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Heavy stuff!!! (whales balls)
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Whale testicles weigh over a tonne? can someone confem this?
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Originally posted by i_rooster:
Whale testicles weigh over a tonne? can someone confem this?
tonne??? confem???
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So they dont have balls hanging out, but where are they inside and how heavy are they?
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Confirmed.
And yes, they are very salty!
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More than you ever needed to know about a whale's junk.
from http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_blue_whale.htm
It does stand to reason that since blue whales are the largest animals on the planet, their reproductive organs should be of similarly impressive dimensions, and that is certainly the case: by one estimate, the penis of a blue whale can measure up to 16 feet long and its testicles weigh in at around 25 pounds apiece. But even packing 50 pounds of bollocks � the weight of an average-sized bulldog, if you need a benchmark � it's absurd to imagine that a blue whale, or any other creature for that matter, could produce 400 gallons of seminal fluid, or even one-tenth that amount. (For another comparison, I found one source stating that the southern right whale � which has testicles even larger than the blue whale's, weighing in a half-a-ton apiece � produces around 5 gallons of ejaculate in one mating session.) The statistic is simply bogus.
Remember: Google is your friend.
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Originally posted by ManOfSteal:
Confirmed.
And yes, they are very salty!
you beluga whale?
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Originally posted by Stradlater:
you beluda whale?
fixed.
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Originally posted by Mafia:
tonne???
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tonne
http://www.laneta.apc.org/confem/
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Originally posted by rjenkinson:
fixed.
-r.
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Amazing, just some more mental garbage.
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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knowing some of the people on here, i was expecting pictures...
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Originally posted by MaxPower2k3:
knowing some of the people on here, i was expecting pictures...
LOL. Same here. I'm sorely disappointed. I'll go cry now.
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Dork
Who? Me? I feel so loved.
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Originally posted by Rampant Desire:
Who? Me? I feel so loved.
naw...you'll realize that zim is...special...just smile and say yes!
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Originally posted by ironknee:
naw...you'll realize that zim is...special...just smile and say yes!
Yes!
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Originally posted by MaxPower2k3:
knowing some of the people on here, i was expecting pictures...
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Originally posted by ManOfSteal:
Confirmed.
And yes, they are very salty!
yes, but are they chocolate?
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Originally posted by Super Nova:
yes, but are they chocolate?
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Originally posted by i_rooster:
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those don't look chocolate :/
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Originally posted by i_rooster:
[img snipped (ouch)]
just what i was hoping for
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Originally posted by Rampant Desire:
Who? Me? I feel so loved.
A dork is another name for an whales penis.
At least I thought it was funny.
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Originally posted by MaxPower2k3:
just what i was hoping for
Google is yer friend!
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it's absurd to imagine that a blue whale, or any other creature for that matter, could produce 400 gallons of seminal fluid, or even one-tenth that amount.
What about sperm whales?
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Originally posted by Mafia:
those don't look chocolate :/
If you ever need a quick pick me up....
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i_rooster
WHY would you want to know.......
I hope this is for school and not just your intrust...LoL
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Originally posted by turtle777:
big cat picture
-t
that picture was proved to be fake, right?
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Originally posted by MaxPower2k3:
that picture was proved to be fake, right?
Of course not, that's my little baby kitten, 3 months old !
-t
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