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Fyre4ce · 02:52 AM

I think you know what I'm talking about. The other post about penis enlargement got me thinking, and I think it would be good - healthy, even - to have an honest statistical study using the MacNN loungelizards as a sample (although it's far from random, I admit).

Oh yeah, and please answer honestly. No one (not even the mods, I think) can go back and see which choice you picked so it's not like anyone is going to know.

Message to mods: I'm sure you'll be tempted to lock this thread, but I don't think just because the thread deals with a sex organ that it should be automatically locked. And comon, admit it, aren't you just the slighest bit curious?

EDIT: Oh yeah, and if this thread turns out to be a success I'll post one on girth too later.

Mastrap · Aug 14, 2003, 02:55 AM

With apologies to MindFad.

Misanthrope · Aug 14, 2003, 03:20 AM

Admins can see who voted. Whether they'll exploit that is another issue.

In the end, you'll get one of two majority answers:

a) most between 5.5-6.5
b) 10+ (comedy option)

7Macfreak · Aug 14, 2003, 03:37 AM

Post pictures, shall we?

Kenneth · Aug 14, 2003, 03:47 AM

Meaning that I'm in the norm.

Bigger =/= better in this case.

Mastrap · Aug 14, 2003, 03:56 AM

Originally posted by 7Macfreak:
Post pictures, shall we?

Excellent idea

Peter · Aug 14, 2003, 03:57 AM

I find this poll sexist, I see no option for people wangless

lemondrop · Aug 14, 2003, 04:41 AM

My vagina is only about 6 inches deep. So a 8 inch wanker means..

NOTHING..

Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay, that gets me off.

Misanthrope · Aug 14, 2003, 04:48 AM

Originally posted by lemondrop:
My vagina is only about 6 inches deep. So a 8 inch wanker means..

NOTHING..

Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay, that gets me off.

I came.

Peter · Aug 14, 2003, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by lemondrop:
My vagina is only about 6 inches deep. So a 8 inch wanker means..

NOTHING..

Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay, that gets me off.

Did you vote in the poll?

7Macfreak · Aug 14, 2003, 04:59 AM

Originally posted by lemondrop:
My vagina is only about 6 inches deep. So a 8 inch wanker means..

NOTHING..

Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay, that gets me off.

and your 'sensitive' area is about 4. so uhm.. yeah foreplay indeed.

lemondrop · Aug 14, 2003, 05:01 AM

Originally posted by PeterClark2002:
Did you vote in the poll?

Yes.. I love to skew results. I LIVE for it..

7Macfreak · Aug 14, 2003, 05:03 AM

Originally posted by Mastrap:
Excellent idea

Whoa, yours is like a huge.... needle!

Spheric Harlot · Aug 14, 2003, 05:07 AM

Originally posted by 7Macfreak:
and your 'sensitive' area is about 4. so uhm.. yeah foreplay indeed.

It's all about the cervix.

(well, not *all*....)

lemondrop · Aug 14, 2003, 05:09 AM

Originally posted by 7Macfreak:
and your 'sensitive' area is about 4. so uhm.. yeah foreplay indeed.

I would say (SA < 4). So insertion isn't necissary for orgasm. It's not even desirable. Unless you are Gene Simmons. Oral sex is better then penatration. Don't stick your tongue in the hole it's not the same. Is oral Foreplay?

Fyre4ce · Aug 14, 2003, 05:14 AM

Supposedly we have three people out of 22 who have 9"+ members. Uh huh. Considering Ron Jeremy's is 9.75" and he's considered extremely large I highly doubt that.

Then again, who am I kidding? It's not like I was expecting no one to tack on a few inches.

