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besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 10:45 PM

What did you dress as, and did you have sex?

design219 · 10:57 PM

1. A tired dad escorting his kids around trick or treating.
2. No, mom's tired too. (my wife, that is)

brassplayersrock² · Oct 31, 2007, 10:53 PM

if halloween fell on a sunday; would you stay at home design219?

design219 · Oct 31, 2007, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

if halloween fell on a sunday; would you stay at home design219?

No, why?

brassplayersrock² · Oct 31, 2007, 10:57 PM

*looks at you: looks at your signature; looks back at you*

design219 · Oct 31, 2007, 10:59 PM

Like I said, I'm tired. I'm not following you.

*edit*

Duoh!

stwain2003 · Oct 31, 2007, 11:00 PM

I dressed as Gene Simmons, and then my sister bailed on letting me take my nephew around. And I'm 15, so no.

brassplayersrock² · Oct 31, 2007, 11:01 PM

your sig: "stay home sunday... save 10%!" my question to you: "if a halloween fell on a sunday, would you stay home?"

is your signature meant to be taken literally or no?

design219 · Oct 31, 2007, 11:02 PM

Ok, this is why I'm not getting any tonight. I'm slow.

brassplayersrock² · 11:12 PM

besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by design219

Ok, this is why I'm not getting any tonight. I'm slow.

By "any" do you mean female genitals?

design219 · Oct 31, 2007, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

By "any" do you mean female genitals?

yeah, I got plenty of the kids candy.

brassplayersrock² · Oct 31, 2007, 11:13 PM

by kids candy, do you mean....

design219 · Oct 31, 2007, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

by kids candy, do you mean....

SpaceMonkey · Oct 31, 2007, 11:19 PM

I was at a bar with some co-workers.

Part of the bar was marked off as for a "private party" where more people were actually dressed up. At one point some moron in an America's Future Foundation shirt (it read "Afflete" -- I first mistakenly thought it was some sort of Ben Affleck reference) asked for everyone's attention and announced that there were two "heroes" in our presence. He introduced a couple of lawyers who are apparently suing DC pro bono on some sort of gun rights case.*** At that point, there was a lot of drunken yelling at him and his friends to stop talking so we could enjoy our booze.

***This is not intended to be a political statement, only a statement on the inappropriateness of making a political statement in a bar on Halloween.

Buckaroo · Nov 1, 2007, 12:05 AM

Pictures please.

Laminar · Nov 1, 2007, 02:22 AM

Since I only got to wear this once before, I broke out the same costume as last year. Had a party with a few friends with some food and drink. Had a really good carmel apple-tini. The GF was a bit tipsy, which made for a fun time.

That was last year. This year's aren't up on facebook yet.

JonoMarshall · Nov 1, 2007, 05:37 AM

Freddie Krugered myself and met two gals, heh.

matty-uk · Nov 1, 2007, 06:18 AM

didn't dress up and yes

RAILhead · Nov 1, 2007, 07:17 AM

This was my costume -- and I actually won the Best Costume door prize (for obvious reasons):

sek929 · Nov 1, 2007, 12:49 PM

I was drunk from Thursday to Sunday so I just stayed in last night and watched Æon Flux episodes with the babe.

Due to heavy lifting all yesterday my core was extremely sore, so no to question 2.

peeb · Nov 1, 2007, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

Due to heavy lifting all yesterday my core was extremely sore,

By heavy lifting, do you mean ... oh, never mind.

cjrivera · Nov 1, 2007, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by JonoMarshall

Freddie Krugered myself and met two gals, heh.

By Freddie Krugered myself, do you mean... oh never mind.

Captain Obvious · Nov 1, 2007, 04:06 PM

I did not wear a costume and using the Clintonian definition of sex i did not have any.

peeb · Nov 1, 2007, 04:29 PM

What do mean by 'did'?

besson3c · Nov 2, 2007, 12:45 PM

Let's keep this thread alive until next Halloween... Post your post-Halloween and pre-next Halloween sex stories here.

design219 · Nov 2, 2007, 01:28 PM

Hey besson3c, what about you? You didn't give your answer.

besson3c · Nov 2, 2007, 01:45 PM

I dressed up as a guy that decided not to dress up for Halloween, and no sex for me, I was too busy tweaking out my costume, although several trick or treaters wanted to do me.

brassplayersrock² · Nov 2, 2007, 02:35 PM

osiris · Nov 2, 2007, 03:10 PM

I went to the Halloween parade, ate about 10lbs of candy, had sex, then passed out.

I'm really in it for the candy though, I wasn't allowed the stuff as a kid.

But now I can have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

brassplayersrock² · Nov 2, 2007, 03:11 PM

"But now I can have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner."
the candy or the sex? ooo, or both?

osiris · Nov 2, 2007, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

"But now I can have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner."
the candy or the sex? ooo, or both?

Now that you mention 'it' - BOTH!!

brassplayersrock² · Nov 2, 2007, 03:25 PM

osiris · Nov 2, 2007, 03:27 PM

aw c'mon, really bad jokes can be really bad.

Laminar · Nov 2, 2007, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

Could you do that for the joke you made earlier, too?

Buckaroo · Nov 2, 2007, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Since I only got to wear this once before, I broke out the same costume as last year. Had a party with a few friends with some food and drink. Had a really good carmel apple-tini. The GF was a bit tipsy, which made for a fun time.

That was last year. This year's aren't up on facebook yet.

This is actually good. They all have smiles. Good job.

ghporter · Nov 2, 2007, 10:36 PM

I was a Scottsman, kilt and all, at a party a few days before. We had some really great costumes there too-my favorite was a young lady who dressed as Jeanie from "I Dream of Jeanie." Wow! Oh and one couple came as Lego pieces-I'm going to have to get them to look at Laminar's picture for next year!

On the actual day, I was "the guy handing out candy, sitting next to the lady with the huge dog." There were a ton of little kids in our neighborhood, with lots of princesses, stormtroopers, Vaders, Spideys, and so on.

besson3c · Nov 3, 2007, 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by ghporter

I was a Scottsman, kilt and all, at a party a few days before. We had some really great costumes there too-my favorite was a young lady who dressed as Jeanie from "I Dream of Jeanie." Wow! Oh and one couple came as Lego pieces-I'm going to have to get them to look at Laminar's picture for next year!

On the actual day, I was "the guy handing out candy, sitting next to the lady with the huge dog." There were a ton of little kids in our neighborhood, with lots of princesses, stormtroopers, Vaders, Spideys, and so on.

I see you very skilfully and adeptly avoided the second part of my original question

ghporter · Nov 3, 2007, 10:24 AM

I have sex every day-it doesn't change, either. Ohhhhhhhh...... Did I "have sex" in the other meaning? Ain't tellin'.