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One Of THE Weirdest Situations Ever {toilet seat fusion}
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Woah. That MacBook must have had some stunning battery management going on.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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That's one serious turd!
If she'd sat there so long her skin had started to grow around the toilet, had she even washed in 2 years?
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To be honest, I don't believe the 2 years.
That just sounds like crazy talk.
Can you imagine the smell ?
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guess the boyfriend wasn't getting any for two years
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Originally Posted by abbaZaba
guess the boyfriend wasn't getting any FROM HER for two years
Fixed for minor detail
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I hope she had a TV as that sounds super boring.
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Yeah, I'm sure she planned that and had the bathroom appropriately pimped: 60" flat screen TV, PS and WII, microwave, own brewery etc...
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Is it sit just me, or are everyone else's hemorrhoids itching now, too?
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Originally Posted by RAILhead
Is it sit just me, or are everyone else's hemorrhoids itching now, too?
You *feel* EVERYONE'S hemorrhoids itching ?
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The lesson here is never eat at Taco Bell.
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Been there, done that.
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I wonder if Sheriff Whipple is investigating any alleged squeezing of the Charmin.
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wow just think about that.. think of everything that went on during those two years. Wow, it feels wierd when you are gone for a few weeks, but this is just unbeliavable. You got my vote for wierdest situation ever
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Originally Posted by CollinG3G4
Pound to be from Kansas™
Pound of you™
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I enjoy a good trip to the toilet as much as the next guy, but this is slightly excessive. Thanks for the link...I'll be using that.
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Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Wait a minute!
Where did the boyfriend go to use the restroom? I'm thinking this situation might've been even more bizarre than I first thought...
See where I'm going with this?
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Yeah, I'm sure she planned that and had the bathroom appropriately pimped: 60" flat screen TV, PS and WII, microwave, own brewery etc...
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I'm guessing NOT a Wii. Too much work.
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
Where did the boyfriend go to use the restroom? I'm thinking this situation might've been even more bizarre than I first thought...
To his g/f's bathroom.
The *other* g/f, that is.
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?
Water closet?
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Wow. This title of this thread is actually correct.
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I somehow can't believe this story is even real. I mean how can the boyfriend go to bed every night knowing his gf is in the other room sitting on the can for 2 years, bring her food, clean up and not tell anyone. I can't comprehend how anyone can sit like that for 2 years and not move and avoid going completely insane from boredom.
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I'm guessing she was the size of a water buffalo. Doesn't that go without saying?
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I see no crime here, if the woman wanted to stay in the bathroom, why would anyone press charges on the boyfriend for letting her?
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Is failing to act in order to prevent suffering a crime?
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Originally Posted by LegendaryPinkOx
I see no crime here, if the woman wanted to stay in the bathroom, why would anyone press charges on the boyfriend for letting her?
Because she is obviously suffering from mental problems.
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Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES
I somehow can't believe this story is even real. I mean how can the boyfriend go to bed every night knowing his gf is in the other room sitting on the can for 2 years, bring her food, clean up and not tell anyone. I can't comprehend how anyone can sit like that for 2 years and not move and avoid going completely insane from boredom.
Apparently she hadn't been sitting on the toilet for two years, or anywhere near that for that matter. She was moving around freely, he brought her fresh clothes, food and drink. She was just not leaving the bathroom - the sitting on the toilet appears to be a habit that was acquired fairly recently. It looks like she had a history of mental illness and that her boyfriend had been looking after her for 16 years.
Looks to me like he was just ill prepared to deal with the reality that this time she really needed professional help. But if you're without the means to pay for it, or without insurance, then what do you do?
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Originally Posted by Mastrap
Apparently she hadn't been sitting on the toilet for two years, or anywhere near that for that matter.
Hmm, I wonder how long it takes for a toilet seat to grow into your ass and your legs to go paralyzed though.
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Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES
Hmm, I wonder how long it takes for a toilet seat to grow into your ass and your legs to go paralyzed though.
The muscles in her leg had cramped around the seat, holding the seat to her legs.
As per usual, the facts are far less fun than the fiction that tends to grow around cases like this.
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Originally Posted by Tiresias
Is failing to act in order to prevent suffering a crime?
According to the Seinfeld finale...
Yes.
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Originally Posted by Mastrap
Looks to me like he was just ill prepared to deal with the reality that this time she really needed professional help. But if you're without the means to pay for it, or without insurance, then what do you do?
That's usually not an issue -- the reluctance is part of the illness. Boyfriend was codependent/enabling obviously, just as sick as she was.
But I guess I don't watch enough propaganda TV: Right, it was lack of INSURANCE that caused this. Vote Obama, and he'll fix it!
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The mental graphic of this situation is more horrific than an episode of Jerry Springer
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