[el chupacabra]

# 1 worst movie
The seven lucky ninja kids

...others
Crouching tiger hidden dragon
Monsters Ball
Catwoman
007 Die Another day
Gothica
BAPS
Swordfish
Why do fools fall in love
The rich mans wife
Dog show
suicide kings
The dentist
Troll 2 ...and is worse than leprechaun. Leprechaun is awesome though. Troll 2 did permanent damage to my brain after I stopped crying from it.

[OldManMac]

Any movie with Jackie Chan in it.

[cjrivera]

Originally posted by KarlG:
Any movie with Jackie Chan in it.

Really? I kinda liked Rush Hour / Rush Hour 2. Mindless fun, yes. But worst movie(s)?

[itistoday]

I don't know what some of you guys are talking about, but "The Last Action Hero" has got to be one of Swartzanager's best films.

There are many terrible movies out there, so it's hard to choose the worst. I've seen this terrible one called "Scorpio 1". I recently saw garden state also, the movie pissed me off so much that I was on the verge of screaming after it ended.

[Disgruntled Head of C-3PO]

Oh ya, Soldier and Wishmaster 1-3! I never saw 2 and 3 but 1 was bad enough.

[malvolio]

I can't remember any titles, and don't feel like bothering to do a search, but I gotta nominate some "soft-core" movies from the 80's that I saw late at night on Cinemax.
These movies were made by folks who usually did hard-core pornos, which of course have as little plot line as possible. So when these coked-up porno guys tried to write plots... Well, you can imagine the result.
And the "acting!" OMFG!

[Eug Wanker]

Lead Actor: William Shatner
Language: Esperanto

Plot Summary:

Kia is a succubus, luring to their final perdition men who already have sinful habits and libertine inclinations. She tires of this, it's too easy, and these souls are going to Hell anyway. She wants to match wits and charm with someone who is good. So, against the advice of her sister Amael, Kia seeks out Marc, a man who has already faced death with courage. After a night together, Kia finds that not only is Marc's goodness still intact, but she has been ravaged by love. In anger, she and Amael conjure an incubus to deal with Marc. The incubus starts with Marc's sister, Arndis. Who will win the struggle for souls?

[Hawkeye_a]

Dreamcatcher. quite possibly the worst modern day movie ever made. never felt i wanted the 3 odd hours back after watching a movie till i watched this one.
bad story, terrible script, unbeleivably bad acting.... corny special effects.

[Disgruntled Head of C-3PO]

Originally posted by Hawkeye_a:
Dreamcatcher. quite possibly the worst modern day movie ever made. never felt i wanted the 3 odd hours back after watching a movie till i watched this one.
bad story, terrible script, unbeleivably bad acting.... corny special effects.

I agree, the story was warped and incredibly stupid.

How about 3 Amego's? I forget how bad it was.

[cszar2001]

This piece of crap looks promising (for worst movie of 2004 at least): Superbabies

[His Dudeness]

Van Helsing.

Two hours of pure agony and torture.

And also How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Same as above.

Originally posted by joltguy:
You've *got* to be kidding here, right? For your sake, I hope so, cuz otherwise you missed one helluva trilogy. Moreover, that movie shouldn't even have its title mentioned in a thread like this...

Why? The Matrix was disappointing, and the next two were truly awful.

Geez, if someone can complain Spiderman 1 and 2 were the "worst movies ever" then surely we can accept The Matrix.

Regardless, this is all everyone's opinion. When there is no criteria, one opinion is as good as the next.

Originally posted by JLFanboy:
It's been posted on here already, but I have to say that no movie has ever made me as angry as Batman & Robin. I can say without hesitation that it is the worst movie ever made.

[snip]

But they weren't the worst I've ever seen, because the Wachowski's at least showed some integrity. Their vision was flawed but they stuck with it. Though I wished the story had gone in a (vastly) different direction, it still led to a fairly logical conclusion. There was no excuse for the way some of the movie was handled but it was definitely not the worst of all time.

(BTW, for all you Matrix fanboys, watch Dark City. It's like The Matrix except amazing)

[snip]

Wow, never before have I agreed with a post so much.

Matrix - ok - just a special effects movie
Dark City - actually dealt with the concept and plot without turning it into a special effects-fest. Excellent.

