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“**** yo seat belt.”
     
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Completely disagree.
     
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Dec 22, 2017, 03:00 PM
 
Which do you disagree with? That the queen should, or should not, give any f***s about seatbelts?
     
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Dec 22, 2017, 04:05 PM
 
Originally Posted by andi*pandi View Post
Which do you disagree with? That the queen should, or should not, give any f***s about seatbelts?
Lately I'm seeing more of these newbie 1-post, 1-shot deals...
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Dec 22, 2017, 04:25 PM
 
“Off with their heads!”
     
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Dec 23, 2017, 08:48 AM
 
Expect either post edited later for spam content, added signature spam, or this is just testing the waters to verify that the account is capable of posting before going on a paid spamming spree overnight/holidays.
     
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Dec 23, 2017, 01:08 PM
 
Oh can I go on a paid spamming spree? I'd love to get creative with spam. Let's try this:

Buy my damn tractors or go to hell! Seriously they work just fine, I just need to get rid of these damn things

Buy two - 50% off --- otherwise you suck 4life bruh

Ultra high strength stomach relief --- so nice you'll sh*t the bed twice
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Originally Posted by And.reg View Post
Ultra high strength stomach relief --- so nice you'll sh*t the bed twice
     
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Dec 30, 2017, 02:29 PM
 
This one time, at Boot Camp, I stuck a flute up my PC.
     
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Dec 30, 2017, 05:06 PM
 
I bought something off Amazon, the first item in many months. My prime membership had expired, so I had to pay for shipping. I ordered Monday, supposed to get it by Friday at checkout, but only received email saying will receive by Sunday. Saturday is here and Amazon says something happened and my package will be delayed and they are refunding my shipping charges. That is nice, but I'm ordering off Walmart from now on.
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Dec 30, 2017, 08:55 PM
 
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present our winner...

     
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Whoops! Wrong thread!
     
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Dec 31, 2017, 07:09 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
“Off with their heads!”
Reminds me of my favorite story from high school.

I went to a small Christian school, but many of the students were "troubled," shall we say. One year they decided to do an Easter production. During the part where Jesus stood before Pilate and the crowd screamed, "Crucify Him!" one of my friends waited for the noise to die down and screamed, "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" Dead silence for about ten seconds.

We never had an Easter drama again.
     
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It would make stigmata a much bigger drag.
     
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
Reminds me of my favorite story from high school.

I went to a small Christian school, but many of the students were "troubled," shall we say. One year they decided to do an Easter production. During the part where Jesus stood before Pilate and the crowd screamed, "Crucify Him!" one of my friends waited for the noise to die down and screamed, "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" Dead silence for about ten seconds.

We never had an Easter drama again.
"Welease Bwian!" would have been funnier.
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
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Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep View Post
"Welease Bwian!" would have been funnier.
................you're 100% right.
     
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Jan 5, 2018, 08:37 AM
 
This one time, at Boot Camp, I stuck a flute up my PC.
     
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Jan 5, 2018, 02:20 PM
 
Kmart still exists?
     
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Jan 6, 2018, 06:49 PM
 
This one time, at Boot Camp, I stuck a flute up my PC.
     
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Jan 15, 2018, 04:42 PM
 
Science at its best: Rat poison from pot farms poisoning owls

Houston Police Department is searching for a man suspected to be behind a string of robberies. That may not be too difficult since the suspect has a tattoo of his SSN on his face

Here's a review of KoJa Kitchen, scroll down to #8:
My hubs had a spicy chicken bowel and he LOVED it.
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Jan 15, 2018, 06:51 PM
 
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
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Jan 15, 2018, 08:59 PM
 
When there’s a fire, just slide down!
     
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Jan 16, 2018, 07:19 PM
 
This would get a 10-second Jay Leno spot:
Small-town police chief in Livingston Parish misused credit card, might've broken law
Gee, ya think?
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Jan 19, 2018, 06:28 PM
 
Laziness rules...

I'll explain why later
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Jan 20, 2018, 02:44 PM
 
I never found the rules for being lazy that complicated, though if you want to ask, I’ll go through them.

You can even consider me a question authority on this matter.
     
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Jan 20, 2018, 03:31 PM
 
I must inform you that our Department of Laziness has been shut down until further notice.
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Jan 20, 2018, 04:07 PM
 
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
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Jan 20, 2018, 05:36 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post


“**** yo seat belt.”
So, I’m wondering if the Queen has her royal mechanics yank out the seatbelt sensor, or she keeps a buckle in the glovebox.
     
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Jan 20, 2018, 07:38 PM
 
or she can't hear the beeping and DGAF?
     
