stan Smith when he was touring US military installations and I noticed one of his arms was larger than the other.

I like the Anna K. And I'd bet she will retire from serious TELEVIZED competition before she gets the arm disparity thing.

Some of my friends experience that syndrome as well but it's not for the same reason.

Anyway, after a woman has been on tour for 12+ years I'm not really thinkin about her body.

But now that I have expressed my FANTASY REALITY, here's my REALITY REALITY.

I would like to get to know a retired female tennis player and see if we had anything in common. If so, I would encourage her to continue playing but I'd be her practice partner and after we got to know each other and maybe fell in love we'd maybe talk about marriage and all the while she'd help me improve my game and...nah, that wouldn't work.

OK.

Nevermind.

I'd go with aerobics and triathletes.

sek929 · Jun 14, 2005, 12:21 PM

Soccer, definetely soccer.

Gives them nicely toned legs and thighs and stays away from making their backs and shoulders huge.

Runners are to damn skinny, Soccer chicks usually have a little meat on their bones to throw around scuffling for the ball.

Fyre4ce · Jun 14, 2005, 02:24 PM

Diving and skiing are two especially good ones.

RAILhead · Jun 14, 2005, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by ThermoNuclear

House Cleaning

thesearcher · Jun 14, 2005, 03:03 PM

She has that lean, mean, *mustachioed* and slightly manly look a guy often looks for but seldom finds in a woman.

Based on those two pics, that site needs another photographer. Or more training for the current one.

thesearcher · Jun 14, 2005, 03:07 PM

Possibly from first hand experiance...

Hmmm... Perhaps not the best choice of words for this thread...

Luca Rescigno · Jun 14, 2005, 03:07 PM

Tennis and vollyball.

ASIMO · Jun 14, 2005, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by ThermoNuclear

House Cleaning

Really? I must have had the worst luck. Where do you order your migrant workers from?

Captain Obvious · Jun 14, 2005, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by ASIMO

Really? I must have had the worst luck. Where do you order your migrant workers from?

Korea and Poland

ASIMO · Jun 14, 2005, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

Korea and Poland

Korea. Check. Poland. Check.

Any word on Czechs?

TampaDeveloper · Jun 14, 2005, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by boston_errol

my vote goes to competitive cooking

I'm with you. Give me something to hang on to. Viva la booty!

pman68 · Jun 14, 2005, 06:15 PM

I'm kind of fond of Amanda Beard, swimmer:

Super Mario · Jun 14, 2005, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by pman68

I'm kind of fond of Amanda Beard, swimmer:

Looks like some electrolysis at work on her face.

d4nth3m4n · Jun 14, 2005, 06:35 PM

word.

budster101 · Jun 14, 2005, 07:02 PM

Going swimming right now...

Webscreamer · Jun 14, 2005, 08:58 PM

Tennis then Swimming.

Both give you broad shouders... and I like that ;-)

E's Lil Theorem · Jun 14, 2005, 09:18 PM

In terms of real sports, I'd say tennis, soccer and volleyball. Now, looking at sports that most people don't consider sports: dancers and martial artists have a going on

Originally Posted by ThermoNuclear

House Cleaning

timmerk · Jun 15, 2005, 01:32 AM

swimming, but not too much hardcore swimming, or they get too muscular and have wide ass shoulders.

ajprice · Jun 15, 2005, 06:04 AM

Has anyone said beach volleyball yet?

jamil5454 · Jun 15, 2005, 07:28 PM

I'm gonna have to say tennis, as I've been playing the sport all my life. There wasn't one ugly girl on my high school varsity team, and that's counting four years straight. When you find a girl that's serious about it, she'll train both sides of her upper body so that one side doesn't get bigger than the other. This can actually lead to scoliosis and other medical disorders in the far future.

Tennis usually gives nice lean, toned muscles. It also gives the sleek, tanned legs and skin, and keeps the player from getting too bulky, since in tennis you want to be fast and agile, not big and strong. When I'm in the gym, I tend to use this excuse as to why I'm not really buff. Heh.

Super Mario · Jun 15, 2005, 07:29 PM

Lesbianism.

Eynstyn · 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Webscreamer

Tennis then Swimming.

Both give you broad shouders... and I like that ;-)

That line reminds me of this one.

Captain Mike "Viper" Metcalf:

I like that in a pilot.
(Here's a wav file fer ya to listen to!

)
http://www.geocities.com/goose_topgun2k/arrogent.wav

pman68 · Jun 15, 2005, 09:19 PM

Jenny Adams, hurtles:

yum.

JoshuaZ · Jun 17, 2005, 02:19 AM

This thread suddenly got a whole heck of lot more interesting with pictures.

I think it depends on the woman more then the sport. Some women look good with lots of muscle, some don't.

Beach vollyball is the most fun to watch though.

jcadam · Jun 17, 2005, 02:54 AM

Go to the gym and take a look around. The women in the weight room tend to look better than the ones in the cardio room. A lot of women are afraid to weight train for fear of getting bulky, but if you do it right you end up with a sleek, lean, tight body with low BF%.

PB2K · Jun 17, 2005, 03:36 AM

gymnastics is best. it's so nice to look at

Hawkeye_a · Jun 17, 2005, 03:43 AM

Surfing.

Dosent produce supermodels (thank god). You get girls who are 'just right' to me anyway.... mostly it's the attitude associated with it that i appreciate when i meet women surfers(laidback, easygoing) ..... less concerned about their hair, nails and clothes. It's really surprising how smooth your skin becomes when you surf or do anything in the ocean.....definately takes a few years off. And the exercise, just tones the body pretty well. i love the unkempt blonde surfer girl hair as well...and the bronze tans are like icing on the cake imo.

