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Yeay for the justice system. For once.

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Jun 8, 2007, 04:45 PM
 
Oh how the dirty slut hath fallen.

I wonder if people would feel bad if she committed suicide in next week. . . .

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Jun 8, 2007, 04:48 PM
 
That article is hilarious.

"Every few minutes, the judge would interrupt proceedings and state the time on the clock and note that the papers (for Paris' medical condition to be considered) still had not arrived."

"'It's not right!' shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. 'Mom!'"
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Jun 8, 2007, 05:09 PM
 
Why did she get special treatment in isolation the first time? How come other people have to get beat up and raped, and she gets to go to isolation for 23 hours of the day. I dislike her with a passion.
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Jun 8, 2007, 05:13 PM
 
Originally Posted by Big Mac View Post
I wonder if people would feel bad if she committed suicide in next week. . . .
That may not be far from happening. People like her can't handle anything outside of their own little comfort zones.
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Why did she get special treatment in isolation the first time? How come other people have to get beat up and raped, and she gets to go to isolation for 23 hours of the day. I dislike her with a passion.
That I don't really mind. As a rather unpopular celebrity, Paris is an obvious target. It wouldn't be any more fair to put in her that situation.
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Jun 8, 2007, 05:25 PM
 
This is a case of people hating an image. None of us know Paris, we just get off by slagging her off.

Why is it fair for her to be put in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day, while other prisoners at least get to socialize? I think I would have a breakdown being locked up in a tiny room for all but an hour of the day.
     
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan View Post
This is a case of people hating an image. None of us know Paris, we just get off by slagging her off.

Why is it fair for her to be put in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day, while other prisoners at least get to socialize? I think I would have a breakdown being locked up in a tiny room for all but an hour of the day.
She's being put into a separate, nicer (from what I hear) prison for her own protection. I'm sure if she'd requested to be allowed in with the general population, the judge wouldn't have minded.
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Jun 8, 2007, 05:31 PM
 
Originally Posted by Kerrigan View Post
This is a case of people hating an image. None of us know Paris, we just get off by slagging her off.

Why is it fair for her to be put in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day, while other prisoners at least get to socialize? I think I would have a breakdown being locked up in a tiny room for all but an hour of the day.
Due to her celebrity status, it would be quite a risk to release her in GenPop. Her chances of being assulted or raped would be quite higher than the normal inmate.
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Originally Posted by Chuckit View Post
That article is hilarious.
"'It's not right!' shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. 'Mom!'"
Screw her. It is disgusting how someone with so many opportunities wastes their life away.
     
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan View Post
This is a case of people hating an image.
No. It's about some silly little trollop thinking she's above the law and finding out that she's not.

Drink drive. At night, with no lights on. On a suspended licence. Want your family in a car anywhere near that?
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Jun 8, 2007, 06:57 PM
 
I feel sorry for her. Why? Because you have to think of Paris as a mentally retarded person. You don't just throw mentally retarded people into jail.

Eh. What am I saying. Lock her up.
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Originally Posted by Chuckit View Post
That I don't really mind. As a rather unpopular celebrity, Paris is an obvious target. It wouldn't be any more fair to put in her that situation.
Yeah, celebrities seldom get placed in general population, at least not initially.

While few, if any of us, have anything complimentary to say about Paris, we should not underestimate the devastating psychological effects that can be caused by solitary confinement. It's too bad she didn't learn her lesson when she was let off the previous times.

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While few, if any of us, have anything complimentary to say about Paris, we should not underestimate the devastating psychological effects that can be caused by solitary confinement.
Is being alone for a couple of weeks really that devastating?
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Originally Posted by Big Mac View Post
While few, if any of us, have anything complimentary to say about Paris, we should not underestimate the devastating psychological effects that can be caused by solitary confinement.
Boo hoo.

It's not like there aren't millions of elderly people out there who're effectively in solitary confinement in their own homes 'coz nobody bothers with them. And they haven't got a party to look forward to in a month and a half.

We can but pray that Hilton sees the error of her ways and learns her lesson.
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Boo hoo.

It's not like there aren't millions of elderly people out there who're effectively in solitary confinement in their own homes 'coz nobody bothers with them. And they haven't got a party to look forward to in a month and a half.
Isn't she allowed visitors anyway? They certainly got that private shrink in to see her.
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Isn't she allowed visitors anyway?
I would have thought so. I mean, it's not like she's downstairs at The Rock.
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Jun 8, 2007, 08:37 PM
 
I for one am proud that it took this forum this long to post this tripe.

