[zoroaster68]

Anybody try these? They rock.

[rickey939]

I've heard those are hot & spicy.

[Railroader]

I think they should be banned.

EDIT: Typo mistake fixed.

[zoroaster68]

should?

[Railroader]

Should?

Glass houses bub.

[budster101]

These look better to me:

[zoroaster68]

Originally Posted by Railroader

Should?

Glass houses bub.

You're hilarious.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by zoroaster68

You're hilarious.

You are not.

[zoroaster68]

Originally Posted by Railroader

You are not.

You're again hilarious. Every single person who knows me thinks I'm fairly humorous. I was even voted the funniest guy of my high school. So there.

[Cubeoid]

where?

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by zoroaster68

You're again hilarious. Every single person who knows me thinks I'm fairly humorous. I was even voted the funniest guy of my high school. So there.

Kinda like calling a really big guy "tiny".

BTW: Quit living in the past. Unless you are the same guy you were in HS, in that case, grow up.

[brapper]

Originally Posted by Railroader

BTW: Quit living in the past. Unless you are the same guy you were in HS, in that case, grow up.

good one

[FulcrumPilot]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[budster101]

Let's take this thread in another direction. Since you asked, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
as a chicken which has the daring and courage to
boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom
among them has the strength to contend with such a
paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the
princely chicken's dominion maintained.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its
pancreas.

Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered
within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and
each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial
intent can never be discerned, because structuralism
is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
would let it take.

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
gazes also across you.

Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a
fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while
believing these actions to be of its own free will.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt
necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at
this historical juncture, and therefore
synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself,
the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the
objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came
into being which caused the actualization of this
potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-
nature.

Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing
events to grace the annals of history. An historic,
unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt
such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to
homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.

Salvador Dali: The Fish.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from
the trees.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Epicurus: For fun.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken
was on, but it was moving very fast.

David Hume: Out of custom and habit.

Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored)
reason.

Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?

Ronald Reagan: I forget.

John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the
transportation, so quite understandably the chicken
availed himself of the opportunity.

The Sphinx: You tell me.

Mr. T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!

Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow
out of life.

Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Molly Yard: It was a hen!

Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.

Chaucer: So priketh hem nature in hir corages.

Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.

The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.

Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.

Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.

Othello: Jealousy.

Dr Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have,
you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the
Need to resist such a public Display of your own
lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.

Mrs Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.

Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.

Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in
town ought never expose one to such barbarous
inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a
road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the
chicken in question.

Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade
insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.

Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome,
filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume
to question the actions of one in all respects his
superior.

Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.

Whitehead: Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of
misplaced concreteness.

Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter)

Hamlet: That is not the question.

Donne: It crosseth for thee.

Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.

Constable: To get a better view.

to get to the other side.

[FulcrumPilot]

Originally Posted by budster101

Let's take this thread in another direction. Since you asked, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"



to get to the other side.

Blake view is the best! LOL!11

[paul w]

My question:

Are they as good as wasabi peas?



The original spicy snack for beer drinking. Honto!

[FulcrumPilot]

What did the little fish say to the big fish?

[demograph68]

Originally Posted by paul w

My question:

Are they as good as wasabi peas?

The original spicy snack for beer drinking. Honto!

i am eating them! WHOA

[Artful Dodger]

sorry <momentary derailment> back to chicken question

Quoted from http://www.chickenjoke.com

Steve Jobs 's Answer:
Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wakeup calls and provides dinner, automatically. This amazing device can simply plug in to the $4000 iCoop to produce additional iChickens and recharge existing iChickens, or plug it into the $9000 iChop to convert iChicken files into iFood. iFood-to-Regular Food converters sell for an additional $50/month fee, however the optional iFood-to-FoodXP converter is still in development. iChickens are only available from authorized iDealers, which can be found in nearly every US state. If your iChicken develops a disease or stops working, you must send it by FedEx Overnight to Littleton, Montana and our iTechnicians will send you a replacement within 3 months. The iChicken. Wow.

[Macfreak7]

You all need to try these

[zoroaster68]

Originally Posted by Railroader

Kinda like calling a really big guy "tiny".

BTW: Quit living in the past. Unless you are the same guy you were in HS, in that case, grow up.

Do you enjoy being a total dick to me? Just wondering.

[dav]

these are hot!

[zoroaster68]

Originally Posted by dav

these are hot!

Where do you get those? The pulp fiction style bag is totally rad.

[dav]

Originally Posted by zoroaster68

Where do you get those? The pulp fiction style bag is totally rad.

local deli, but they're made by rt.11 chips (virginia) link

you can order from the site, but these are seriously hot chips.

[budster101]

Wasabi anything is great. Yes, I believe the peas are better... mmmm. Yummy.

[AB^2=BCxAC]

I've never had tobasco combos, but I'll look out for them

Anything with Wasabi or oriental style vegetables snacks misses the point of the thread. Combos are unnatural, hence delicious.

P.S. Wittgenstein was right-est.

[residentEvil]

I have not had those Cheez-Its yet but I plan to get some next month for the annual Halloween camping trip to go along with my pots of red ass chili.

[nredman]

Originally Posted by zoroaster68

Anybody try these? They rock.

i didn't like them when i tried them, i could eat a whole box of cheddar jack cheez-its though

[Artful Dodger]

Andy Capp's Hot Fries is one of my favorite snacks. Old but still good.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by zoroaster68

Do you enjoy being a total dick to me? Just wondering.

