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Dec 22, 2017, 01:09 AM
 


“**** yo seat belt.”
     
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Dec 22, 2017, 03:26 AM
 
Completely disagree.
     
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Dec 22, 2017, 04:00 PM
 
Which do you disagree with? That the queen should, or should not, give any f***s about seatbelts?
     
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Dec 22, 2017, 05:05 PM
 
Originally Posted by andi*pandi View Post
Which do you disagree with? That the queen should, or should not, give any f***s about seatbelts?
Lately I'm seeing more of these newbie 1-post, 1-shot deals...
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Dec 22, 2017, 05:25 PM
 
“Off with their heads!”
     
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Dec 23, 2017, 09:48 AM
 
Expect either post edited later for spam content, added signature spam, or this is just testing the waters to verify that the account is capable of posting before going on a paid spamming spree overnight/holidays.
     
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Dec 23, 2017, 02:08 PM
 
Oh can I go on a paid spamming spree? I'd love to get creative with spam. Let's try this:

Buy my damn tractors or go to hell! Seriously they work just fine, I just need to get rid of these damn things

Buy two - 50% off --- otherwise you suck 4life bruh

Ultra high strength stomach relief --- so nice you'll sh*t the bed twice
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Dec 23, 2017, 02:27 PM
 
Originally Posted by And.reg View Post
Ultra high strength stomach relief --- so nice you'll sh*t the bed twice
     
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Dec 30, 2017, 03:29 PM
 
This one time, at Boot Camp, I stuck a flute up my PC.
     
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Dec 30, 2017, 06:06 PM
 
I bought something off Amazon, the first item in many months. My prime membership had expired, so I had to pay for shipping. I ordered Monday, supposed to get it by Friday at checkout, but only received email saying will receive by Sunday. Saturday is here and Amazon says something happened and my package will be delayed and they are refunding my shipping charges. That is nice, but I'm ordering off Walmart from now on.
{{{ mindwaves }}}
     
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Dec 30, 2017, 09:55 PM
 
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present our winner...

     
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Dec 31, 2017, 11:33 AM
 
Whoops! Wrong thread!
     
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Dec 31, 2017, 08:09 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
“Off with their heads!”
Reminds me of my favorite story from high school.

I went to a small Christian school, but many of the students were "troubled," shall we say. One year they decided to do an Easter production. During the part where Jesus stood before Pilate and the crowd screamed, "Crucify Him!" one of my friends waited for the noise to die down and screamed, "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" Dead silence for about ten seconds.

We never had an Easter drama again.
     
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It would make stigmata a much bigger drag.
     
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
Reminds me of my favorite story from high school.

I went to a small Christian school, but many of the students were "troubled," shall we say. One year they decided to do an Easter production. During the part where Jesus stood before Pilate and the crowd screamed, "Crucify Him!" one of my friends waited for the noise to die down and screamed, "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" Dead silence for about ten seconds.

We never had an Easter drama again.
"Welease Bwian!" would have been funnier.
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
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Jan 2, 2018, 12:41 PM
 
Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep View Post
"Welease Bwian!" would have been funnier.
................you're 100% right.
     
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Jan 5, 2018, 09:37 AM
 
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Jan 5, 2018, 03:20 PM
 
Kmart still exists?
     
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Jan 6, 2018, 07:49 PM
 
This one time, at Boot Camp, I stuck a flute up my PC.
     
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Jan 15, 2018, 05:42 PM
 
Science at its best: Rat poison from pot farms poisoning owls

Houston Police Department is searching for a man suspected to be behind a string of robberies. That may not be too difficult since the suspect has a tattoo of his SSN on his face

Here's a review of KoJa Kitchen, scroll down to #8:
My hubs had a spicy chicken bowel and he LOVED it.
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Jan 15, 2018, 07:51 PM
 
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
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Jan 15, 2018, 09:59 PM
 
When there’s a fire, just slide down!
     
And.reg
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Jan 16, 2018, 08:19 PM
 
This would get a 10-second Jay Leno spot:
Small-town police chief in Livingston Parish misused credit card, might've broken law
Gee, ya think?
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Yesterday, 07:28 PM
 
Laziness rules...

I'll explain why later
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Today, 03:44 PM
 
I never found the rules for being lazy that complicated, though if you want to ask, I’ll go through them.

You can even consider me a question authority on this matter.
     
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Today, 04:31 PM
 
I must inform you that our Department of Laziness has been shut down until further notice.
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Today, 05:07 PM
 
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
subego
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Today, 06:36 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post


“**** yo seat belt.”
So, I’m wondering if the Queen has her royal mechanics yank out the seatbelt sensor, or she keeps a buckle in the glovebox.
     
 
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