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Kevin · Dec 4, 2005, 11:33 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...0&q=9+year+old

9 years old.

If I were to say and 1/8 of what he did, I would have never seen that gaming system again.

Man.. what a spoiled brat.

besson3c · Dec 4, 2005, 11:41 PM

I can't remember where I saw this before, but I think there was a thread about this very video months ago..

Pretty crazy though, and quite disturbing.

KeriVit · Dec 4, 2005, 11:44 PM

I wouldn't have a mouth left after the first few words... never mind the gaming system.

Kevin · Dec 4, 2005, 11:46 PM

Yeah that too. My mom would have never touched me. But if my dad was there, or when he found out about it...

I'd have gotten the taste smacked out of my mouth.

KeriVit · Dec 4, 2005, 11:50 PM

I should also point out that whether I was gonna get smacked or not, I wouldn't have talked that way anyway. I had far too much respect for adults to even consider it.

Kevin · Dec 5, 2005, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by KeriVit

I should also point out that whether I was gonna get smacked or not, I wouldn't have talked that way anyway. I had far too much respect for adults to even consider it.

Same here.. to this day I don't think my parents have ever heard me say a "bad word"

And I am 32.

DeathToWindows · Dec 5, 2005, 12:07 AM

someone, please break the system over the kid's head

Spliff · Dec 5, 2005, 12:11 AM

The little punk is like that because his dumbass, hippy parents let him be that way.

Dec 5, 2005, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by Spliff

The little punk is like that because his dumbass, hippy parents let him be that way.

If his stupid mother would stop trying to be his friend and start trying to be his parent, he might have a chance.

jcadam · Dec 5, 2005, 12:34 AM

Thanks for your interest in Google Video.

Currently, the playback feature of Google Video isn't available in your country.

We hope to make this feature available more widely in the future, and we really appreciate your patience. :/

Meh.

Rolling Bones · Dec 5, 2005, 12:41 AM

What's this thread about?

?

ApplCmptrDood · Dec 5, 2005, 12:42 AM

I saw that about a week ago. WTF is with the chocolate milk anyway...

subego · Dec 5, 2005, 01:40 AM

WTF is he saying? I can't make any of it out.

Cubeoid · Dec 5, 2005, 02:38 AM

That was the biggest waste of 25 seconds of my life. Kevin, I would like my 25 seconds of my life back.

Doofy · Dec 5, 2005, 03:28 AM

Judging by the thread title, I was expecting a pic of Ca$hy boy.

Kevin · Dec 5, 2005, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

That was the biggest waste of 25 seconds of my life. Kevin, I would like my 25 seconds of my life back.

Just go on AIM and repeat your name to someone about 25 times.

It will bring it all back.

Cubeoid · Dec 5, 2005, 07:54 AM

Jeez Kevin. Jeez. I mean... just... Jeez.

wuzup101 · Dec 5, 2005, 12:35 PM

Sad to say but that's a result of his parents. If I ever told my mom that I "wanted some mother ****ing chocolate milk" I would be pistol whipped by my father (I guess maybe that would add to the game for this kid possibly). Seriously thuogh, if that were my child he wouldn't be leaving the house for a very long time... and he damn sure wouldn't have xbox anymore... I would take it to the target range...

Kr0nos · Dec 5, 2005, 12:46 PM

Uhhh, ahhhhhh. Beating up on a 9 year old kid is so damn manly.

Kr0nos · Dec 5, 2005, 12:47 PM

Fu<kin' Forum

/please don't spank me (unless you're Gwen Stefani, or Jessica Biel...then you can do pretty much anything you want...to me)

MindFad · Dec 5, 2005, 12:54 PM

I can't even tell what the kid is saying.

himself · Dec 5, 2005, 01:04 PM

That kid would be in a coma...

and i'd be in jail for child abuse. Oh well.

Shaddim · Dec 5, 2005, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Kr0nos

Uhhh, ahhhhhh. Beating up on a 9 year old kid is so damn manly.

Beating, no. Spanking, yes. A leather strap across his legs, followed by being grounded for a month, would do him some good.

pathogen · Dec 5, 2005, 01:31 PM

How can anyone make out what he's saying? Is that English? I just hear mud under music and the occassional "I want"...

gururafiki · Dec 5, 2005, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by wuzup101

Sad to say but that's a result of his parents.

Exactly. This reminds me of Dudley in the Harry Potter books.

Y3a · Dec 5, 2005, 02:12 PM

Mom should have unplugged his game, and spanked him for the filthy mouth, then she should throw out anything that could be used to make chocolate milk, (too much sugar anyway) and sold his game and spent it on kiddy boot camp.

jcadam · Dec 5, 2005, 03:39 PM

My dad would have grabbed the xbox and launched it into the nearest wall. Then he would have picked me up, with one arm, by the jawbone, pulled me up to eye level, and explained to me why it's not nice to call your mom a b!tch.

BasketofPuppies · Dec 5, 2005, 03:54 PM

Originally Sung by "Weird Al" Yankovic
I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk
Back in my time, we had a thing called "discipline"

My dad would whup us every night till a quarter after twelve
Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whup ourselves
Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain
And let me tell you, junior, you never heard me complain
When I was your age

That's tough.

jasonsRX7 · Dec 5, 2005, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by MacNStein

Beating, no. Spanking, yes. A leather strap across his legs, followed by being grounded for a month, would do him some good.

IceEnclosure · Dec 5, 2005, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by gururafiki

Exactly. This reminds me of Dudley in the Harry Potter books.

you remind me of Dudley from Diff'rent Strokes:

Kerrigan · Dec 5, 2005, 05:35 PM

Would somebody please tell me what he is saying? Others have also asked.

I can't understand a thing the kid is saying, except for "yer messin me up mammy!!"

pathogen · Dec 5, 2005, 05:36 PM

How about walking up to the kid and pouring the chocolate milk over his head and hopefully ruin his headphones?

It reminds me of Cartman yelling at his mom to bring his Cheesy-poofs. (And isn't the Al Yankovic song a total rip-off of a monty python skit?)

AND I still don't know what he said. I need someone who speaks Southern to write a transcription.

Oisín · Dec 5, 2005, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by pathogen

How can anyone make out what he's saying? Is that English? I just hear mud under music and the occassional "I want"...

I just hear “You're messin' me up... NO! You're messin' me up, mom” constantly. Plus, Google video is so slow, I didn't bother waiting for the rest to buffer.

But judging by the rest of the comments in this thread, I can conject that this kid belongs to that group of kids into whom his parents never managed to induce any kind of respect. Parents who can't bring about some respect in their children have no business being parents. I can't remember being spanked more than two or three times in my life, but I would never speak to my parents (or anyone else, for that matter) like that.

Oisín · Dec 5, 2005, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by pathogen

It reminds me of Cartman yelling at his mom to bring his Cheesy-poofs. (And isn't the Al Yankovic song a total rip-off of a monty python skit?)

Yup.

BasketofPuppies · Dec 5, 2005, 05:53 PM

Also,

Originally Sung by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Didn't have Nintendo
We just poured salt on snails

Rolling Bones · Dec 5, 2005, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by Rolling Bones

What's this thread about?

?

What's this thread about?

teney7 · Dec 5, 2005, 06:20 PM

man, i would love to kick the crap out of that kid...!

wdlove · Dec 5, 2005, 06:25 PM

Parents need training prior to having a child.

Ozmodiar · Dec 5, 2005, 07:07 PM

Yeah I couldn't make a word out of what was being said. Video playback is apparently the one thing Google sucks at (never had a good experience with it).

I agree with the people who have said the kid needs a timeout and a black eye.

Kevin · Dec 5, 2005, 07:16 PM

Now I watch it again.. it kinda makes me sad. :/

Miniryu · Dec 5, 2005, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by Y3a

Mom should have unplugged his game, and spanked him for the filthy mouth, then she should throw out anything that could be used to make chocolate milk, (too much sugar anyway) and sold his game and spent it on kiddy boot camp.

If this was the kind of mom that did that sort of thing this kid would never have dared to speak that way in the first place.

Oisín · Dec 5, 2005, 07:52 PM

*posting here in an attempt to get Miniryu's post to show up*

(Hmph, didn't even work. What utter humbug.)

Edit again: Boom tsk, there it is!

scaught · Dec 5, 2005, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by wdlove

Parents need training prior to having a child.

agreed.

this video (and most videogame videos) make me think of leeeeeeeeeeeeroy jenkins!

KeriVit · Dec 6, 2005, 12:38 AM

For those who can't understand, listen to the whole thing, it gets more clear, unfortunately

BasketofPuppies · Dec 6, 2005, 10:17 PM

It could be worse. At least he's not an obsessed Nintendo fan.

Kevin · Dec 6, 2005, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by BasketofPuppies

It could be worse. At least he's not an obsessed Nintendo fan.

No, he is still worse.

tooki · Dec 6, 2005, 10:37 PM

The thing is, the kid in the original post had to have learned that language from somewhere -- and my guess is the parents.

tooki

Kevin · Dec 6, 2005, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by tooki

The thing is, the kid in the original post had to have learned that language from somewhere -- and my guess is the parents.

tooki

Same here.

tooki · Dec 6, 2005, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by BasketofPuppies

It could be worse. At least he's not an obsessed Nintendo fan.

Cute, but this predates that by quite a bit: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nintendoacapella.html

tooki

P.S. And you have to admit that the Mario games had fantastic game music.

BasketofPuppies · Dec 6, 2005, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by tooki

P.S. And you have to admit that the Mario games had fantastic game music.

Doesn't make it any less creepy and obsessive to put on costumes and perform rearranged versions.