It's called "advice." You don't seem very good at accepting it though it seems.

[zoroaster68]

Originally Posted by Railroader

It's called "advice." You don't seem very good at accepting it though it seems.

Ah yes. You're so mature and old and wise. You aren't ever throwing little legal digs at me and trying to piss me off. Nope, you're as innocent as OJ Simpson.

[budster101]

I like cheese.

[Zimmerman]

lol, I read that as "tobacco" cheeze-its. uke:

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by zoroaster68

Ah yes. You're so mature and old and wise. You aren't ever throwing little legal digs at me and trying to piss me off. Nope.

You're finally coming around. Don't worry, with age usually comes wisdom.

[Cubeoid]

Shut up and talk about snacks.

[Railroader]

Alright already.

I tried and they tasted like I imagine butt would taste like. Do NOT buy.

[mindwaves]

Cheeze-its are very good, but lately, I have been buying (from the vending machine at work) a package of pretzels, cheetos, Sun Chips, and some other chips together. mmmm... I only eat 2 ounces a day usually so it's not that bad.

[zoroaster68]

Speaking of pretzels, try these:



All natural, and if you like the rich hearty taste of rye, you're really going to dig them. They're the best pretzels I've ever had. Honest.

[brapper]

Originally Posted by Railroader

You're finally coming around. Don't worry, with age usually comes wisdom.

I wonder if it's possible to ban you from threads started by Ca$h, because it'd be nice.

I've never had any of the above snacks, and don't think they're available up here. I got hooked on these while driving through the states awhile back. I know they're available here, but I'm trying to avoid them now...too much of a good thing.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by brapper

I wonder if it's possible to ban you from threads started by Ca$h, because it'd be nice.

Probably about as possible as getting cash to accept that he's been banned and not wanted around here anymore. Near zilch.

[Chris O'Brien]

The lounge is better for having Ca$h here. He might not be wanted by you, but that's not everyone's view on it.

Now, if you were as old and wise and mature as you try and make out you'd stop derailing his threads, and not bother to rise to it when he does the same to you.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by Black Book

The lounge is better for having Ca$h here. He might not be wanted by you, but that's not everyone's view on it.

You really think so? Honestly? I mean the fact that he flaunts the terms of service and thumbs his nose at the mods makes this place better?
Do you know how many times he's been banned?

Originally Posted by Black Book

Now, if you were as old and wise and mature as you try and make out you'd stop derailing his threads, and not bother to rise to it when he does the same to you.

You see, Rob and I have a history. You might not know about it, but derailing a thread (and then subsequently rerailing it) is but a tiny thorn I can place in his side. Take a look at Rob's posts back during your sign up date. I used to have the nickname "Kilbey". Take a look at the picture Rob photoshopped of my daughter and posted on here. Maybe, just maybe you'll understand the immaturity that is known as rob/cash/*68.

[Chris O'Brien]

I'm quite aware of the history between you two. Just because I don't have a ridiculously high post count doesn't mean I don't know what's going/gone on. I've been reading the forums since mid 2000 and daily since I signed up. I just didn't bother signing up until November 2003 because that's when I finally had a support question.

So please, don't treat me as a 'newbie'

And yeah, I like Rob. I generally agree with him, just not the way he goes about things. And I'm not sure even Rob knows exactly how many times he's been banned

But anyway, I tried some 'hot' crisps the other day at the pub. They weren't hot at all... I reckon our crisp manufacturers should take some lessons - I want to feel it burrrrrrrn. *ahem*

[budster101]

You are probably sticking those in the wrong hole then. Just like Rob.

[Chris O'Brien]

Originally Posted by budster101

You are probably sticking those in the wrong hole then. Just like Rob.

Um, excuse me?

[zoroaster68]

Originally Posted by Railroader

You really think so? Honestly? I mean the fact that he flaunts the terms of service and thumbs his nose at the mods makes this place better?
Do you know how many times he's been banned?

Kinda like how you flaunt the terms of service by picking fights with me and attacking me, only you do so very subtley so you stay under the radar? At least I'm out in the open on my feelings.

You see, Rob and I have a history. You might not know about it, but derailing a thread (and then subsequently rerailing it) is but a tiny thorn I can place in his side. Take a look at Rob's posts back during your sign up date. I used to have the nickname "Kilbey". Take a look at the picture Rob photoshopped of my daughter and posted on here. Maybe, just maybe you'll understand the immaturity that is known as rob/cash/*68.

1. I apologized for that.
2.

[zoroaster68]

Originally Posted by budster101

You are probably sticking those in the wrong hole then. Just like Rob.

So you're saying I'm gay, even though it's public knowledge around here that I'm married.... riigghht. Reported.

[mdc]

Originally Posted by Zimmerman

lol, I read that as "tobacco" cheeze-its. uke:

every time i see this post title i read it as tobacco cheeze-its. damn, can you imagine how bad those would taste?
like little lumps of coal

[residentEvil]

tomaco! (sp?)

what a great simpson's episode.

[dav]

Originally Posted by Black Book

But anyway, I tried some 'hot' crisps the other day at the pub. They weren't hot at all... I reckon our crisp manufacturers should take some lessons - I want to feel it burrrrrrrn. *ahem*

mama zuma's haberano chips (earlier post) - hottest i've ever had.