[Andhee]

56. Made a remix of a mac advert with another song

(Yeah.. I'm cool)

[TheWOAT]

56) 2 words: Math Co-Processor.

[TheWOAT]

57) thought "Brickles" was actually a fun game. (Its not)

[olePigeon]

59) Have an Apple logo sticker on your automobile.
60) Have an Apple bumper sticker on your automobile.
61) Have an Apple related license plate or license plate rim.

[olePigeon]

62) Copland isn't just a Sylvester Stallone movie. (Yes, I know it's pronounced COPEland)

[olePigeon]

63) Your ColorClassic has been upgraded with an 800x600 touchscreen LCD, G4 processor, and 1GB of RAM.

[Randman]

64) You died a little inside when Apple started porting applications over to Windows.

[olePigeon]

65) You fell out of your seat during Macworld '97 when Bill Gates displayed his rugged good looks on the giant screen behind Jobs.
66) You fell out of your seat during Macworld '06 when Apple switched to Intel.

[scottiB]

Originally Posted by TheWOAT 

56) 2 words: Math Co-Processor.

[Gankdawg]

.....you've owned Speed Doubler, RAM Doubler, and Startup Doubler.

[starman]

67) Your guild in WoW is called the "Reservoir Dogcows"
68) You still have your Copland disks

[starman]

Originally Posted by olePigeon 

65) You fell out of your seat during Macworld '97 when Bill Gates displayed his rugged good looks on the giant screen behind Jobs.

I was there. That was one hell of an experience.

[TheWOAT]

69) If in 1997 you bragged to freinds and others how you dont use floppy disks anymore
70) if Noah Whiley is your favorite TV actor.

[Peter]

Originally Posted by starman 

67) Your guild in WoW is called the "Reservoir Dogcows"

of all the WoW guilds I've ever been in, I miss this one the most. Really great times during the beta. Wish I could go back then.

[turtle777]

77) *this is just a placeholder*

Woot. Post from the future

-t

[sdilley14]

56) You got drunk and went off on someone about all that things that make OS X better than Windows.

[starman]

Originally Posted by Peter 

of all the WoW guilds I've ever been in, I miss this one the most. Really great times during the beta. Wish I could go back then.

No, you don't. Things got ugly. Guild bank was stolen. It was a mess.

[ironknee]

57) was on the mailing list to save apple by the guy, guy (i forgot the name)
58) delt with the unfortunately named technologies apple had: RISC, Giga flop

[- - e r i k - -]

59) You get excited about engineers calling you from the Mothership and tell your friends. ✔

[TheWOAT]

Originally Posted by ironknee 

57) was on the mailing list to save apple by the guy, guy (i forgot the name)
58) delt with the unfortunately named technologies apple had: RISC, Giga flop

... Altivec, RAVE, and the legendary 66 Mhz PCI slot for graphics.

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally Posted by ironknee 

57) was on the mailing list to save apple by the guy, guy (i forgot the name)

The Apple Evangelist by Guy Kawasaki
59) Ordered free Apple promotional material from said list (yes, free! I got a whole truckload of posters, videos, stickers).
60) Ordered same free Apple promotional material to your Windows using friends and then looked at their confused looks when the semi-trailer pulled up outside their house for delivery.

[TheWOAT]

You sir, are a true Mac nerd.

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally Posted by TheWOAT 

70) if Noah Wyle is your favorite TV actor.

Fixed

[ironknee]

61) hoarded think different posters from apple when they sold them for something like 5 posters for $10

[Mac User #001]

Wow. We can not count.

[rickey939]

71.) You have 20k posts on a Mac forum.

[Randman]

83) You post on Mac forums about numbers being out of order in a listings thread.

[glideslope]

72. You still have your eworld brochure on you desk, and wish you could go back at least 1X per month.

[Mac User #001]

73) You create a new thread on a Mac forum every time the Apple Store goes down.

That should have made it on the list before 73.

[Tiresias]

74. Apple.com is your Home Page.

[starman]

Originally Posted by glideslope 

72. You still have your eworld brochure on you desk, and wish you could go back at least 1X per month.

Mm....no. eWorld sucked.

