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i_rooster
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Jan 29, 2005, 01:27 PM
 
Whale testicles weigh over a tonne? can someone confem this?

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Jan 29, 2005, 01:28 PM
 
Originally posted by i_rooster:
Whale testicles weigh over a tonne? can someone confem this?
tonne??? confem???
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Jan 29, 2005, 01:37 PM
 
Originally posted by Montezuma58:
Technically speaking whales don't have testicles.
So they dont have balls hanging out, but where are they inside and how heavy are they?

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Jan 29, 2005, 01:38 PM
 
Confirmed.

And yes, they are very salty!
     
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Jan 29, 2005, 01:41 PM
 
More than you ever needed to know about a whale's junk.

from http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_blue_whale.htm
It does stand to reason that since blue whales are the largest animals on the planet, their reproductive organs should be of similarly impressive dimensions, and that is certainly the case: by one estimate, the penis of a blue whale can measure up to 16 feet long and its testicles weigh in at around 25 pounds apiece. But even packing 50 pounds of bollocks � the weight of an average-sized bulldog, if you need a benchmark � it's absurd to imagine that a blue whale, or any other creature for that matter, could produce 400 gallons of seminal fluid, or even one-tenth that amount. (For another comparison, I found one source stating that the southern right whale � which has testicles even larger than the blue whale's, weighing in a half-a-ton apiece � produces around 5 gallons of ejaculate in one mating session.) The statistic is simply bogus.
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Jan 29, 2005, 02:20 PM
 
Originally posted by ManOfSteal:
Confirmed.

And yes, they are very salty!
you beluga whale?
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Jan 29, 2005, 05:18 PM
 
Originally posted by Stradlater:
you beluda whale?
fixed.

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Jan 29, 2005, 05:41 PM
 
Originally posted by Mafia:
tonne???
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tonne

confem???
http://www.laneta.apc.org/confem/
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Jan 29, 2005, 05:41 PM
 
Originally posted by rjenkinson:
fixed.

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Jan 29, 2005, 06:26 PM
 
Amazing, just some more mental garbage.

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Jan 29, 2005, 06:27 PM
 
5 gallons. Huh.
     
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Jan 29, 2005, 06:38 PM
 
knowing some of the people on here, i was expecting pictures...

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Jan 29, 2005, 07:11 PM
 
Originally posted by MaxPower2k3:
knowing some of the people on here, i was expecting pictures...
LOL. Same here. I'm sorely disappointed. I'll go cry now.

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Jan 29, 2005, 07:20 PM
 
Dork
     
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Jan 29, 2005, 07:32 PM
 
Originally posted by Zimphire:
Dork
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Jan 29, 2005, 07:37 PM
 
Originally posted by Rampant Desire:
Who? Me? I feel so loved.
naw...you'll realize that zim is...special...just smile and say yes!
     
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Jan 29, 2005, 08:04 PM
 
Originally posted by ironknee:
naw...you'll realize that zim is...special...just smile and say yes!
Yes!
     
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Jan 29, 2005, 09:11 PM
 
Originally posted by MaxPower2k3:
knowing some of the people on here, i was expecting pictures...

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Jan 30, 2005, 12:18 AM
 
Originally posted by ManOfSteal:
Confirmed.

And yes, they are very salty!
yes, but are they chocolate?

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Jan 30, 2005, 01:23 AM
 
Originally posted by Super Nova:
yes, but are they chocolate?

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those don't look chocolate :/
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Jan 30, 2005, 01:41 AM
 
Originally posted by i_rooster:
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just what i was hoping for

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Jan 30, 2005, 01:25 PM
 
Originally posted by Rampant Desire:
Who? Me? I feel so loved.
A dork is another name for an whales penis.

At least I thought it was funny.
     
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Jan 30, 2005, 01:51 PM
 
Originally posted by MaxPower2k3:
just what i was hoping for
Google is yer friend!

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Jan 30, 2005, 04:22 PM
 
it's absurd to imagine that a blue whale, or any other creature for that matter, could produce 400 gallons of seminal fluid, or even one-tenth that amount.
What about sperm whales?
     
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Jan 31, 2005, 04:13 AM
 
Originally posted by Mafia:
those don't look chocolate :/
If you ever need a quick pick me up....
     
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Feb 1, 2005, 01:50 AM
 
i_rooster

WHY would you want to know.......

I hope this is for school and not just your intrust...LoL
     
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Feb 1, 2005, 07:16 PM
 
Originally posted by turtle777:
big cat picture

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that picture was proved to be fake, right?

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turtle777
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Feb 2, 2005, 11:13 AM
 
Originally posted by MaxPower2k3:
that picture was proved to be fake, right?
Of course not, that's my little baby kitten, 3 months old !

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