[Peter]

I'm at home, drinking earl grey tea and listening to the postal service.
You?

[Dork.]

I'm in front of a computer right now.

[Peter]

describe it

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Peter 

I'm at home, drinking earl grey tea and listening to the postal service.
You?

At home (in front of the computer, obviously), drinking orange juice and listening, this moment, to Palads by Under Byen (shuffle).

[Doofy]

I'm at home, in the lounge, watching cats wrestle with each other whilst I contemplate whether I can be bothered going out tonight or whether I should just stay home and drink alone like a proper rock star.

I'm not listening to anything at the moment. And not drinking anything either.

[osiris]

On my yacht, surfing the internets whilst sipping a MaiTai from the top of a 500 pound bale of cocaine, with six gorgeous prostitutes hanging off me.

[Jawbone54]

I'm at my kitchen counter, sick, eating a Smores Pop Tart and drinking milk.

...wearing my glasses.

[Chongo]

at work, lunch

[Oisín]

I'm [...] sick

Sorry to hear that.

eating a Smores Pop Tart

Oh, well, no wonder you’re sick, then.

[rickey939]

In a trunk. Thank god for the iPod touch. Good thing my kidnapper loves Starbucks as well so I can use their free WiFi service.

[SpaceMonkey]

I just farted.

[KeriVit]

Sittin in the living room on my recliner, watching "Haunted Prison", doing homework and drinking a beer.

[BlueSky]

On my Coast Guard cruiser. We've just spotted a drug smuggler on a yacht, sitting on top of a huge bale of cocaine with a gaggle of young women about. We're going in now to take him down.

[rickey939]

Originally Posted by BlueSky 

On my Coast Guard cruiser. We've just spotted a drug smuggler on a yacht, sitting on top of a huge bale of cocaine with a gaggle of young women about. We're going in now to take him down.

...and what about the women?

[nonhuman]

At the Atlanta airport dicking around on my iPhone (because I don't feel like paying $8 for Internet on my MacBook) listening to podcasts while I wait for my flight back to Boston in 2.25 hours.

[KeriVit]

You last 2 are much cooler than me.

[Koralatov]

Originally Posted by rickey939 

In a trunk. Thank god for the iPod touch. Good thing my kidnapper loves Starbucks as well so I can use their free WiFi service.

That post actually made me laugh aloud, and is possibly one of the funniest things I have seen on MacNN ever. Not funny enough for me to say "lol" though...

I'm on my couch at home, using my Clamshell to try and get myself lynched, browse CubeOwner, and listening to the second CD of Soulwax Most of the Remixes. My cup of Russian Caravan has gone cold, but I'm not sufficiently civilised or well-bred that cold tea bothers me. I'm also fighting the temptation to smoke; even after almost a week on patches, I'm craving a nice, cancerous Marlboro red.

[BlueSky]

Originally Posted by rickey939 

...and what about the women?

Officially, the women don't exist if they play their cards right.

[osiris]

Well, I am now on some kind of Coast Guard boat, in a very small cell.
They took my iPhone, so I am texting this from a little Nokia I keep.
Anyway, send a lawyer. toodles.

[ghporter]

I'm sitting in my home office at my "too low" desk. This thing has beaten my knees for way too long, but I haven't found a reasonable replacement that isn't just as bad. I'm relatively tall, but not that tall, and it seems that every desk I look at has something hanging off the bottom of the writing surfact about 1/2" lower than the top of my knee. The iMac makes it great, but it could be greater. My wife is off to my right on her iBook looking at one of the forums she visits. And one of the cats is muttering to himself out near the kitchen.

BlueSky, it would be important in the prosecution of your soon to be apprehended drug smuggler if the women tried to "use their wiles" on you and your crew. "Accidentally" having part of their bathing suit fall off or something would qualify for that. Play along, then provide all the details of their attempted obstructive behavior in your report. Oh, and post pictures, too.

[MacosNerd]

Sitting in my recliner with the food network on, typing this post on my MBP which is on my lap cooking my testicles

[Andy8]

Originally Posted by Peter 

I'm at home, drinking earl grey tea

Exactly.

[Railroader]

In the office at home waiting for my wife to finish her shower and then going to the living room to watch God Grew Tired of Us.

Listening to the Jars of Clay Good Monsters album. "Oh my God" is currently cued up.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Peter 

I'm at home, drinking earl grey tea and listening to the postal service.
You?

Good idea.

[off to making Earl Grey tea]

-t

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

In the office at home waiting for my wife to finish her shower and then going to the living room to watch God Grew Tired of Us.

Listening to the Jars of Clay Good Monsters album. "Oh my God" is currently cued up.

Update: God Grew Tired of Us was excellent. A very interesting documentary on the Sudan problem and culture shock. My only complaint is that it was too short.

[hyteckit]

I'm sitting next to the fireplace half naked with just my boxers on, listening to Michael Bolton and the sound of the rain outside, pondering what I'm going to do with myself.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by hyteckit 

I'm sitting next to the fireplace half naked with just my boxers on, listening to Michael Bolton and the sound of the rain outside, pondering what I'm going to do with myself.

Shoot yourself !

-t

[hyteckit]

Originally Posted by turtle777 

Shoot yourself !

-t

You mean shoot my load?

[philm]

Having a lie in, in a hotel in Stockholm. Great place.

[Jens Peter]

On the couch, having hangovers, watching VH1, debating if I should go out for junkfood or order by phone.... tough dilemma.

[Oisín]

^ Ah, yet again the Danes bring alcohol to the thread

Må jeg foreslå havregrød? En fremragende måde at bekæmpe tømmermændene på

(I just got out of bed, too, but my excuse for not going to bed till 5 AM isn’t that I was out drinking, just that... I don’t know, I just lost track of time, I guess.)

