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What is your favorite Homer Simpson quote?
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The any key? Where is they any key?
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Alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
Alcohol is a way of life. Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
My mottos.
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"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
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"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!"
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Originally Posted by macfantn
The any key? Where is they any key?
As Simpson-quotes go, that one is wholly unoriginal 
I prefer: "Alcohol - the cause of and the solution to all of life's problems" myself.
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NOW YOU SEE ME! 2.4 MBP and 2.0 MBP (running ubuntu)
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Marge: i think the money should be spent on something the whole town can be proud of.
Homer: like a giant billboard that says no fat chicks!
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NOW YOU SEE ME! 2.4 MBP and 2.0 MBP (running ubuntu)
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"possessions are fleeting."
it's perhaps more funny as re-applied when homer drives into something in the game 'simpsons hit & run'.
another favorite is "okay brain, you don't like me, and i don't like you, so let's get this over with so i can resume killing you with alcohol."
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"silly rabbit, kicks are for ribs"
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Dondelinger: Alright here are your exams, fifty questions true or false.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Homer I was just describing the test.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Look Homer just take the test and you'll do fine.
Homer: False.
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"It's weird the way 'finger puppets' sounds ok as a noun..."
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"I don't know... internet?"
When answering any question you aren't sure of.
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Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
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As a Kansas City Chiefs fan, this was always my favorite:
Marge (after Homer and Marge discover they have been given the Denver Broncos as a gift): "What? I think owning the Broncos is a good thing."
Homer: "Ugh, Marge, you just don't understand football."
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"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
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"mmmm donut"
also, not a homer quote, but from the simpsons nonetheless..
"smells like burning!"
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"You people have stood in my way long enough... I'm going to Clown College!"
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"Homer no function beer well without."
"Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place, full of fire and brimstone, and there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt."
"Marge, where's that... metal... deely... you use to... dig?"
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Last edited by BasketofPuppies; Nov 28, 2005 at 05:39 AM.
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inscrutable impenetrable impregnable inconceivable
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The internet? That thing's still around? 
and...
They got the internet on computers, now?
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"OK brain, you don't like me and I don't like you, but lets get through this and then I can get back to killing you with beer."
"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-a-r-t, s-m-r-t, I mean s-m-a-r-t..."
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It'll be much easier if you just comply.
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I like pizza, I like bagels,
I like hot gods with mustard and beer
I'll eat eggplant,
I could even eat a baby deer
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?
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"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
NFL guy: "Hello, sir. I represent the Arizona Cardinals."
Homer: "Keep walkin'..."
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Any ramblings are entirely my own, and do not represent those of my employers, coworkers, friends, or species
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Who woulda thought a Nuclear Reactor would be so complicated?!?
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<After Stampy (Bart's elephant) spits Homer back out>
Now I've had my head in an Elephant, a Hippo, and a Giant Sloth.
<Halloween episode where Mr. Burns is Dracula>
Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells....now lets go back to that....building thingy...where our food and beds....is
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"Shut up, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"
"I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my homosexuals flaming."
"Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!"
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"It's weird the way 'finger puppets' sounds ok as a noun..."
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"Argh! Heart attack! Ahhhhh, baaaacon."
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Originally Posted by ism
"Jebus save me"
And the Family Guy quote:
"Huh. Hey, did you ever notice this? On page 375 it says 'Jebus.' It's supposed to be Jesus, right?"
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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One of my favorites. It requires some conversation...
Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
Lisa: What are we gonna have?
Homer: Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart: Poison pizza.
Homer: Oh, no! I'm not making two stops!
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For their first date, Homer & Marge go to see Empire Strikes Back. After watching the movie Homer walks past a line of people waiting to see the next showing.
Homer: "Oh boy! What a movie! Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?!"
The people in line start yelling at Homer for giving away the surprise ending.
A dog is chasing Bart and Homer tries to distract it by throwing meat at him. The plan backfires as the dog devours the meat in one quick gulp and continues to chase Bart.
Homer: "Run boy! Run! He has the taste for meat now!"
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Slick shoes?! Are you crazy?!
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I'm always a fan of his "lifelong dreams"
Marge, you're standing in the way of my lifelong dream of managing a beautiful country singer!
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Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song. I hate when people do that!
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It'll be much easier if you just comply.
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"I call the big one bitey."
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"I call the big one bitey."
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"I call the big one bitey."
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Homer: "Hey! This lesbian bar doesn't have any fire exits! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!"
Woman: "What was was her problem?"
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Bump to get posts to show up.
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"Oh, used grease is worth money, eh? Then my arteries are filled with liquid gold!"
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"Marge, quick, how many kids do we have? No time, I'll just estimate. Nine!"
And for jebus's sake, please fix the typo in that first quote!
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When you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say "live and let live."
But if this ever changing world, in which we live in, makes you give in and cry, say "live and let die."
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Originally Posted by ajprice
"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-a-r-t, s-m-r-t, I mean s-m-a-r-t..."
So I was listening to the commentary on the DVDs and it seems that was a genuine mistake.
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"First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."
"No! I wanted to die choking on food!"
"Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
"Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!"
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I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because then you won't learn anything.
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Comic Book Guy: I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobit modem to a 1.5 megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Do you offer a ISP that is compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer: <stares blankly> Can I have some money now?
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"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed! That's the American way!"
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