[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

So, let's say I keep the moustache - and grow one of those ZZ-Top beards. That couldn't help but be cool. Might even get some tattoos on my arms. And a '32 Ford highboy roadster.

Man o man, that would rock.

You seem uncomfortable with your sexuality. Perhaps the mustache has been a mask hiding the real you all along?

Explore your inner child.

[Spliffdaddy]

I know, right.

Even though I'm 39 I still feel like a child.

When I'm 70 I'm gonna be one of those dirty old men that flirts with the 20 year old nurses.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

I know, right.

Even though I'm 39 I still feel like a child.

When I'm 70 I'm gonna be one of those dirty old men that flirts with the 20 year old nurses.

I bet those nurses won't have gray mustaches too!

[andi*pandi]

what chicks like even more than facial hair is a good sense of humor!

since spliffdaddy posted a pic, and since we can all agree that anyone found pshopping these pics deserves to be permabanned with a sledgehammer, here's my pic, from our honeymoon.

[ironknee]

Originally Posted by MrsLarry

no offense to people coming to or in their 40s, honest. Blame it on me being young, like dcmacdaddy said, i'm 24, so at the moment, 30 is pretty terrifying

24 and so much more...

[Spliff]

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

I asked Katie last night if I should shave my moustache and she really never answered me. She kept changing the subject.

Spliff-d,

Remember that Ned Flanders has a killer body and he really knows how to please a woman in the sack. I think his 'stache is the source of his studliness (cf. Samson and his hair).

[zmcgill]

Are you forgetting the episode where he ripped it off (quick kids, get the non-alcohalic rubbing alcohal!) and suddenly he was very attractive?

[jcadam]

Here's one (fairly recent, okay, about a year-and-a-half-ago) of me and my wife of 7 years:

[Spliffdaddy]

This thread is conclusive proof that all the hot girls are spoken for.

edit: except for Monique. But I called dibs on her a while back.

[dcmacdaddy]

Originally Posted by andi*pandi

You look that good and you are in your 40s? You got a sister?

Where are all the good-looking 40-somethings in my town? Oh yeah, that's right, whoring themselves out to some K Street lawyer or Congressional lobbyist.</bitterness>

[TheoCryst]

Man, all these pictures are making me feel young... I had always assumed that more people on this board were closer to my age...

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by analogika

As much as I agree with you, TWENTY-FIVE posts discussing E's idiocy is the pinnacle of stupidity.

Touche'

[Spliffdaddy]

Originally Posted by TheoCryst

Man, all these pictures are making me feel young... I had always assumed that more people on this board were closer to my age...

I'm like their parents' age. And all this time I thought I was just wiser than most of these folks.

I've been arguing with 20 year olds. Small wonder I kick so much ass in the political lounge.

[placebo1969]

Almost 2 years since we got married:

[moonmonkey]

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

And, folks, even if your girl merely hot, I'd like to suggest Miss Clairol - Reddest Fire Red 206RR.... Making hot girls up to 12X hotter - for under $7.00

Good luck giving that to your friend.

[moonmonkey]

Originally Posted by placebo1969

Almost 2 years since we got married:

She's cute, but what is she doing with a waiter?

[Spliffdaddy]

Originally Posted by moonmonkey

Good luck giving that to your friend.

Good point.

me: "Hey, Katie...give this stuff a try"

"Is there something wrong with my hair color?"

me: "No. I mean you're like super hot already"

"Don't give me that s**t, I know you have a fascination with redheads. I bet you'd want me to wear a skirt, too"

me: "um, I like the blue one...the medium length kinda pale blue one"

*throws the Miss Clairol Reddest Red hair coloring at me*

"Maybe you should go find you a *real* redhead. You teabag-looking Bastard"

*door slams behind her*


No, that ol' dog won't hunt.

Besides, Katie is already 11x hot. Red hair wouldn't be a big improvement.

arg. I'd like to know for sure though.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

Good point.

me: "Hey, Katie...give this stuff a try"

"Is there something wrong with my hair color?"

me: "No. I mean you're like super hot already"

"Don't give me that s**t, I know you have a fascination with redheads. I bet you'd want me to wear a skirt, too"

me: "um, I like the blue one...the medium length kinda pale blue one"

*throws the Miss Clairol Reddest Red hair coloring at me*

"Maybe you should go find you a *real* redhead. You teabag-looking Bastard"

*door slams behind her*


No, that ol' dog won't hunt.

Besides, Katie is already 11x hot. Red hair wouldn't be a big improvement.

arg. I'd like to know for sure though.

Maybe you can experiment by getting a wig? Chicks like to wear wigs that people give them to wear.

[Face Ache]

Maybe SD could shave his mo off and wear a merkin instead.

[analogika]

You have evidence he'd need one?



(idon'twannaknow)

[dcmacdaddy]

Originally Posted by Face Ache

Maybe SD could shave his mo off and wear a merkin instead.

Originally Posted by analogika

You have evidence he'd need one?



(idon'twannaknow)

I know I will regret asking this question but here goes: What's a merkin?

[placebo1969]

Originally Posted by moonmonkey

She's cute, but what is she doing with a waiter?

Heh, if only that was the first time I heard that.

[zmcgill]

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy

I know I will regret asking this question but here goes: What's a merkin?

It's amazing how many questions would be answered here by a simple googe/wikipedia search.

Originally Posted by wikipedia

A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is reported to be a pubic wig, worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis.