[yoyo52]

We've had lots of "best of" threads. So how about the worst movie ever?

I vote for Clan of the Cave Bear even though the way those cave dudes expressed their "Hello I love you won't you jump in my bed" is really priceless

[Raman]

Grosse Pointe Blank

[PowerBookDude]

Warriors of Virtue was a terrible movie! I HATED it!

I can't understand why I let my friend drag me too it!

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[BRussell]

I haven't seen this movie, but the review is hilarious.

The new comedy from Tom Green, "Freddy Got Fingered," is quite simply the worst movie ever released by a major studio in Hollywood history.

Review

[iCartman]

umm.. let's see:

Blair Witch 2
Electric Boogaloo
Three Amigos
Ishtar
Phantasm 2
Last Action Hero

I've seen so many bad movies

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[eep!]

Crow 2: City of Angels

it was so bad i switched off after 15 mins. I'll normally sit through most movies (I've seen last action hero three times!) no matter how bad. That's what I thought of Crow 2.

[Emdeesea]

A subject that I'm actually an authority on!

Worst movies ever -

Battlefield Earth
There's Something About Mary (sorry guys - I stopped laughing at toilet jokes when I was in 7th grade)
Jack Frost (the killer snowman one)
Armegeddon (a load of testosterone-filled crappola)
Batman 3

And so many more which I can't think of now.





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[ctt1wbw]

Conspiracy Theory
Hollow Man
Sphere

These are just some that I have seen and couldn't stand. I am sure there are more, but I can't think of them now.

[ctt1wbw]

Okay, okay, kay, forgot about "Lost in Space." That movie sucked so bad, I quit watching the DVD about 30 minutes into it.

[shmerek]

Metal Storm in 3D (all time worst movie)
Battlestar Galactica (i thought it was awesome when I saw it as a kid, saw it recently whoa it sucks!!)
Jaws in 3D
Strip tease (turned it off after about 10 minutes and I didn't even fast forward to see Demi's jugs)
Event Horizon
Mission Impossible 2
That Leslie Neilsen move that was a take off on Dracula

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[sek929]

Any lovey-dovey teenage flicks, like 10 Things i Hate about you, down to you....blah blah blah.

What Lies Beneath - Gag!

Down To Earth - The one with Chris Rock, not funny at all.

Over The Top - An arm wrestling movie starrin Sly.......need i say more?

I'll think of more...



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[PowerBookDude]

Originally posted by shmerek:

That Leslie Neilsen move that was a take off on Dracula

"Dracula Dead and Loving It"?

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[voodoo]

Oh, so many.

Little Nicky springs to mind, but I walked out of Boogie Nights. (Zzzzz)

VOODOO

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[mr_sonicblue]

(There are worse movies than these. But, these movies were supposed to be good for various reasons, but weren't)

Star Wars : Episode 1
Austin Powers (1 and 2)
Battlefield Earth
The latest Highlander movie

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[PowerBookDude]

Originally posted by mr_sonicblue:


Star Wars : Episode 1
Austin Powers (1 and 2)

Those were awesome movies!

You don't know what you are talking about!




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[Demonhood]

Toys
Batman & Robin
Lost in Space
The Avengers
Plan 9 From Outer Space

[Patrick]

Anyone see the movie Mad City from a few years ago? Probably the worst movie I ever saw on the big screen. But I think the absolute worst in recent years has to be Deep Impact (saw it on an airplane; glad I didn't pay for it). Much worse than Armageddon.

[Hobbit_Boy]

Orgy of the Dead

[ThinkInsane]

So many bad movies, so little time....

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[3.1416]

Eye of the Beholder

[nealconner]

Originally posted by yoyo52:
We've had lots of "best of" threads. So how about the worst movie ever?

I vote for Clan of the Cave Bear even though the way those cave dudes expressed their "Hello I love you won't you jump in my bed" is really priceless

Your topic description reminded me of the comic book guy from the Simpsons.

Watch any episodes of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and they have the worst movies you've ever seen.

