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ShortcutToMoncton · Mar 23, 2008, 09:13 PM

Just for the record, I heart sashimi. Especially from Sushi Nami Royale down the street.

I'm too poor to afford their dinner menu, but lunch can be had for an easier hit on the wallet. So good.

Having said that

greg

andreas_g4 · Mar 23, 2008, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

I don't have a TV or radio (well, except the ones in the cars, which I never use). But I still know who Jessica Alba and Kate Beckinsale are.

So, sorry, poor excuse.

Hey, I know Jessica Alba, too!

brassplayersrock² · 03:40 AM

here's another chicka that should be on the, you should know list:

whoops

Cipher13 · Mar 24, 2008, 04:33 AM

Add Scarlett Johansson to this list and it's pretty close to perfect.

paul w · Mar 24, 2008, 10:08 AM

I'm really either or on this one, myself.

osiris · Mar 24, 2008, 10:35 AM

I don't know who Kate is, I don't eat sushi, and that vagina better be clean and shaven.

design219 · Mar 24, 2008, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by osiris

I don't know who Kate is, I don't eat sushi, and that vagina better be clean and shaven.

At least clean.

osiris · Mar 24, 2008, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by design219

At least clean.

No doubt.

torsoboy · Mar 24, 2008, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton

Originally Posted by Mrjinglesusa

The long-face, big gums look doesn't do anything for me.

I didn't know who she was either, and now I am no more interested in her than I was before.

James L · Mar 24, 2008, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by torsoboy

The long-face, big gums look doesn't do anything for me.

I didn't know who she was either, and now I am no more interested in her than I was before.

That's a shame. I'm sure you had a chance with her too.

TiBook_Kid · Mar 24, 2008, 11:52 AM

wow...

she rocks

Dakar the Fourth · Mar 24, 2008, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by James L

That's a shame. I'm sure you had a chance with her too.

I'm sure that's just what he was thinking.

Give me a break. I don't agree with the guy, but you're going to give him **** for his negative opinion when just about everyone else is being as superficial?

torsoboy · Mar 24, 2008, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by James L

That's a shame. I'm sure you had a chance with her too.

Yeah, I have turned her down twice now, but she just isn't getting it.

James L · Mar 24, 2008, 12:15 PM

This is a person NOT getting the joke:

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth

I'm sure that's just what he was thinking.

Give me a break. I don't agree with the guy, but you're going to give him **** for his negative opinion when just about everyone else is being as superficial?

This is a person getting the joke:

Originally Posted by torsoboy

Yeah, I have turned her down twice now, but she just isn't getting it.

Keep turning her down torsoboy... sometimes ya just got to be persistent.

Dakar the Fourth · Mar 24, 2008, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by James L

This is a person NOT getting the joke:

Ok, I suck.

Sorry, boss.

James L · Mar 24, 2008, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth

Ok, I suck.

Sorry, boss.

It's all good. What would the lounge be without miscommunication?

turtle777 · Mar 24, 2008, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by James L

It's all good. What would the lounge be without miscommunication?

A better place ?

-t

Dakar the Fourth · Mar 24, 2008, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by James L

It's all good. What would the lounge be without miscommunication?

About 1/5th the size.

osiris · Mar 24, 2008, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth

About 1/5th the size.

And quite boring.

BlueSky · Mar 24, 2008, 12:30 PM

There are some who believe that the legend of the mythical unicorn is actually an historical distortion of Kate Beckinsale's vagina.

ShortcutToMoncton · Mar 24, 2008, 02:33 PM

*insert Larry David HUUUUUUUUUGE VAGINA comment here*

Sarc · Mar 24, 2008, 02:51 PM

This thread needs a lot more Kate Beckinsale pics in order to illustrate the point adequately.

Doofy · Mar 24, 2008, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by torsoboy

Yeah, I have turned her down twice now, but she just isn't getting it.