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Jan 20, 2018, 09:08 PM
 
Its probably a 1987 Range Rover.
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"We shall not be restrained"
     
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Jan 22, 2018, 04:37 AM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
So, I’m wondering if the Queen has her royal mechanics yank out the seatbelt sensor, or she keeps a buckle in the glovebox.
In my mind, it is one of those loose buckles with a beer opener.

(yanking out the seatbelt sensor is very very stupid on any modern car for a lot of different reasons, including the fact that the car will complain even more about that)
The new Mac Pro has up to 30 MB of cache inside the processor itself. That's more than the HD in my first Mac. Somehow I'm still running out of space.
     
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Jan 22, 2018, 02:03 PM
 
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yanking out the seatbelt sensor is very very stupid on any modern car for a lot of different reasons, including the fact that the car will complain even more about that
This right here is how a Royal Mechanic ends up herding sheep in the Falklands.
     
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Jan 22, 2018, 02:27 PM
 
https://j.gifs.com/XoqVRW.gif

Edit: removed the embed. This gif is annoyingly wide.

Edit2: this link seems to thrash some people’s computers... click at your own risk.
( Last edited by subego; Jan 24, 2018 at 04:07 PM. )
     
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Jan 22, 2018, 07:11 PM
 
^^^^

wth???

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Jan 22, 2018, 08:30 PM
 
Is that taken using the latest Potato Cam (tm)?
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Jan 22, 2018, 09:30 PM
 
It’s in Vietnam, so it’s a coconut cam.
     
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Jan 23, 2018, 02:38 PM
 
Originally Posted by P View Post
In my mind, it is one of those loose buckles with a beer opener.

(yanking out the seatbelt sensor is very very stupid on any modern car for a lot of different reasons, including the fact that the car will complain even more about that)
I don't think that's a "modern" Range Rover.
     
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The Queen is way frugal.
     
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Jan 23, 2018, 07:31 PM
 
Most 'proper' Range Rover owners are. We aren't talking posers in £100k sport models that never see anything but asphalt, I mean multi-millionaire farmers and estate owners who buy a new one once every three decades or so.
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
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Do they still make “utility” Range Rovers?
     
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Jan 24, 2018, 02:10 AM
 
I really like Vietnam, but I hate getting the visa there. The visa covers an entire passport page and they stamp it on an entirely different page right in the middle, causing other people to stamp other pages, thus wasting valuable passport pages.

edit: I travel a lot, so conserving passport pages is very important. I dont see why Vietnam can't just be a Visa free country.
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Jan 24, 2018, 02:19 AM
 
The new G-wagon looks great, but I would prefer more of a physical dashboard with some LCD elements instead of making the entire dashboard one giant LCD element. One reason is texture. Being able to see and touch elements of a car is important. That is why I insist my kitchen and bathroom tiles have some sort of texture (I go barefoot in house).
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Originally Posted by mindwaves View Post
I really like Vietnam, but I hate getting the visa there. The visa covers an entire passport page and they stamp it on an entirely different page right in the middle, causing other people to stamp other pages, thus wasting valuable passport pages.
Last I was in the US, they stamped my passport in the same way on entry. Back when we had visas towards the US, they also stamped it in that exact way - right in the middle of a page - and the Chinese visa is the same (although it is a sticker of sorts instead of stamp, and it has enough info to fill the page anyway).

edit: I travel a lot, so conserving passport pages is very important. I dont see why Vietnam can't just be a Visa free country.
I am sure they would love to be, so... write your congressman? Maybe wait for a less xenophobic administration first, though.
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Jan 24, 2018, 03:39 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
https://j.gifs.com/XoqVRW.gif

Edit: removed the embed. This gif is annoyingly wide.
Why do you link to that? What's annoying is that it locked up my browser Safari on 10.13.3 and heated up my laptop's CPU to 203F. What is that?
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Originally Posted by And.reg View Post
Why do you link to that? What's annoying is that it locked up my browser Safari on 10.13.3 and heated up my laptop's CPU to 203F. What is that?
Random ridiculousness, dude.

It’s the same gif I embedded, which was riding the image resizer kinda hard.

All I did was yank the IMG tags.


I edited a warning into the post.
     
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^^^^

Nice recovery!

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Jan 25, 2018, 02:40 PM
 
It’s like, if you’ve been gifted with the talent to pull off that kinda Mario Kart shit, how do you **** up that badly in the first place?

That white car takes the opportunity of not dying to nope right out.
     
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Jan 25, 2018, 02:58 PM
 
kind of mesmerizing.

also reminds me of spinning out in snow several years ago. Amazing no one hit me. Then again, roads weren't crowded due to snow.
     
 
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