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Anna Benson and new Orioles pitching hubby, Kris, want to "CHRISTEN" every city? (Page 19)
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WOOOOT ! Awesome
Happy page 19 !
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I think we must be getting rady to go over the edge?
Where's andi*pandi? She deserves the honor of flipping the page...
"andi*pandi...where ARE you?"
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Originally Posted by iLikebeer
If i were a llama, I'd bite you in the ass!
They're mean like that.
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I have to go win an eBay auction right now then I have to write a letter to fire someone from my husband's employ...
Sadly, I'll miss out.
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I think page 19 is coming down the pike!
WHOOPEEEE!
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Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
I think page 19 is coming down the pike!
WHOOPEEEE!
Wow, you are so late to the party TIMELINED !
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Has anyone ever eaten Llama, alpaca, or camel?
Which one tastes the best?
Anyone ever had camel toe? I hear it's delicious.
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Originally Posted by iLikebeer
Anyone ever had camel toe? I hear it's delicious.
But only with whipped cream !
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Originally Posted by iLikebeer
Has anyone ever eaten Llama, alpaca, or camel?
Which one tastes the best?
Anyone ever had camel toe? I hear it's delicious.
Let's bust out the camel toe pictures!
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Here's the Cheney toe...
Gotta love Google images
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Wow, Dick Cheney has big balls... and look at how unyielding they are, like they were made out of metal or something!
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I nominate myself to be a moderator.
This thread is now about Dick Cheney's balls.
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First I thought it was a hamster...
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I have a question for you guys...
I've always wondered this, although I think I may have asked this before (I don't think I got an answer): what is post whoring? Why do people care about how high their post count is? Why is higher better?
If higher is better, why do people retire nicks?
There are so many things in this world I'll never understand. Somebody teach me up good, please!
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cheney has a freakin' scud in his pants.
Originally Posted by besson3c
I have a question for you guys...
I've always wondered this, although I think I may have asked this before (I don't think I got an answer): what is post whoring? Why do people care about how high their post count is? Why is higher better?
If higher is better, why do people retire nicks?
There are so many things in this world I'll never understand. Somebody teach me up good, please!
an example of post whoring is two consecutive posts in lieu of finding the edit button.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
what is post whoring?
This whole thread, dummy !
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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
cheney has a freakin' scud in his pants.
WMD
Wholy Mighty D*** ?
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
This whole thread, dummy !
Why is posting banter like this a bad thing? It seems like people are enjoying themselves.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Why is posting banter like this a bad thing? It seems like people are enjoying themselves.
Don't know. I find it utterly disgusting. Would never have a part in it. EVAR.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Why is posting banter like this a bad thing? It seems like people are enjoying themselves.
Because it waste band-width and storage space. Other than that, no biggie.
(As far as I'm concerned)
If it was just a string of +1's, then it would get locked. But if you keep it about llamas, it seems to be safe.
hmmm. Llama is the new "safe" word. It's amazing what truths one can discover if one simply thinks about things.
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Originally Posted by analogika
I regret not having "CHRISTENED" every page.
FUNNY LINE!
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dammit, I picked a fine time to go home. :|
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oh, good times.
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Originally Posted by boots
Nope. Not me. I can't keep up at night. (So whose going to "fix" that for me? I left it wide open.....) Yesterday we were only on page 14 when I left. This morning we were on 17.
And I was proud to have been a part of such an historical thread.
And the llamas are smiling quietly to themselves while the alpacas complain that their hair is goofy looking.
Listen you . . . you keep bringin' that sh!t about the llamas being better than alpacas and we're gonna have beef. Ya hear!
You keep this up and we're stepping outside so I can kick your llama-loving ass.
Alpacas RULE!
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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
oh, good times.
Nice
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Originally Posted by boots
He just turned three.
Llamasphere has such a nice ring to it.
Allright, you are slightly forgiven for bad-mouthing the alpacas with this posting. But only slightly.
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
Listen you . . . you keep bringin' that sh!t about the llamas being better than alpacas and we're gonna have beef. Ya hear!
You keep this up and we're stepping outside so I can kick your llama-loving ass.
Alpacas RULE!
I'd call your alpaca lovin' ass a pu$$y, but you aren't even that. your...your...a llama toe. (like a camel toe, but not quite as exciting)
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I'd like to talk about Turtle's stool. I hope it is a vibrant brown color and healthy!
Yeah, but does he poop in the kitchen to impress the she-turtles?
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Is that REALLY a picture of Elvis?
Seriously, is it?
That guy looks really bad.
Elvis or not he looks bad.
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Oh, and you guys are all the way up to page 20?
I made supper (roast chicken, green beans, corn, salad) and whipped off a letter to terminate an employee that is stealing from the company and came back to see all kinds of fairy tales about alpacas and llamas and camels and Elvis and...
DICK CHENEY?
You guys are really cruisin'!
I'm going to get my American Idol fix right about now.
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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
Now that is a weapon of ass destruction. Do you think Lynne Cheney has to wear diapers after all these years with Dick?
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Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
That guy looks really bad.
Elvis or not he looks bad.
Guy ? What are you smoking ? You can't fake a camel toe
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Originally Posted by boots
I'd call your alpaca lovin' ass a pu$$y, but you aren't even that. your...your...a llama toe. (like a camel toe, but not quite as exciting)
I got your camel-toe and your llama-toe right here buddy. New Zealand Alpacas Stud Services
OK. Time out. This place calls their mobile mating service Squeals on Wheels.
</time out>
Take that punk! Bring it on. We are at war now!
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Not page 20 yet?
Who's a gonna get it?
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Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
Not page 20 yet?
Who's a gonna get it?
Me or turtle
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Or, maybe I should report this whole thread as spam, so it gets lockinated ?
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This psot brought to you by Urban dictionary:
1. llama toe
Llama toe is a pain in your foot that comes from doing calf raises. Llama toe can also come from doing other weightlifting exercises. Do not mistake the week long pain as a stress fracture.
Person 1 - I've come up with a bad case of llama toe.
Person 2 - You sure it isn't a stress fracture?
Person 1 - Look at that chick she has some serious llama toe.
Person 2 - How would you know?
Person 1 - Because she told me.
oooookay...
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Me or turtle
Methinks you and him are one and the same.
That's how he was able to save post 7777 for page 17.
You kept "him" in the game so to speak. Am I right?
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it's the final countdown. doo-da-doo-doo, doot-da-doot-doot-doo...
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How did an Anna Benson thread get 24 pages and there are not photos of her on every single one?
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Originally Posted by tikki
How did an Anna Benson thread get 24 pages and there are not photos of her on every single one?
Dude, we got turtles, alpacas, some lame llamas, and a BIG d!ck and you are worried about some chick? Where are your priorities?
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
yeah, that didn't work out all that well...
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Wait. Spheres don't have corners. What was I thinking?
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Hey, do you think we should petition the mods to add a to every post automatically?
It would save time typing.
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