[BasketofPuppies]

Some people drink Miller Lite because it tastes great. Other people drink Miller Lite because it's less filling. People are passionate about the reason why they drink Miller Lite and those who drink Miller Lite because it tastes great often scream, "Great taste," to show their support for Miller Lite's great taste. This is immediately countered by people who drink Miller Lite because it is less filling by screaming, "Less filling." People who drink Miller Lite for its great taste cannot let this go and scream, "Great taste," again, which causes those who drink Miller Lite because it is less filling to again scream, "Less filling." This continues for a while, and no conclusion is ever reached.

Do you drink Miller Lite because it tastes great or because it is less filling? Why?

[Rumor]

My piss tastes better, and has more alcohol content than Miller Light.

[- - e r i k - -]

Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

[Shaddim]

I'd put Dark Lord Imperial Stout up against any beer made in Europe.

[sek929]

Ugh, Miller....ugh.

[hookem2oo7]

great taste...because it's the first option

[osiris]

Less taste, less filling.

[OreoCookie]

Originally Posted by Rumor 

My piss tastes better, and has more alcohol content than Miller Light.

Yup, enough said.
I'm glad the OP didn't use Miller (= pee water) and beer in one post

[SpaceMonkey]

Because occasionally a hot promoter chick will offer me one in a bar.

[BasketofPuppies]

Originally Posted by Rumor 

My piss tastes better, and has more alcohol content than Miller Light.

I'll take that as a "less filling."

[Paco500]

Originally Posted by Shaddim 

I'd put Dark Lord Imperial Stout up against any beer made in Europe.

From the website: "Gargantuan Russian Stout brewed with coffee, molasses, and honey; 13% abv ." I've never tried it, but sounds kind of nasty. And the 13% seems like they're trying too hard.

[cSurfr]

I think you forgot to include "Miller Lite is a horrible example of a beer, and I would never drink it."

[scaught]

Originally Posted by Paco500 

From the website: "Gargantuan Russian Stout brewed with coffee, molasses, and honey; 13% abv ." I've never tried it, but sounds kind of nasty. And the 13% seems like they're trying too hard.

Trying too hard to what?

[besson3c]

Have you guys ever tried drinking your own pee?

[Doofy]

We're not Canadian, Bess.

[calverson]

Originally Posted by cSurfr 

I think you forgot to include "Miller Lite is a horrible example of a beer, and I would never drink it."

+1

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Have you guys ever tried drinking your own pee?

Yes, when I was like 3 or 4 apparently I tried.

[sdilley14]

As much as I'd love to support Miller Lite, being from Wisconsin and making several trips each summer to Miller Park to watch the Brewers play...I just can't do it. It tastes awful. I don't pretend to be some beer connoisseur and act like obscure foreign beers or microbrews are the only thing worth drinking like some people on here do, but Miller Lite is pretty bad.

[paul w]

Less filling, in that by being unable to drink it in any quantity it's less filling.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

We're not Canadian, Bess.

Then people should not be speaking authoritatively about Miller Lite tasting like pee, right?



... Even though it does.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by calverson 

+1



Yes, when I was like 3 or 4 apparently I tried.

I think you should create a "have you ever drank your own pee?" thread. This would be great and useful to document.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Then people should not be speaking authoritatively about Miller Lite tasting like pee, right?

I don't know. These "this beer tastes like pee" arguments are always very amusing to me. It's like a pissing match about piss.

[Shaddim]

Originally Posted by Paco500 

From the website: "Gargantuan Russian Stout brewed with coffee, molasses, and honey; 13% abv ." I've never tried it, but sounds kind of nasty. And the 13% seems like they're trying too hard.

It's definitely a brute of a beer, very complex and almost "epic". If you want some wimpy lager, look elsewhere.

[ctt1wbw]

Beers like Miller Lite have to be served very very cold to be good. Otoh, you can serve a stout much cooler and it tastes great. I would recommend Sam Adams Cream Stout. That's a good stout. Never heard of that other one.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by ctt1wbw 

Beers like Miller Lite have to be served very very cold to be good. Otoh, you can serve a stout much cooler and it tastes great. I would recommend Sam Adams Cream Stout. That's a good stout. Never heard of that other one.

Much cooler than very very cold?

[Railroader]

High Life.

[SpaceMonkey]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Much cooler than very very cold?

The mountains turn blue! Oh wait, that's something else.

[calverson]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

I think you should create a "have you ever drank your own pee?" thread. This would be great and useful to document.

I did

[ctt1wbw]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Much cooler than very very cold?

Are you old enough to even drink legally?

[ctt1wbw]

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey 

The mountains turn blue! Oh wait, that's something else.

Yeah, Coors Lite tastes like ass out of bottle, but it is good out of a can. That's one of the few that's like that.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by ctt1wbw 

Are you old enough to even drink legally?

:yawn:

[sek929]

I drink Busch Lite if I'm going the cheap route, tastes the same as the more expensive name brand beers from Bud, Coors, and Miller...which is to say it tastes like watered down urine.

[calverson]

Anyone drink Stellar? Peroni?

[Rumor]

[SpaceMonkey]

Originally Posted by ctt1wbw 

Yeah, Coors Lite tastes like ass out of bottle, but it is good out of a can. That's one of the few that's like that.

I remember it as being one of the most water-like of the "lite" beers.

[Rumor]

[Rumor]

[calverson]

Because posting pics of the beer you drink is the cool thing to do:

[Rumor]

Funny enough, the company that makes Peroni also makes Miller.

[calverson]

Hmmm... So is Peroni fake Italian, or Miller fake American?

It doesn't bother me, though. Peroni + Olmecca = Happy Calverson.

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally Posted by calverson 

Hmmm... So is Peroni fake Italian, or Miller fake American

Miller is fake American. You'd be pleased to know that SABMiller is actually South African (although its headquarter is now in London, UK)

[Laminar]

This is how I celebrated the last day of my internship:

[- - e r i k - -]

You're my kind of guy Laminar. Chimay Grande Reserve is unquestionably the best beer in the world. The 2004 vintage was my favourite.

[OldManMac]

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - 

Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

Because it's f*****g close to water.

[- - e r i k - -]

*ding ding ding*

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - 

You're my kind of guy Laminar. Chimay Grande Reserve is unquestionably the best beer in the world. The 2004 vintage was my favourite.

And my co-workers wondered why I wasn't drinking from the Coors Light keg like everyone else at the party.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by OldManMac 

Because it's f*****g close to water.

-t

[BasketofPuppies]

The penultimate "Great taste, less filling" commercial.

(Don't watch this in a location where you can be fired or slapped.)

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally Posted by BasketofPuppies 

The penultimate "Great taste, less filling" commercial.

If that was the second last commercial, what's the last commercial?

[BasketofPuppies]

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - 

If that was the second last commercial, what's the last commercial?

Don't say that I didn't warn you.

[calverson]

(I made this for another thread, but had to throw it in here as well)