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HotSoup · Feb 22, 2004, 06:17 PM

Yes/Maybe/No

nonhuman · Feb 22, 2004, 06:23 PM

I believe you mean 'Are you now or have you ever been homosexual?'.

ghost_flash · Feb 22, 2004, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by nonhuman:
I believe you mean 'Are you now or have you ever been homosexual?'.

No, I think he meant, have you seen or ever been seen by a homosexual?

Ken Masters · Feb 22, 2004, 06:26 PM

I was at this party, where i was so drunk, that i barely even could move.

Later this dude came (can't remember what he looked like) tried to blow me off, so i kneed him in the teeth.

I passed out after that.

(Or come to think of it, maybe he just passed out next to me, but i kneed him in the teeth anywayz)

HotSoup · Feb 22, 2004, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by nonhuman:
I believe you mean 'Are you now or have you ever been homosexual?'.

Well you believe wrong.

See reference: 'A Clockwork Orange' movie

nonhuman · Feb 22, 2004, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by HotSoup:
Well you believe wrong.

See reference: 'A Clockwork Orange' movie

I don't own the movie and my copy of the book is in California right now.

jonn804 · Feb 22, 2004, 06:51 PM

Yes / Yes

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Feb 22, 2004, 07:37 PM

Poll perhaps? naaa

John C. Smith · Feb 22, 2004, 07:52 PM

yes/yes/yes

Superchicken · Feb 22, 2004, 08:12 PM

John D. Smith · Feb 22, 2004, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
<insert stream of not nice names people throw at me>

No gay thread is complete without SuperChicken's appearance.

(Don't ban me please, it wasn't an insult)

iCol · Feb 22, 2004, 09:00 PM

Erm, yeah... why do you ask?

John D. Smith · Feb 22, 2004, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by iCol:
Erm, yeah... why do you ask?

haven't you heard? MacNN is in the preliminary stages of organizing a dating service

KP* · Feb 22, 2004, 09:27 PM

Sometimes. Not today, particularly.

daimoni · Feb 22, 2004, 09:44 PM

I remember once when I was in junior high school I was invited by my friend and his older sister to go on a real live Sleigh Ride.

This was back when I lived in Minnesota. My memory of this trip is slightly hazy due to the passage of time, but I do remember us being dropped off by their mother in the evening, at what I think was a farm. There were a bunch of other kids our age there and a couple of adults, whom I assumed were the chaperones, or at least the sleigh drivers.

So, after we were all gathered, the adults split us up into four groups and piled us into the back of these horse-drawn sleighs. It was snowing outside, but the lanterns were lit - so it was almost romantic.

After a few minutes of this, all of the kids suddenly broke out in song. "Oh, how jolly!" , I thought. Except I didn't know the lyrics to any of the songs (they were all about Jesus) - but everybody else all seemed to, and being the band nerd that I was back then, I just tried to play along and kinda lipsync to the songs with the rest of them in fear of an imaginary audience erupting in laughter or catching the stern eye of the conductor for blowing a sour note on my instrument.

And of course, I didn't get to ride in the same sleigh as my friend's older sister... but at least I got to sit with him.

Afterwards, we made smores and drank hot chocolate around a campfire and they sang more songs. And then we went home.

So I'd have to say my answer is: no/yes/no

Xeo · Feb 22, 2004, 10:12 PM

What are the questions? There are 3?

Spheric Harlot · Feb 22, 2004, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Xeo:
What are the questions? There are 3?

three poll choices, with binary options, so to speak:

Yes, Maybe, No

here:

none of your business/none of your business/none of your business

-s*

simonjames · Feb 22, 2004, 10:55 PM

yes and yes and yes (I am planning on staying this way) but no to the dating service - all the good ones are taken (and that includes me)

Whilst we're here in this gay topic - Sydney Mardi Gras parade and party is less than 2 weeks away. Time to get down and party.

HotSoup · Feb 23, 2004, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
three poll choices, with binary options, so to speak:

Yes, Maybe, No

here:

none of your business/none of your business/none of your business

-s*

So that's a yes yes yes from you? Ok.

Next person

Spheric Harlot · Feb 23, 2004, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by HotSoup:
So that's a yes yes yes from you? Ok.

Next person

Predictable, obvious, cheap, and WRONG.

-s*

vcutag · Feb 23, 2004, 09:32 AM

"Answer me these questions three, and 'ere the other side ye see."

Yeah, yeah, and yeah.

What's my prize?

Seriously, were you here during the 9 page discussion on gay marriage? (Is it up to 10 now?)

vcutag · Feb 23, 2004, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by simonjames:
yes and yes and yes (I am planning on staying this way) but no to the dating service - all the good ones are taken (and that includes me)

Whilst we're here in this gay topic - Sydney Mardi Gras parade and party is less than 2 weeks away. Time to get down and party.

Damn you people in big cities down under... I'm going to be freezing my arse off in DC. Have a drink for me, eh?

And I agree, all the best ones are taken.

Saul Goode · Feb 23, 2004, 10:59 AM

That depends, does auto-fellatio count?

Biggysteve · Feb 23, 2004, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by Saul Goode:
That depends, does auto-fellatio count?

If it does, then I'm the gayest gay that ever lived.

ryju · Feb 23, 2004, 03:08 PM

Nope. No thanks.

MindFad · Feb 23, 2004, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by Saul Goode:
That depends, does auto-fellatio count?

lol

That is so HOMOSEXUAL.

iNub · Feb 23, 2004, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by Saul Goode:
That depends, does auto-fellatio count?

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Dick is still dick, dude.

malvolio · Feb 24, 2004, 03:30 PM

I'm actually a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

fizzlemynizzle · Feb 24, 2004, 03:34 PM

This thread is gay.

Vader�s Pinch of Death · Feb 24, 2004, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by malvolio:
I'm actually a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

How incredibly creative and original.

Shaddim · Feb 24, 2004, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by MindFad:
lol

That is so HOMOSEXUAL.

If most guys could, they would.

d4nth3m4n · Feb 24, 2004, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by MacNStein:
If most guys could, they would.

i could never make it [/dante]

simonjames · Feb 24, 2004, 07:33 PM

variations on a theme..........

Q :- "Why do dogs lick their balls?"

A :- "Because they can"

thunderous_funker · Feb 24, 2004, 07:37 PM

"No, but we are willing to learn!" --Stripes (1981)

Patrick · Feb 25, 2004, 03:09 AM

Originally posted by iNub:
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Dick is still dick, dude.

But how many guys here give themselves handjobs? It's entirely possible my hand is gay...

No, it only applies to behavior with other people.

Truepop · Feb 25, 2004, 03:22 AM

no/no/no

This topic made me think of good news on mr. show

http://unoriginal.com/mrshow/1_2.html#goodnews

sniffer · Feb 25, 2004, 06:47 AM

The insecure homophobic part of me says no.

The rest don't care a bit either way, but would probably say no.