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[MrMr]

Stigmata
Simon Birch
the Mexican

[Archangel]

Wow, obviously you people do not have a sufficient education in grade-Z movies. It's the movies nobody has heard of that really suck. If you heard of these movies, you know what I'm talking about:

Super Ninja
Zardoz
A Boy and His Dog
Plan 9 from Outerspace
Pod People
The Brain that Wouldn't Die
The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman
Red Zone Cuba
Arizona Werewolf

That's just a small sampling. Some of you recoginize some of those from MST3K episodes. If you watch MST3K, you get a great feel for some of the really really crappy movies that Hollywood has put out.


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[mr_sonicblue]

Manos, the Hands of Fate (1966) 1.5 (2478 votes)
Hobgoblins (1987) 1.5 (775 votes)
Troll 2 (1992) 1.5 (534 votes)
Dis (1995) 1.5 (452 votes)
Howling: New Moon Rising (1995) 1.5 (240 votes)
Girl in Gold Boots (1969) 1.5 (206 votes)
Zaat (1972) 1.5 (196 votes)
Skydivers, The (1963) 1.5 (182 votes)
Santa with Muscles (1996) 1.6 (790 votes)
Space Mutiny (1988) 1.6 (610 votes)
Eegah! (1962) 1.6 (340 votes)
Wild World of Batwoman, The (1966) 1.6 (210 votes)
Chicken Park (1994) 1.6 (183 votes)
Quest for the Lost City (1990) 1.6 (175 votes)
Future War (1995) 1.7 (481 votes)
Uomo puma, L' (1980) 1.7 (331 votes)
Giant Spider Invasion, The (1975) 1.7 (318 votes)
Time Chasers (1994) 1.7 (262 votes)
Blade Master, The (1984) 1.7 (243 votes)
Monster a-Go Go (1965) 1.7 (182 votes)
Touch of Satan, The (1970) 1.7 (180 votes)
Track of the Moon Beast (1976) 1.7 (168 votes)
Beast of Yucca Flats, The (1961) 1.7 (149 votes)
US Seals (1999) 1.7 (144 votes)
Party at Kitty and Stud's, The (1970) 1.7 (112 votes)
Brothers, The (1998/I) 1.7 (110 votes)
Busted (1996) 1.7 (102 votes)
Island City (1994) (TV) 1.7 (73 votes)
Werewolf (1996) 1.8 (440 votes)
Nuevos extraterrestres, Los (1983) 1.8 (273 votes)
Soultaker (1990) 1.8 (223 votes)
Eye Creatures, The (1965) 1.8 (186 votes)
Yusei oji (1959) 1.8 (178 votes)
Bat People, The (1974) 1.8 (149 votes)
Uchu Kaisoku-sen (1961) 1.8 (148 votes)
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996) 1.8 (136 votes)
Toter hing im Netz, Ein (1960) 1.8 (111 votes)
Crazy Six (1998) 1.8 (97 votes)
Snowboard Academy (1996) 1.8 (94 votes)
Bloody Murder (2000) 1.8 (70 votes)
Grim (1995) 1.8 (58 votes)
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 1.9 (1746 votes)
Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966) 1.9 (290 votes)
Quest of the Delta Knights (1993) 1.9 (214 votes)
C.H.U.D. II - Bud the Chud (1989) 1.9 (193 votes)
Problem Child 3 (1995) (TV) 1.9 (149 votes)
Astro-Zombies, The (1969) 1.9 (67 votes)
Nemesis 4: Death Angel (1995) 1.9 (50 votes)
Leonard Part 6 (1987) 2.0 (988 votes)
Mitchell (1975) 2.0 (539 votes)
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 2.0 (261 votes)
Going Overboard (1989) 2.0 (210 votes)
Final Justice (1984) 2.0 (145 votes)
Fire Maidens From Outer Space (1956) 2.0 (119 votes)
I Accuse My Parents (1945) 2.0 (117 votes)
Fever Lake (1996) 2.0 (103 votes)
Monstrosity (1964) 2.0 (69 votes)
Mansi�n de los Cthulhu, La (1990) 2.0 (52 votes)
Food of the Gods II (1989) 2.0 (50 votes)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2.1 (787 votes)
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (1985) (TV) 2.1 (359 votes)
Riding with Death (1976) 2.1 (250 votes)
Theodore Rex (1995) 2.1 (198 votes)
Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) 2.1 (181 votes)
Godson, The (1998) 2.1 (179 votes)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part II (1987) 2.1 (106 votes)
S.P.Q.R. 2.000 e 1/2 anni fa (1994) 2.1 (92 votes)
Jack-O (1995) 2.1 (80 votes)
Don't Go in the House (1980) 2.1 (76 votes)
Lac des morts vivants, Le (1980) 2.1 (70 votes)
Sizzle Beach, U.S.A. (1986) 2.1 (67 votes)
South Beach Academy (1994) 2.1 (59 votes)
Baby Geniuses (1999) 2.2 (1047 votes)
Hercules in New York (1970) 2.2 (668 votes)
Parts: The Clonus Horror (1978) 2.2 (225 votes)
Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994) (TV) 2.2 (164 votes)
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) 2.2 (164 votes)
Knight Rider 2010 (1994) (TV) 2.2 (146 votes)
Hardbodies 2 (1986) 2.2 (132 votes)
Bikini Bistro (1995) 2.2 (129 votes)
Zombie Nightmare (1986) 2.2 (124 votes)
Dracula Vs. Frankenstein (1971) 2.2 (117 votes)
Five the Hard Way (1967) 2.2 (108 votes)
Deathstalker III: Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell (1989) 2.2 (108 votes)
Ator l'invincibile (1983) 2.2 (102 votes)
Killer Eye, The (1998) 2.2 (91 votes)
Daddy-O (1959) 2.2 (90 votes)
Unearthly, The (1957) 2.2 (89 votes)
Bogus Witch Project, The (2000) (TV) 2.2 (82 votes)
Skeeter (1993) 2.2 (72 votes)
House IV (1992) 2.2 (60 votes)
Wheels of Terror (1990) (TV) 2.2 (50 votes)
Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 2.3 (1193 votes)
Kazaam (1996) 2.3 (781 votes)
Meatballs III (1987) 2.3 (318 votes)
Robot Monster (1953) 2.3 (269 votes)
Horror of Party Beach, The (1964) 2.3 (209 votes)
Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II, The (1985) 2.3 (117 votes)
American Ninja V (1993) 2.3 (115 votes)
Witchery (1988) 2.3 (81 votes)
Going Under (1990) 2.3 (80 votes)

