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Siri is kind of a jerk
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If this is old hat then I humbly forfeit the internets, but...
Today my daughter and I were playing around with Siri by saying stupid stuff to get her response.
I said, "I love you" and she replied, "You are the wind beneath my wings."
I thought this was so awesome I called my wife into the room and said, "I love you." But this time she said, "That's nice. Now can we get back to work?"
I repeated it again and she said, "It's not meant to be."
So cold.
But when I asked her, "What are you wearing?" she said, "Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?"
It made me smile.
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I think you're being a bit of a jerk by repeatedly fishing for compliments.
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I love you Spheric Harlot.
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I bet you say that to all the harlots.
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Paging 2011 to the forum. Your lost "Cute things Siri says" thread has been found.
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This space for Hire! Reasonable rates. Reach an audience of literally dozens!
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Originally Posted by Tiresias
So cold.
Works as advertised, unless you like hotzpacho.
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
I bet you say that to all the harlots.
lol!
Originally Posted by Doc HM
Paging 2011 to the forum. Your lost "Cute things Siri says" thread has been found.
Yeah, I know.
But I am still trying to figure out why on the internet anything that is not *completely* unprecedented in digital media is irrelevant and worthy of scorn.
Person: "Huh. This is kinda funny. If you..."
Internet: "Um, that's already appeared at least once somewhere on the Internet before you f**king moron!"
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By way of explanation:
Pointing out funny things that Siri has said is a bit like coming here and starting a new thread about this guy Psy and his song "Gangnam Style".
There was enough buzz for MONTHS that it's rather difficult to imagine that this is news to anyone. There are numerous websites that collected Siri's quips and comebacks ages ago.
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
this guy Psy and his song "Gangnam Style".
Ha ha ha! Oh my God. Have you seen that? He does this crazy horsey dance!!! lol: lol: lol: lol:
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At least she isn't fat ;-)
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