Batman 1 - excellent.
2 - good.
3 and 4 - toy commercials. Sucked.

[simonjames]

The worst movie of all time was without a doubt The Blair Witch Project - absolute $hite

Followed closely by the second Tomb Raider movie and Star Trek V - The Final Frontier

others :-
Oceans Eleven
Lost in Space
Thunderbirds
The Flintstones

[hyperb0le]

Originally posted by simonjames:
The worst movie of all time was without a doubt The Blair Witch Project - absolute $hite

Followed closely by the second Tomb Raider movie and Star Trek V - The Final Frontier

others :-
Oceans Eleven
Lost in Space
Thunderbirds
The Flintstones

Ocean's Eleven? Really? I rather liked that movie.

My bottom 3 would have to be:

1) Kazaam
2) Mr. Magoo
3) AvP

[Teronzhul]

I have to second Kung Pow. I almost wish I had paid to see it just so I could ask for my money back, but I didn't so I guess I'm lucky. I only wasted my time.

I can't believe no one has brought up John Carpetner's "Ghosts of Mars." Thank god I got to see this one for free too. The only redeeming part was getting to see Natasha Henstridge run about in her undies briefly.

[Disgruntled Head of C-3PO]

Every Steven Seagal movie.

[Gankdawg]

Originally posted by simonjames:

Followed closely by the second Tomb Raider

Bad? Yes. Worst movie ever? Not even close.


And I liked Ocean's 11 too......looking forward to 12!

[Disgruntled Head of C-3PO]

Passenger 57.


Barf

[demograph68]

Here's a good bad one!!! Death Machine



I watched it 'cause my best friend is obsessed with crappy horror movies/Brad Dourif.

[Randman]

Ecks vs Sever
Any movie with Freddie Prinze Jr

[simonjames]

re:- Ocean's Eleven. See the original then see the remake - good original movies should never be copied

[Randman]

The original Ocean's 11 was cheesy, but that was half the fun. The chemistry that the rat pack had on and off screen was genuine. And the original ending couldn't be beat.
The remake was dull, dull, dull.

Let's see. Other lousy movies: 1941, Batman 4, Superman 5. The Flintstones. Hudson Hawk. Any Steven Seagal movie. Saturday Night Fever 2, Rocky 5, Neighbors, The Postman, Dick Tracy, Mallrats, Freddy vs Jason, AvP, Cannonball Run II. Major League 3.

And, worth repeating, any and all movies with Freddie Prinze Jr.

[Gankdawg]

Originally posted by simonjames:
re:- Ocean's Eleven. See the original then see the remake - good original movies should never be copied

Yeah, I've never seen the original. I thoroughly enjoyed the remake so in my mind it stands on it's own as a movie.

[Nacente]

My choice is:
"The Passion" from Mel Gibson

[Hawkeye_a]

Originally posted by Nacente:
My choice is:
"The Passion" from Mel Gibson

thats your nomination for the worst movie ever ? haahahahaha

[Nacente]

It was the MOST boring movie I've ever seen!!

[cszar2001]

Originally posted by Randman:
Ecks vs Sever

I forgot about that one.
Must have blocked it out of my mind.
What a piece of cr*p. The only good scene is where Lucy Liu kicks ass in slow-motion with that M60.

Ocean`s 11 (the remake) is one of my favorite movies of all time.
Have to watch the original sometime.

[Randman]

Other pieces of crap...

Pluto Nash
Highlander II
Anything with Rosie O'Donnell
Slap Her, She's French
The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle
Biosphere II
Americathon
The last Star Trek movie
Dogville. I hated the movie, wanted to slash my wrists after it.

[typoon]

Originally posted by Nacente:
My choice is:
"The Passion" from Mel Gibson

I'll Agree with you on that one.

Everyone is forgetting Howard the Duck and Blair Witch project. Probably the 2 worst movie EVER made.

[Disgruntled Head of C-3PO]

Originally posted by Nacente:
My choice is:
"The Passion" from Mel Gibson

Catholic are we?

[mymacluvsme]

Kentucky Fried Movie.

[turtle777]

Originally posted by Nacente:
It was the MOST boring movie I've ever seen!!

Do you think there are better movies in hell ?
You probably do...