She's just using you to get to me. Hence the persistence.

osiris · Mar 24, 2008, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton

*insert Larry David HUUUUUUUUUGE VAGINA comment here*

A huge vagina is nothing to joke about.
Ever see those models on the runway? They're like 9 feet tall and their vaginas are sprawling bottomless ravines.
One time I was trapped in one for almost a week.

PER3 · Mar 24, 2008, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by BlueSky

"Underworld" actress Kate Beckinsale can't stop talking about vagina in interviews. Married with a daughter, Beckinsale recently told Allure that hers is her best feature, and referenced it as "Pharaoh's Tomb."

Cold, dry, and full of sand...

turtle777 · Mar 24, 2008, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by PER3

Cold, dry, and full of sand...

-t

BlueSky · Mar 24, 2008, 09:01 PM

And an old shriveled up dead guy.

brassplayersrock² · Mar 25, 2008, 03:45 AM

Originally Posted by BlueSky

"Underworld" actress Kate Beckinsale can't stop talking about vagina in interviews. Married with a daughter, Beckinsale recently told Allure that hers is her best feature, and referenced it as "Pharaoh's Tomb."

hmm, to little detail given:

- - e r i k - - · Mar 25, 2008, 06:02 AM

I didn't know who she was either (although I've seen The Aviator (zzZ) and Pearl Harbour (vomit)). She's pretty good looking for her age, but I agree that the face doesn't do a whole heap for me.

She says a lot of funny stuff though:

Originally Posted by IMDB

Personal Quotes
If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!

No one is more enslaved than a slave who doesn't think they're enslaved.

Everybody likes the underdog, because everybody feels like the underdog. No matter how successful you are, you always think, No one's being nice enough to me!

"I try and take lots of vitamins and I don't drink. I do smoke, though, I'd be insufferable if I didn't smoke, you'd have to push me off a balcony I'd be so boring",

With every project you do, you bring out a part of yourself, and it seems to be quite a good way of expanding a person.

Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!' I don't think I've had a facial since I was 19. When I shave my legs, I use my child's shampoo and a razor - if I can find one. If I did everything they said I did, I would never see Lily.

I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman who gives me a bikini-wax. See what Hollywood does to you?

I think, at 19, I was very grown-up in certain ways and extremely not so in others. If I had come on to a movie set at that age and someone had said, 'You're a bit funny-looking, can you go on a diet?' - I might have jumped off a building. I just didn't have the confidence to put that into perspective at the time.

"I look at how Keira Knightley is coiffed when she attends events. I remember going to Cannes with Much Ado About Nothing (1993) when I was 18, and nobody told me, 'Oh, here's a make-up artist or, 'This person wants to dress you, what clothes are you wearing?' It just wasn't like that when I started. Nobody even told me I could bring a friend! I just sort of showed up in a very expensive pair of trousers I bought in Harvey Nichols, and something I bought in the Sock Shop at the airport. But Keira Knightley has like full hair and make- up and a proper outfit and I think, 'Wow, she's not going to have the before photos I had to endure!' She's really lucky".

"I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl." about her daughter's pet rabbit

"It's the only time my education has come in remotely handy." -on using her Russian literature studies for copying her "Van Helsing" script into Russian to acquire a Slavic accent.

She [Lily] already has some Americanisms: she says 'pants' instead of trousers and 'elevator' instead of lift. That's more than enough for me."

We had something recently when there were about 16 people in front of us taking pictures and Lily was enjoying the chance to legitimately shout at some grownups because normally she's not allowed. But even when she shouted they didn't stop. I find that shocking.

PER3 · Mar 25, 2008, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

hmm, to little detail given:

What does this mean? Her hairless mastaba-minge has teeth, claws, and a toxoplasma infection?

I don't understand...

analogue SPRINKLES · Mar 25, 2008, 03:03 PM

The question is would she use Wasabi?

brassplayersrock² · Mar 26, 2008, 08:55 AM

osiris · Mar 26, 2008, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES

The question is would she use Wasabi?

With natto. That would be interesting.