7Macfreak · Aug 14, 2003, 05:51 AM

Originally posted by lemondrop:
I would say (SA < 4). So insertion isn't necissary for orgasm. It's not even desirable. Unless you are Gene Simmons. Oral sex is better then penatration. Don't stick your tongue in the hole it's not the same. Is oral Foreplay?

i think oral sex involves alot more mental stimulation that just penetration and that's what makes it better for some.
anyway, oral WOULD be foreplay, no? i think so.

simonjames · Aug 14, 2003, 08:17 AM

you guys that voted have been caught - Fyre4ce is a size queen and is only after the big boys - expect a knock at your door.

Be afraid, be very afraid

wdlove · Aug 14, 2003, 10:55 AM

I consider myself to be average. My wife is satisfied and that is all that matters!

Ghoser777 · Aug 14, 2003, 11:27 AM

I'm thinking having a penis of measure 10 inches would be problematic. Like, you couldn't fit it well in your pants, and I think some women might find that uncomfortable. I thought circumference was the biggest and most important factor for a woman anyway.

Matt Fahrenbacher

Superchicken · Aug 14, 2003, 12:11 PM

And people accused me of being gay. That said. I have small hands, but size 14 feet. I'll leave you to guess on the rest

Socially Awkward Solo · Aug 14, 2003, 12:19 PM

For all you chaps that are 6 inches.

Did you choose: 5.5 to 6 or 6 to 6.5?

That's the loophole.

Superchicken · Aug 14, 2003, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by Socially Awkward Solo:
For all you chaps that are 6 inches.

Did you choose: 5.5 to 6 or 6 to 6.5?

That's the loophole.

Do you honestly think any guy wouldn't pick 6 or 6.5?

Zimphire · Aug 14, 2003, 12:24 PM

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dcmacdaddy · Aug 14, 2003, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by Socially Awkward Solo:
For all you chaps that are 6 inches.

Did you choose: 5.5 to 6 or 6 to 6.5?

That's the loophole.

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Do you honestly think any guy wouldn't pick 6 or 6.5?

I fit that description and chose the first category. although right now those two categories are about 42% of the total . . . and 6" is suposed to be the average length for North american white males. So I guess I am average.

My bigger question though is this:
Any of you guys ever have your erection get extra big? I had times where its been awhile since I was with a woman and those first few times I have easily been a good 1/2 - 3/4" longer and wider?

Thoughts . . . please share.

Zimphire · Aug 14, 2003, 01:00 PM

Of course, I am sure there is a 1/2 - 1" variation.

That isn't too surprising.

The more excited, the more blood that floods down there.

ambush · Aug 14, 2003, 03:10 PM

how do I measure it??? where do i start

ambush · Aug 14, 2003, 03:14 PM

John Holmes

he had a 13" one.

MindFad · Aug 14, 2003, 03:21 PM

Hmm .. the voting is starting to ... "peter" out. Ahem.

Superchicken · Aug 14, 2003, 03:39 PM

Am I the only guy here who HONESTLY hasn't messured?

Mastrap · Aug 14, 2003, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Am I the only guy here who HONESTLY hasn't messured?

Oh, shut the fack up. Please.

MindFad · Aug 14, 2003, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Am I the only guy here who HONESTLY hasn't messured?

I know it may be a bit harsh, and 'Hooder can edit it out, but I've never had a chance to use it.

Superchicken · Aug 14, 2003, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by Mastrap:
Oh, shut the fack up. Please.

hasn't changed since the last time you messured eh?

Mastrap · Aug 14, 2003, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
hasn't changed since the last time you messured eh?

You are easily the most irritating human being I've ever, and I mean this, ever have had the misfortune to come across.

I don't use the 'ignore' feature very often. If ever. But in your case I am going to make an exception.

Good bye.

Superchicken · Aug 14, 2003, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by Mastrap:
You are easily the most irritating human being I've ever, and I mean this, ever have had the misfortune to come across.

I don't use the 'ignore' feature very often. If ever. But in your case I am going to make an exception.

Good bye.

Someone's sensitive about his penile insecurities.

Stradlater · Aug 14, 2003, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Someone's sensitive about his penile insecurities.

Grow up. Please.

