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Aug 16, 2006, 08:34 PM
 
Or a Jew.

And anything else the Islamic fascists really hate.

God, give me the strength and the opportunity to kill as many Islamic fascists as humanly possible.
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 08:40 PM
 
Okay?

Maybe you should be talking to a priest.

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Aug 16, 2006, 08:43 PM
 
Awe-inspiring.

I.e., insert rickey shakehead emoticon here.
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Aug 16, 2006, 08:46 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
Or a Jew.

And anything else the Islamic fascists really hate.

God, give me the strength and the opportunity to kill as many Islamic fascists as humanly possible.
Every man and woman who believes in freedom should join us.

A large battle results in the total defeat of the rebel army and the capture of many slaves, including Spartacus. Crassus declares that the captives may go free if they will just identify Spartacus. In a powerful scene, they all claim to be him ("I am Spartacus!"), so Crassus has them all crucified, one by one all the way from the battlefield to the gates of Rome. He saves Antoninus and Spartacus for last, but does not recognize the latter.
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Aug 16, 2006, 08:50 PM
 
1/10. And that's being generous.
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Aug 16, 2006, 09:13 PM
 
Originally Posted by Chuckit
1/10. And that's being generous.
CITIZENSHIP IN A REPUBLIC
The Man in the Arena
By Theodore Roosevelt
University of Paris, Sorbonne
April 23, 1910

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat."
THEODORE ROOSEVELT

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Aug 16, 2006, 09:15 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
Or a Jew.

And anything else the Islamic fascists really hate.

God, give me the strength and the opportunity to kill as many Islamic fascists as humanly possible.
I don't know.. nice gesture but it lacks conviction. Can you say it again, but this time with feeling..



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Aug 16, 2006, 09:16 PM
 
I've decided not to decide on deciding.
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Aug 16, 2006, 09:18 PM
 
Originally Posted by mojo2
CITIZENSHIP IN A REPUBLIC
The Man in the Arena
By Theodore Roosevelt
University of Paris, Sorbonne
April 23, 1910



THEODORE ROOSEVELT

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(To the Gorn) "No... no, I won't kill you. Maybe you thought you were protecting yourself... when you attacked the outpost."
(To the Metrons) "No, I won't kill him – do you hear? You'll have to get your entertainment someplace else!"

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Aug 16, 2006, 09:27 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
Or a Jew.

And anything else the Islamic fascists really hate.

God, give me the strength and the opportunity to kill as many Islamic fascists as humanly possible.
Are you sure you aren't the crazy Jewish guy I knew in high school who's life goal was to kill as many Palestinians as he could?
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Aug 16, 2006, 09:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by voodoo
I don't know.. nice gesture but it lacks conviction. Can you say it again, but this time with feeling..



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A rational decision prompted by a bit of emotion is more enduring and trustworthy than an emotional conviction made with just a bit of rationality. Because when the emotions wear away or cool off what is left must be sufficient to carry the day.

As an ancient Kabbalist once said, “The source of all evil is too much head and not enough heart” – one of my favourite quotes. But the corollary to this is that we need both: head as well as heart. You have to get the balance right. Take away empathy and you are left with cold, hard rationality; take away intelligence and you are left floating and rudderless. Indeed, intelligence plus empathy equals wisdom.
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Aug 16, 2006, 09:47 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
And anything else the Islamic fascists really hate.
Judging by the smell, I think you may be pork.
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 09:52 PM
 
And I'm keeping a bag of pork rinds in my pocket.
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 09:53 PM
 
"Whoa, Spliff...is that a bag of bar-b-q pork rinds in yer pocket - or are ya just happy to see me?"
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 09:56 PM
 
Just five minutes until abe posts a profound Thomas Paine quote about pork rinds...

...wait for it...

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Aug 16, 2006, 10:02 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
And I'm keeping a bag of pork rinds in my pocket.
Muslims hate cannibals too.
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 10:12 PM
 
I'll join spliffdaddy in killing the Islamofascists. Scum of the earth.
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 10:19 PM
 
<bandwagon>LETS KILL EM ALL M I RITE?</bandwagon>

I'd choose jew. They have special superhuman powers. It can be used in defeating the evil Islam of HATE.
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 10:24 PM
 
Like I said, kill all the terrorists, hezbollah, etc. Scum of the earth.
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 10:30 PM
 
^ lol good edit
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 10:33 PM
 
Meds running low demo?
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 10:35 PM
 
I say fry the frickin' Islhamma A raabs and maybe fit the Jews in there too. and maybe Rummy.
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 10:37 PM
 
Originally Posted by Kerrigan
Meds running low demo?
How did you get outta yer high chair?
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 10:41 PM
 
Originally Posted by Kerrigan
Meds running low demo?
"Kill them all" is what it originally said. Have something to hide? And I took my meds 5 hours ago so it's not that at all.
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 11:09 PM
 
You lilly-livered appeasers can just continue to bury your heads in the sand...and move your lips and warm your chairs.