So yeah...i think surfing takes care of the mind, body and soul (for both men and women). The whole package matters to me.

As far as women surfing, you have girls in bikins, having a good time, naturally toned and tanned, not fussing about their hair and talking about clothes all the time.

Here's a picture of a few (google search):

Left-Right:Rochelle Ballard, Surf Diva Surfboards Teamrider Prue Jeffries, World Champion Layne Beachley, Jessica, Kealla Kennelly, Kate Skarrat, Megan Abubo, and Trudy Todd

P.S.>> off topic question....is it just me, or do women seem a whole lot more attractive in skirts than they do in pants/trousers ? it isnt a turn off to see women in pants, but that lack of 'femininity' is just a little disappointing...to me anyway.

jcadam · 06:58 AM

Rhythmic Gymanstics perhaps?

Imagine what you could do with a girl this flexible:

His Dudeness · Jun 17, 2005, 04:25 AM

Originally Posted by Albert Pujols

cheerleading.

pman68 · Jun 17, 2005, 07:25 AM

Yes. Pics are good:

Recreational Poster · Jun 17, 2005, 10:33 AM

Karolina Kluft

RAILhead · Jun 17, 2005, 10:51 AM

dp.

RAILhead · Jun 17, 2005, 10:51 AM

Better Amanda Beard pics:

mojo2 · Jun 17, 2005, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by jcadam

Go to the gym and take a look around. The women in the weight room tend to look better than the ones in the cardio room. A lot of women are afraid to weight train for fear of getting bulky, but if you do it right you end up with a sleek, lean, tight body with low BF%.

What about those who like their BF% high? I prefer a girl who keeps her BF% between 50% and 20%. Sometimes BJ. Other times AC/DC. Every once in a while HJ. But probably the majority of it is normal, though.

For that reason alone I probably wouldn't like weight lifters. Not a high enough BF%.

tikki · Jun 17, 2005, 04:54 PM

ojnihs · Jun 17, 2005, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

Korea and Poland

I have to say I'm quite disappointed to see this kind of stuff in a Mac Forum. Being Korean, I have to say I'm quite disappointed.. I don't care if it was joke, because it's still quite offensive.

Ghoser777 · Jun 17, 2005, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by ojnihs

I have to say I'm quite disappointed to see this kind of stuff in a Mac Forum. Being Korean, I have to say I'm quite disappointed.. I don't care if it was joke, because it's still quite offensive.

Oh come on. How many women do you think we're offending by this thread? This thread isn't PC to start with.

Ghoser777 · Jun 17, 2005, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by mojo2

Sometimes BJ.

I'd say that's a most of the time for me.

ajprice · Jun 17, 2005, 05:34 PM

For tikki, because he tried!

Maria Sharapova

mojo2 · Jun 17, 2005, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by ojnihs

I have to say I'm quite disappointed to see this kind of stuff in a Mac Forum. Being Korean, I have to say I'm quite disappointed.. I don't care if it was joke, because it's still quite offensive.

May I remind you the SPCA would blow a gasket at your average Korean dinner table. That aside, please tell me what exactly are you yapping about???

mojo2 · 08:40 PM

There ya go, Margaret!

Edited because I REALLY didn't know how old she is. Yuck.

This substitute photo should be PC enough for anyone's taste. Right?

2nd Edit: But then I went looking for MORE photos and noticed a resemblance between Margaret Cho and an 11 year old Michelle Wie.

Incidently, I didn't know Cho was lesbo.

E's Lil Theorem · Jun 17, 2005, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by mojo2

http://english.chosun.com/media/photo/news/200402/200402080005_00.jpg

There ya go, Margaret!

Isn't she like 14 or something? I guess if that's your sort of thing

mojo2 · Jun 17, 2005, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by E's Lil Theorem

Isn't she like 14 or something? I guess if that's your sort of thing

No, I didn't know. But if you're trying to suggest I am Roman Polansky I can only say I neither confirm nor deny such speculation and your reply reminds me of what they say about farts.

"He who smelt it, dealt it."

In other words, I wonder if it isn't actually YOU who is Roman Polansky.

dcmacdaddy · Jun 17, 2005, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by mojo2

There ya go, Margaret!

She is VERY hittable. But if she is younger than 18 she needs to have her DNA checked for some mutations. Because I don't know too many teens who a) look like that and b) have personal/professional accomplishments like this girl/woman.

E's Lil Theorem · Jun 17, 2005, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by mojo2

No, I didn't know. But if you're trying to suggest I am Roman Polansky I can only say I neither confirm nor deny such speculation and your reply reminds me of what they say about farts.

"He who smelt it, dealt it."

In other words, I wonder if it isn't actually YOU who is Roman Polansky.

Hah

I watch enough SportsCenter to know who she is and that she's 13 or 14, but not much more than that.

GlobalNomad · Jun 17, 2005, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by jcadam

Rhythmic Gymanstics perhaps?

Imagine what you could do with a girl this flexible:

I went out with a girl that did that for Australian Institute of sport (until she broke her ankle)...
Good times

But yes surfing girls are awesome. Possibly one of the main advantages of living in australia

GlobalNomad · Jun 17, 2005, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by mojo2

What about those who like their BF% high? I prefer a girl who keeps her BF% between 50% and 20%. Sometimes BJ. Other times AC/DC. Every once in a while HJ. But probably the majority of it is normal, though.

For that reason alone I probably wouldn't like weight lifters. Not a high enough BF%.

50% BF!?!
Jesus dude you love BBW don't you.
Thats like a female rugby team right there.
*shudders*