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jcadam
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Apr 17, 2002, 12:53 AM
 
Life is hard sometimes, but occasionally I read things like
this and realize some people have worse luck than I do:

OUCH!!!!

Yea, uh, that is not cool.

[ 04-17-2002: Message edited by: jcadam ]
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fulmer
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Apr 17, 2002, 01:10 AM
 
okay okay. you found me out. it was me. my ass was on fire and my wife doesn't like it crispy, so lets hope the hospital puts out.
     
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Apr 17, 2002, 01:11 AM
 
thats just to good

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Apr 17, 2002, 04:42 AM
 
wow... that sucks...
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dillerX
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Apr 17, 2002, 06:56 AM
 
That guy would have thought it was funny if he was still in college.
I tried to sig-spam the forums.
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siegzdad
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Apr 17, 2002, 07:27 AM
 
hahaha, how can this guy possibly think it is the hospitals fault that he had a bean burrito for lunch?
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malvolio
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Apr 17, 2002, 02:14 PM
 
I gotta fault the surgeon on this one. He failed to plan for the possibility of flatulence. What does he think @ssholes do, anyway?
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cdhostage
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Apr 17, 2002, 04:58 PM
 
Is this for real? Poor fellow.
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Apr 17, 2002, 05:24 PM
 
"When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell,"

Heheh poor guy.
     
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Apr 17, 2002, 05:59 PM
 
I guess it's better than waking up and finding the doctors arm halfway up your bum

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Apr 17, 2002, 06:38 PM
 
Originally posted by siegzdad:
<STRONG>hahaha, how can this guy possibly think it is the hospitals fault that he had a bean burrito for lunch? </STRONG>
The thing is that people will do anything for money. This jerk knows damn well that it was no ones fault, but he sees the opportunity to rip some one off and make a bit of free money.

This may not be the case, but sometimes I have a really cynical view of this greedy, self centered speices that I am unfortunately a member of.
     
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Apr 17, 2002, 06:49 PM
 
well, where i live we've outlawed flatulence of any kind. even second hand flatulence can be dangerous. as such anyone found guilty of flatulence will be arrested, sent to trial, found guilty and then sent immediately to the gas chamber.
     
   
 
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