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Alex the KID!
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Alex the KID!
http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...hreadid=173559
Well it�s been nearly a year now, and my son Alex has progressed so much during the time, God bless his poor soul. Being born possessed by evil, and having abilities that can only be described as extraordinary. Yes it�s been tough, we�ve had our ups and downs but it was worth it, even with all the blood sweat and tears I still managed to love him. Sure I still have only one nipple left after the first incident, but my therapist tells me it was my entire fault. It had to be, he was only an infant when it happened.
But now he�s grown distant from me, not wanting to share any of his desires with me (usually to kill), nothing at all, not even telling me his dreams of mutilating innocent people and making carrot cake.
Since he�s been little, he was always fond of those toilet tissue commercials, with the small puppies rolling along a roll of tissue. Every time I would buy a bag of toilet tissues he would rush out and rip a toilet roll out and cuddle it. Petting it, and giving it names. He would have conversations that would last for hours with this toilet roll.
One time I ran out of tissue paper and snuck into his room and stole Brendan, one of many of his toilet roll friends. I used it. I had to, I had no other choice. But Alex caught me on the act, and scream out, you killed Brendan. NOooo��.
I cried for days, I really did, but Alex cried even longer�
What is a mother to do, with her evil and possessed child?
What is a mother to do?
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Last edited by Kate Constipate; Aug 11, 2004 at 03:14 AM.
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Awesome.
edit: Are you insane, or is this a gimmick?
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<some witty quote that identifies my originality as a person except for the fact everyone else does the same thing>
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I think a baby who bites peoples' nipples has a promising future.
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So this is a real-life Stewie?
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"Another classic science-fiction show cancelled before its time" ~ Bender
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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Why are you people laughing at my pain....
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LOL, that was a good one.
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Originally posted by Kate Constipate:
Why are you people laughing at my pain....
If you really had pain, I doubt you would be masochistic enough to discuss it publicly on this forum.
Now then... AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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