Source: IMDB

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[fisherKing]

baby snakes
lost in space
the avengers
8mm
battlefield earth (okay, i didn't actually see this one..)
forrest gump
pecker
caligula
(just off the top of ny head...)

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[plaidpjs]

Okay, there have definitely been a few bad movies listed, but there have been a few where I'm just thinking, wow, if they didn't like that, what in the hell type of movie do they like?

As for my tastes, seeing as I am a grade A, 100% movie fanatic, it really takes a lot for me to "OH MY GOD, HOW COULD THEY MAKE THIS CRAP!" So, with that said, i have got to cast my vote for:

ROBOT JOX

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[PeteL999]

the out of towners.....wow it was bad

Sabrina goes Downunder...my sister has watched it five times and i'm starting to get real sick of it...

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[Hawkeye_a]

Titanic

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[steve666]

Freddy Got Fingered-haven't seen it, but the commercials are so bad it just has to suck.

The Cell-Pure Garbage

Anything by director Renny Harlin, a talentless hack

Anything with Tom Cruise in it-possible the worst actor I have ever seen

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[Kozmik]

sonicblue, why are so many of those movies listed also featured on MST3k? Coincidence maybe?

[shmerek]

Originally posted by steve666:

Anything with Tom Cruise in it-possible the worst actor I have ever seen.

I disagree with this one he was very good in Born on the 4th of July

[fisherKing]

not a tom cruise fan either, but he was quite good in
Magnolia


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[3gg3]

I second the nomination of "There's Something About Mary", and add to the list its precursors, "Ferris Bueller('s Night Out?)" and any Ace Ventura.

[plaidpjs]

Originally posted by 3gg3:
I second the nomination of "There's Something About Mary", and add to the list its precursors, "Ferris Bueller('s Night Out?)" and any Ace Ventura.