That said its so patently insane is hilarious. I heard while the media whirlwind was occurring at her house a rental van showed up for a party she planning to throw that night.
     
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Jun 8, 2007, 09:01 PM
 
This is great sh*t! The story just got entertaining! I have no sympathy...
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Jun 8, 2007, 09:20 PM
 
So, what was the 'medical condition', her herpes acting up or something?

Who cares even the slightest?

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Jun 8, 2007, 09:22 PM
 
I'd still do her
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So, what was the 'medical condition', her herpes acting up or something?
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I'd still do her
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Jun 8, 2007, 09:26 PM
 
I'd do her. She could easily turn me straight.

I bet that story about the herpes is fake. Male prisons are swarming with aids and they never release anyone for that.
     
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Jun 8, 2007, 09:27 PM
 
It reeks of hearsay, but its still hilarious.
     
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Jun 8, 2007, 09:29 PM
 
She also looks ridiculously good here for it being a mugshot.
     
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Originally Posted by Chuckit View Post
"'It's not right!' shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. 'Mom!'"
     
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Jun 8, 2007, 09:40 PM
 
I tell ya, I was having a pretty crappy week, but it was all wiped away in an instant when I loaded up cnn.com and saw her bawling in the back of a black and white. I often get a little down, thinking about how there's just no justice in the world anymore. Then I see something like this and it makes me feel like there's still hope. The little ditz deserves to be in prison for doing what she did. I don't care if she has Ebola, she needs to spend some time grippin' the bars instead of the bedpost.
     
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Jun 8, 2007, 10:17 PM
 
The sad thing is, she is going to get a lot of sympathy form young Paris wannabees.
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Originally Posted by Doofy View Post
No. It's about some silly little trollop thinking she's above the law and finding out that she's not.

Drink drive. At night, with no lights on. On a suspended licence. Want your family in a car anywhere near that?
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Originally Posted by Doofy View Post
Drink drive. At night, with no lights on. On a suspended licence. Want your family in a car anywhere near that?
Alright, fair enough.

Notice that this entire trio have melted down:



From left to right: Filmed selling coke; Went bat-**** crazy; Drunk driving and now her publicised jail breakdown.
     
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Jun 8, 2007, 11:06 PM
 
Oh gotta tell you all that a friend who knows Paris told me time ago MacNN is one of the sites she visits. She has a 17" AluBook (and pimped out with diamonds PSP and iPod). Don't know is she reads the forum but if she is a visitor here don't count on her reading this topic for 20 days So fire away!
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I seriously doubt Paris has time for this crap.
     
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Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
Oh gotta tell you all that a friend who knows Paris told me time ago MacNN is one of the sites she visits. She has a 17" AluBook (and pimped out with diamonds PSP and iPod). Don't know is she reads the forum but if she is a visitor here don't count on her reading this topic for 20 days So fire away!
Somehow I doubt she has time for reading online web forums, nor is she an avid Mac fan. You can tell by the crap quality of her home porn video editing.
     
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What I was told is that she is too stupid to know how to burn some files to CD so she was reading MacNN for answers and couldn't find anything so she phoned her friend to come over and burn the files for her. She is so pampered she can't do anything that requires two brain cells on her own.
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Originally Posted by Y3a View Post
So, what was the 'medical condition', her herpes acting up or something?

Who cares even the slightest?

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Originally Posted by Big Mac View Post
I wonder if people would feel bad if she committed suicide in next week. . . .
That's a bit much, don't ya think.

I mean, she's Paris Hitlon, not Adolf Hitler.
     
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan View Post
From left to right: Filmed selling coke; Went bat-**** crazy; Drunk driving and now her publicised jail breakdown.
Come on now. Sans selling coke, if you lived in the argus-eyed stare of the media, would your life be beyond reproach?
     
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Why is it fair for her to be put in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day, while other prisoners at least get to socialize? I think I would have a breakdown being locked up in a tiny room for all but an hour of the day.
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Originally Posted by Tiresias View Post
Come on now. Sans selling coke, if you lived in the argus-eyed stare of the media, would your life be beyond reproach?
My life is not beyond reproach as it is, but I still don't drive drunk on a suspended license or have a complete breakdown, shave my head and completely **** up rehab.
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Amazing how sucking a d1ck on a video can make someone such an international celebrity, albeit a b-class one.

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Originally Posted by Big Mac View Post
I wonder if people would feel bad if she committed suicide in next week.
Originally Posted by Tiresias View Post
That's a bit much, don't ya think. I mean, she's Paris Hitlon, not Adolf Hitler.
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