-t

[turtle777]

Originally posted by mymacluvsme:
Kentucky Fried Movie.

NO, that movie is freakin' awesome !

-t

[york28]

I nominate Analyze That. I watched it most of the way through last week. I'm not sure if it's the worst, but it sucks regardless.

[CD Hanks]

Wow, this thread blows.

edit: I vote "Gay Niggers from Outer Space"

edit 2: SWG, what are movies that you do like?

[winnerofthesat]

Phone Booth is arguably the worst movie of the 2000s.

Someone earlier said Freddy Got Fingered...however! FGF has a steadily growing cult following of people who think it's one of the funniest movies ever made.

[Stogieman]

Originally posted by Randman:

Let's see. Other lousy movies: 1941, Batman 4, Superman 5. The Flintstones. Hudson Hawk. Any Steven Seagal movie. Saturday Night Fever 2, Rocky 5, Neighbors, The Postman, Dick Tracy, Mallrats, Freddy vs Jason, AvP, Cannonball Run II. Major League 3.

Superman 5? I thought #4 was the last one in the series. And yes, it did suck.

3 pages of replies and no mention of any Pauley Shore movies? What is this world coming too?

[Landos Mustache]

Originally posted by CD Hanks:

edit 2: SWG, what are movies that you do like?

I listed them in the best/favorite movies threads.

1) The abyss
2) Aliens
3) Kill Bill

etc...

[itistoday]

Originally posted by winnerofthesat:
Phone Booth is arguably the worst movie of the 2000s.

Someone earlier said Freddy Got Fingered...however! FGF has a steadily growing cult following of people who think it's one of the funniest movies ever made.

I'm sorry, normally I've learned to try to restrain myself from making such comments, but this time I couldn't. You have _no_ taste.

Phone Booth was one of the best movies of 2000, and FGF was one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. I normally give 99% of the movies I watch the respect to finish them, but I just couldn't finish watching this one.

[jonasmac]

Originally posted by Stogieman
3 pages of replies and no mention of any Pauley Shore movies? What is this world coming too?

What was that movie with both Pauly Shore and Andy Dick? That one was TERRIBLE. Not to mention Biodome was just about as bad as it gets.

Another one someone else mentioned was Van Helsing. Ugh! Who knew vampire vixens were so whiney!
But then again, Kate Beckinsale = YOWZA

[soul searching]

I don't know about the worst movie ever, but the worst movie I've ever seen is definitely Vampires with James Woods.

[Stogieman]

Originally posted by jonasmac:
What was that movie with both Pauly Shore and Andy Dick? That one was TERRIBLE. Not to mention Biodome was just about as bad as it gets.

"In the Army Now" was the name of that movie.

[Randman]

Originally posted by Stogieman:
Superman 5? I thought #4 was the last one in the series. And yes, it did suck.

3 pages of replies and no mention of any Pauley Shore movies? What is this world coming too?

Was it 4 or5? It's the quest for peace one. Actually, all were bad after 2. And I did mention Biosphere II for the Pauly Shore connection dude.

[nredman]

the worst movie ever is on tv right now...Bubble Boy

[PowerMatt]

Ironcially, until I hit the "Submit Post" button, a thread titled "White Men Can't Jump" is just below this thread. Coincidence? I think not!

[ringo]

Originally posted by CD Hanks:
edit: I vote "Gay Niggers from Outer Space"

That movie is kind of funny-bad, required viewing at least once and its over almost as soon as it starts.

Originally posted by Hawkeye_a:
Dreamcatcher. quite possibly the worst modern day movie ever made. never felt i wanted the 3 odd hours back after watching a movie till i watched this one.

Corny? You bet. Especially when the dude starts talking to his gun, but the fart-monsters were amusing. I thought The Village was worse.

[demograph68]

Mo is a 'turd!

[Buckaroo]

The all time worst movies with the biggest lies and deception is FarenLIES 911


It is the all time worst movie on the planet of the earth.

It is scum, and the director is the stinks, and is brain dead.

[Disgruntled Head of C-3PO]

Originally posted by Buckaroo:
The all time worst movies with the biggest lies and deception is FarenLIES 911

Have you done personal research to prove they are lies or do you just want it to be a lie?