I'm sitting next to the fireplace half naked with just my boxers on, listening to Michael Bolton and the sound of the rain outside, pondering what I'm going to do with myself.

Before you do anything with yourself, I’d suggest violently destroying all evidence that anything related to Michael Dolton ever existed in your house, and stop torturing your ears so.

You’ll probably find it easier to concentrate on finding out what to do with yourself once you’ve done that, too.

[nredman]

earth

[Railroader]

Getting ready for Church.

[ctt1wbw]

Originally Posted by osiris 

On my yacht, surfing the internets whilst sipping a MaiTai from the top of a 500 pound bale of cocaine, with six gorgeous prostitutes hanging off me.

I'm a good cleaner. Need a maid?

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by ctt1wbw 

I'm a good cleaner. Need a maid?

You’re too late—he’s with the Coast Guard now (see above). Unless you happen to be a good lawyer, too, of course.

[N228UA]

Most of my body is in Seoul now but my liver elected to stay behind in Tokyo. Anyone who's been drinking with Koreans will know what I mean

[Cadaver]

Reclining on the sofa, drinking coffee, MacBook in lap, watching my son (7 years old) make spaceships out of legos.

[ctt1wbw]

Originally Posted by N228UA 

Most of my body is in Seoul now but my liver elected to stay behind in Tokyo. Anyone who's been drinking with Koreans will know what I mean

There are no drinkers here. Just alcoholics.

[ghporter]

Right now I'm nursing the last of my coffee and pondering doing homework...yuck. Not that it's hard, it's just a lot of writing on a simple yet vital subject. In other words, just a PITA. Also considering whether to do the homework in my jammies or to shower and dress first. Huge decisions, no? What I'd like to be doing is snuggling on the sofa with my wife, sipping hot cider and watching some sort of DVD or other. Unfortunately she's got stuff to do too. DRAT!

Cadaver, I remember those days. Two words of advice: make sure ALL the Lego is collected before anyone does anything else, and don't give in to the urge to "help" your son and wind up taking over. Been there...

[Cadaver]

Originally Posted by ghporter 

Cadaver, I remember those days. Two words of advice: make sure ALL the Lego is collected before anyone does anything else, and don't give in to the urge to "help" your son and wind up taking over. Been there...

Oh, yeah. Know this routine well. I'm really good at standing over him and "supervising" his lego clean-up routine.

Need more coffee.

[mdc]

In a hotel in San Francisco clicking around the internet before I checkout and fly back to New York.

[vexborg]

Sitting (soft of) in the sofa, watching Top Gear, drinking beer, backing up my MacBook Pro and typing this while being surrounded by cats...

[Oisín]

^ Once again: a Dane replies, and it involves alcohol. We really are predictable, aren’t we?

Right now I'm nursing the last of my coffee

I hope your coffee feels better quickly, then

[ghporter]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

I hope your coffee gets better quickly, then

The coffee is indeed good-I'm just running out of it. Gevalia has such lovely products, and their Dark roast is delicious. But I'm also out of cream, so I am reminded that I need to go to the store and get that and other groceries. Which means I need to get started doing something other than surfing...

[besson3c]

Well, I went out to a field to try to get a goat to eat a tin can, but the owner of the property came outside and starting shooting into the air. I ran away, jumped into my car and drove off. However, since my adrenaline was pumping I didn't realize that I was speeding, and I got pulled over. I thought the cop was really a woman, so I flirted with her and told her that my real name was Alex Foley. He didn't really think I was funny, so I spent a night in prison. I ate some bad prison food which gave me food poisoning, so after I got out I had to rush to the hospital.

In the hospital I took some anal suppositories, and slept for a while after throwing up in the hallway. Then, once I was feeling better I decided to borrow a wheelchair and do some wheelies in the hallway like these guys I saw on TV that were doing all of these tricks in their wheelchairs. So, I did that for a while but then I was asked to leave the hospital. Once I got out, I needed a lift home but I didn't have any cash on me for a taxi. So, I went back into the hospital to offer to sell my semen, but they got really angry and nearly called the cops again!

So, I eventually walked home, but I nearly tripped once on this curb! I started to count my steps, but I got bored with that so I stopped. I did see some graffiti. I was hungry, so I decided to stop and grab some fast food at McDonalds. I saw a homeless guy steal a bunch of napkins and coffee cream, so I told a McDonalds employee, but he didn't seem to care, so I took a bunch of ketchup packets! Then, outside a saw a bunch of birds horsing around, so I threw some ketchup packets at them!

Finally, I got home, but I couldn't find my keys, so I broke into my house. Good thing I don't have an alarm! As soon as I got home I logged into MacNN to write this, because I figured that maybe if I shared this that some people here might like me.

[OldManMac]

Originally Posted by Peter 

I'm at home, drinking earl grey tea and listening to the postal service.
You?

Doesn't Earl get mad when you steal his tea?

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by ghporter 

The coffee is indeed good-I'm just running out of it. Gevalia has such lovely products, and their Dark roast is delicious. But I'm also out of cream, so I am reminded that I need to go to the store and get that and other groceries. Which means I need to get started doing something other than surfing...

’Twas a (bad) pun on the word ‘nurse’ (should perhaps have written, “feels better”, rather than, “gets better”).

Doesn't Earl get mad when you steal his tea?

That was worse than mine.

[mdc]

Now I'm sitting at gate 81 in San Francisco International Airport waiting for my flight.

[vexborg]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

^ Once again: a Dane replies, and it involves alcohol. We really are predictable, aren’t we?

Of course we are

[Jawbone54]

Still sick, lying bed, reading a lot of cheesy jokes.