I'm going out with guns blazing, yo.
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 11:10 PM
 
"pork rind, anyone?"
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 11:24 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
You lilly-livered appeasers can just continue to bury your heads in the sand...and move your lips and warm your chairs.

I'm going out with guns blazing, yo.

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Aug 16, 2006, 11:24 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
You lilly-livered appeasers can just continue to bury your heads in the sand...and move your lips and warm your chairs.

I'm going out with guns blazing, yo.
You talk the talk but can you walk the walk?
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Aug 16, 2006, 11:26 PM
 
Pork rinds are gross. I'll take some bacon instead.
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Aug 16, 2006, 11:32 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
God, give me the strength and the opportunity to kill as many Islamic fascists as humanly possible.
God, please grant him this one wish.
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 11:33 PM
 
Originally Posted by mojo2
Every man and woman who believes in freedom should join us.
Him too.
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 11:37 PM
 
Originally Posted by Face Ache
God, please grant him this one wish.
Why limit himself to what's humanly possible? Kind of defeats asking God for the help, doesn't it?
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 11:43 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
Or a Jew.

And anything else the Islamic fascists really hate.
So, Islamic fascists guide your religious decisions?
     
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Aug 16, 2006, 11:49 PM
 
Originally Posted by Wiskedjak
So, Islamic fascists guide your religious decisions?
Depends on if it's a Terror Alert Orange day or a Terror Alert Red day.

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Aug 17, 2006, 05:13 AM
 
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
I decided I'm a Christian
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
God, give me the strength and the opportunity to kill as many Islamic fascists as humanly possible.


Doesn't it suffice to be a borderline retarded American redneck?

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Aug 17, 2006, 01:59 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
You lilly-livered appeasers can just continue to bury your heads in the sand...and move your lips and warm your chairs.

I'm going out with guns blazing, yo.
january 2006

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
Amen, brother Pac.

Quick. Somebody hand me a weapon and a ticket to Iran.

If it's martyrdom they seek - I aim to please.

...

I've been oiling the action on my rifle all evening.
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I heard they really hate atheists. Try that.
     
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I decided I can believe it's not butter
     
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You can strap a bunch of sausages to your chest like they do bombs and run through the streets in Iran.
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Don't forget the Mexicans. What religion to Mexicans hate? Might as well throw the French in there someplace.
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Aug 17, 2006, 08:30 PM
 
I don't give a damn about the Mexicans or the French.

Until they start blowing up airliners and killing Westerners in the name of "the religion of peace" - I'll concentrate on the real terrorists, thank you.
     
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Originally Posted by Kr0nos


Doesn't it suffice to be a borderline retarded American redneck?
No, Not according to your mom, at least.
     
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Aug 17, 2006, 09:39 PM
 
I think some of the game boys here would rather make fun of an ideal they can't bring themselves to emulate.

Boys, if everyone is as 'smart' as you are who will be left to defend America?

More to the point, how will you look yourself in the mirror?

Give petty people just a little bit of power and watch how they misuse it! You can't silence the self doubt, can you?
     
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Aug 17, 2006, 10:37 PM
 
Originally Posted by mojo2
I think some of the game boys here would rather make fun of an ideal they can't bring themselves to emulate.

Boys, if everyone is as 'smart' as you are who will be left to defend America?

More to the point, how will you look yourself in the mirror?

Actually, I can't even see myself in the mirror because of all of my manly, warrior chest hair. It's a thicket. I don't even need a flak jacket.

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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
Actually, I can't even see myself in the mirror because of all of my manly, warrior chest hair. It's a thicket. I don't even need a flak jacket.
So what bad thing did you do to deserve that "hair shirt?"

Hair Shirt: an uncomfortable shirt made of coarse animal hair; worn next to the skin as a penance.
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Aug 18, 2006, 02:34 AM
 
Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
No, Not according to your mom, at least.
True, she has a lot higher standard, which can't really be said about your mom.

/obvious

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