[Andrew Stephens]

73. Your soul dies a little every time you hear the words Boot and Camp

74. You think of beige plastic and lines, not dwarves and witches when you hear the words Snow White.

[Person Man]

Originally Posted by Andrew Stephens 

74. You think of beige plastic and lines, not dwarves and witches when you hear the words Snow White.

Um, no.

The Snow White design was truly white, not beige.

[MarkLT1]

75. You still have a MacClassic just for Shufflepuck.
76. When that MacClassic is not in use, AfterDark FTW.

[analogika]

Originally Posted by MarkLT1 

75. You still have a Mac SE just for Shufflepuck and Crystal Quest.

fixed that.

Mac Classic! Pshah! New-fangled consumer crap!

[Andrew Stephens]

Originally Posted by Person Man 

Um, no.

The Snow White design was truly white, not beige.

Snow white wasn't a design it was a design language. The stripes and beige look were part of it.

[Person Man]

Originally Posted by Andrew Stephens 

Snow white wasn't a design it was a design language. The stripes and beige look were part of it.

No. Beige had nothing to do with Snow White.

The Apple IIc was white, and it used the Snow White design elements.

Started out as off-white (which they called "Fog") and then later evolved to the "Platinum" color, of the IIgs and Macs of that era.

From the Wikipedia entry on Snow White:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

Nevertheless, Esslinger who detested the original Apple beige-color, insisted all Snow White-styled products use the same off-white color as the IIc.

Emphasis mine. Beige was not part of Snow White. Never was.

[Person Man]

77. You debate what elements were and weren't part of Apple's Industrial Design motifs.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by turtle777 

77) *this is just a placeholder*

Woot. Post from the future

Originally Posted by Person Man 

77. You debate what elements were and weren't part of Apple's Industrial Design motifs.

I'm sorry, but #77 is already taken. Please rename your post to #78.

-t

[olePigeon]

The next Nerd post should be 89.

[hart]

Originally Posted by Person Man 

That would be 32 and 33.

34. you cringe every time you see someone call it MAC.
35. you make fun of people who call it MAC.

The next Nerd post should be 89.

OK:

89 you don't apply for jobs on Craig's list if they call it MAC

[starman]

I think all the MAC items should be rolled into one.

[osiris]

90) You firmly believe that people who use "MAC" instead of "Mac" should be crucified.

[Charles Bouldin]

91. You know who Anya Major is without googling her.

[Tiresias]

92. All seven of your handles have reached "Clinically Insane" status at MacNN.

[DeathToWindows]

93. You've gotten up at 5am, taken public transit at an obscenely early hour and waited for three hours to be one of the first people to walk into a new apple retail store.
94. You've flown cross-country, gone to Macworld, spent one night in SF and then flown back home - just because you could and you wanted to see what a real Macworld (not the dinky ones in Boston) was like.

Yes, and yes, I've done both of these things.

[Stogieman]

95. Used ResEdit to modify the Mac interface (Startup Screen, Apple menu logo, etc.)
96. Snagged a bunch of free posters from a MacWorld event only to sell them online for $$$. (I still have a couple of 1984 - 2004 Anniversary posters).

[Koralatov]

97. You jab F9, F10 or F11 on your PC at work, getting increasingly frustrated that nothing is happening, only to remember after thirty seconds of increasingly aggressive button-pushing that you’re on a PC. ✔

98. Criticism of the iMac G4 and/or G4 Cube puts you into an almost violent/psychotic rage. ✔

99. You find yourself being irresistibly drawn to the Key Lime clamshell iBook, Blue Dalmatian iMac and/or Flower Power iMac. ✔

100. Get irrationally excited by the release of a point System Update by Apple and email every Mac user you know advising them to upgrade immediately. ✔

[vexborg]

Screw it, let's break the 100!

101. Until you, on a Macintosh forum, have told about a strange place you have had sex.
102. You have owned a Mac clone.

(On a different subject: Hi to Koralatov, lived 6 years in Scotland myself - Wishaw in North Lanarkshire... Have some Irn Bru and think about those who can't have some )

[Randman]

87) You use option™ to make symbols™ such as ª ¶ ¡ § ∞ – ™ £ ¢fl ‡°‹ really easy to bug Windows users.