Kenneth · Aug 14, 2003, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Someone's sensitive about his penile insecurities.

Just cut it.

shmerek · Aug 14, 2003, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
hasn't changed since the last time you messured eh?

Psst... measured

shmerek · Aug 14, 2003, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by Kenneth:
Just cut it.

heh

ambush · Aug 14, 2003, 04:47 PM

I'm doing Penile Fitness to stretch it

Stradlater · Aug 14, 2003, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by shmerek:
Psst... measured

Superchic[k]en, please buy a dictionary, read more books, or something. If anything, use spell-check!

Superchicken · Aug 14, 2003, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by Kenneth:
Just cut it.

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad pun... halarious but bad.

Stradlater · Aug 14, 2003, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad pun... halarious but bad.

*cough*hilarious*cough*

Superchicken · Aug 14, 2003, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Stradlater:
Grow up. Please.

So it took you one post to express displeasure for my "non grown up" additude, in a post about the size of eachother's "johnsons" (anyone else see the irony in this?)

Originally posted by Stradlater:

Superchic[k]en, please buy a dictionary, read more books, or something. If anything, use spell-check!

And ANOTHER, after someone pointed out a spelling error, to jump on the bandwagon.
Way to go, perhaps tomorow you can try out for the cheer leading squad, all the cool girls are doing it!
By the way how bout I spell check as soon as you start replying to my posts with something inteligent to say. Needless to say Apple Works shall rarely be used

EDIT:

Originally posted by Stradlater:
*cough*hilarious*cough*

ooo! ANOTHER awsome post! You've succeeded yet again in repling to one of my posts, with a poorly thought out atempt at wit! Don't worry, eventually you'll get it right. I have faith in you!

(I've left you an opening with the faith comment, now lets see if you can even figure out what to do with it... of course I'm betting against it.)

shmerek · Aug 14, 2003, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
So it took you one post to express displeasure for my "non grown up" additude, in a post about the size of eachother's "johnsons" (anyone else see the irony in this?)

And ANOTHER, after someone pointed out a spelling error, to jump on the bandwagon.
Way to go, perhaps tomorow you can try out for the cheer leading squad, all the cool girls are doing it!
By the way how bout I spell check as soon as you start replying to my posts with something inteligent to say. Needless to say Apple Works shall rarely be used

EDIT:

ooo! ANOTHER awsome post! You've succeeded yet again in repling to one of my posts, with a poorly thought out atempt at wit! Don't worry, eventually you'll get it right. I have faith in you!

(I've left you an opening with the faith comment, now lets see if you can even figure out what to do with it... of course I'm betting against it.)

Psst: attitude, tomorrow, intelligent, awesome, replying, attempt,

Stradlater · Aug 14, 2003, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
[sic

]

As far as the faith thing goes...good for you, just please don't bring it up if the topic doesn't call for it (end of discussing religion in this topic). Really, though, you're FAR less annoying when your posts are without error (not very often). Oh, and you're more apt to get an intelligent response if you post an intelligent message.

Stradlater · Aug 14, 2003, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by shmerek:
Psst: attitude, tomorrow, intelligent, awesome, replying, attempt,

Oh, and what he said

Superchicken · Aug 14, 2003, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Stradlater:
Oh, and you're more apt to get an intelligent response if you post an intelligent message.

Ever hear of using your own advice?

Superchicken · Aug 14, 2003, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by shmerek:
Psst: attitude, tomorrow, intelligent, awesome, replying, attempt,

hahaha, you're really bored today arn't cha... I promise though, I'm getting my iBook in like max three weeks, once I get it I'll only use Safari on MacNN and I'll use it's underliney thing to check my spelling. I'll even pinky swear!

Stradlater · Aug 14, 2003, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Ever hear of using your own advice?

I think I'm pretty good at practicing what I preach. I'm trying to give you some good advice here, people will respect you more if you take the time to learn how things are supposed to be spelled.