O-H M-Y G-O-D ! ! ! !

How can you NOT like Ferris Beuller's Day Off?

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[rambo47]

The absolute worst movie ever simply must be "Food of the Gods" starring Marjo Gortner. Some sludge spews from the earth and the animals that eat it grow huge. When the giant mice attack, the house is actually made of Lincoln Logs. Later the same house is the label from the Lincoln Logs can. That's right, a flat piece of paper. The only thing more lame than the cheesy special effects is the dialogue.

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[Demonhood]

Anyone ever seen Week End by Godard? It has a few moments (such as fictional characters being set on fire....while still alive) but when we got to the cannibalism scene, even some of my fellow film majors walked out.

[finboy]

Save Ferris!

Ferris Rules.

John Landis has tried to make some bad movies, but Ferris wasn't one of them.



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[finboy]

[Duplicate post]

But while I'm here, I'd like to nominate just about everything put out by Buena Vista/Disney in the last ten years. Dreck.

For the record, I thought 'There's Something about Mary' was one of the funniest moviest I'd ever seen.

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[MikeM32]

Sorry being a major movie efficianato that I can't understand anyone not liking "Ferris'..." it's classic. Also I did like something about Mary so feel free to flame the crap out of me.

I also can't understand many of the others as "worsts" and I too must ask myself what sort of movies do these people like? Oh well everyones opinion counts (even if it does suck )

I personally despise "chick flicks", and avoid 'em like the plague. Not movies with lots of sexy women, just those kinds that only a woman could possibly relate to at all.

Also since my Ex-wife loved this one I just must say the movie "Give me an F" was the worst 80's dance show crap I've ever seen.

Mike

[DoctorGonzo]

Blues Brothers 2000 - I probably would have torn my eyes out if I had to sit through it in the theatre. Fortunately, I saw in on VH1...still wanted to tear my eyes out, but I managed to get to the remote first.

What a horrible, POS that degrades the memory of the first film and all the people invovled....especially John Belushi...R.I.P

How the hell did this movie ever get made?

[nigeljedi]

Seven...without a doubt. Seven.

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[3gg3]

Originally posted by MikeM32:
.....I personally despise "chick flicks", and avoid 'em like the plague......... those kinds that only a woman could possibly relate to at all.
Mike

Same goes for "teen flicks": Ferris, Ace, Mary. IMOFO

[scaught]

its funny that sonicblue listed off that long list of bad movies with "manos, the hands of fate" listed at the top. that was the first movie i think of when i think of bad movies. ya, i only saw it because of mst3k but hey, its still bad. even they couldnt make it good. if i remember correctly, they complained that there just wasnt anything to make fun of it was so bad.

other scaught nominations:
little nicky
dude, wheres my car (yes, this is admitting i saw it.)
tarzan, legend of greystoke

. theres just too many.

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[Hawkeye_a]

im not a Tom Cruise fan, but his performance in magnolia is probably the single most significant acting performance i have ever seen. After seeing Magnolia, i ained a great deal of respect for him.
Something about Mary was in my opinion the funniest movie in the year it was released.

[Spectre666]

The Matrix

[Demonhood]

Who here thinks Spectre just wants to pick a fight?

[sek929]

Movies named that are good:

Matrix

8mm

Seven

The Cell (No not because of j-lo, just wonderfully crafted sets)

Ferris rules, its a classic

I just hope to god nobody says Fight Club, cuz then I'll just get ticked.

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[Cipher13]

"The First Daughter" and... argh. Dammit. Thats just friggin' typical, I had the name of it in my mind and now I can't remember it... oh thats it.

"The Bogus Witch Project", and its more serious brethren, "The Blair Witch Project"

*shudder*

There are worse, that have been scrubbed from my memory, though...



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[poocat]

the only movie i have ever had to shut off mid-way through was "the messenger"

i couldn't take any more of her panting in slow motion without a plot.
it was killing me.

ferris is fantastic.
can't diss it.

but, i have to agree, something about mary was just dumb (to me... no flame war over this please...)

seven wasn't all bad... david fincher kicks it.

poocat.