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Spider Killers Inc
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Ok ok, I've HAD it with spiders. There not useful and just serve to scare people shitless. I say we start a world wide movement to made these hairy legged freaks extinct.
Anyone who doesn't agree with me:
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Join Date: Jan 2000
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we need spiders. just as we need snakes and bats.
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what will eat the other bugs if there are no spiders?
-r.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Feb 2000
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DOWN WITH THE EIGHT LEGED MONSTERS!
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To be honest, the whole food chain can collapse, as long as spiders no longer exist.
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I love to see just how big the garden spiders will get in my back yard. I'll turn a light on in the evening so they will gorge themselves on the ensuing insect horde.
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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I don't mind them. Plus if it wasn't for them we wouldn't have such entertaining movies as Arachnophobia, Spider-Man and 8 Legged Freaks.
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{ v2.3 Now Jesus free}
Religions are like farts: yours is good, the others always stink.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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I like spiders, especially since they tend to keep other insects out of the house. I wouldn't mind having a pet tarantula. Now roaches I can't stand.
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I'm with stupid
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Batman kicks Spiderman's ass.
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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Originally posted by iOliverC:
Batman kicks Spiderman's ass.
No way. All batman has is cool toys and lots of money. Spider-Man has mutant powers!
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{ v2.3 Now Jesus free}
Religions are like farts: yours is good, the others always stink.
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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As much as I hate spiders, we need to keep them around. Otherwise the really gross bugs will get into your house.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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Originally posted by Immortal K-Mart Employee:
No way. All batman has is cool toys and lots of money.
and a lot of tude. can't forget the attitude.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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I had a tarantula when I was young. Unless you were a cricket, it was actually quite gentle and didn't mind being handled.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Originally posted by xi_hyperon:
Unless you were a cricket, it was actually quite gentle and didn't mind being handled.
Just like me
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{ v2.3 Now Jesus free}
Religions are like farts: yours is good, the others always stink.
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by Immortal K-Mart Employee:
No way. All batman has is cool toys and lots of money. Spider-Man has mutant powers!
Which Spiderman vs. which Batman?
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Originally posted by Immortal K-Mart Employee:
Just like me
Perhaps, but I don't envision you pouncing on and eating crickets.
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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How's bout this? I have a relative in Iraq right now. He sent a link to this pict and website recently. To be fair, the text at the bottom of the page says this might be exagerrated because they don't know the source of the photo but it looks real to me.
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From someone stationed in Baghdad. He was recently bitten by a camel spider which was hiding in his sleeping bag. I thought you'd like to see what a camel spider looks like. It'll give you a better idea of what our troops are dealing with. Enclosed is a picture of his friend holding up two spiders. Warning: not for the squeamish!
This picture is a perfect example of why you don't want to go to the desert. These are 2 of the biggest I've ever seen. With a vertical leap that would make a pro basketball player weep with envy (they have to be able to jump up on to a camels stomach after all), they latch on and inject you with a local anesthesia so you can't feel it feeding on you. They eat flesh, not just suck out your juices like a normal spider. I'm gona be having night mares after seeing this photo!
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The only thing that I am reasonably sure of is that anybody who's got an ideology has stopped thinking. - Arthur Miller
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Join Date: May 2002
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On sheer terror, nothing beats a funnel web spider which can kill a human in minutes.
:shiver:
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Join Date: Feb 2000
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Let's keep them... they just look too damn cool.
Get over your phobias, ye weak fools. Get over them I say!
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Don't try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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I like spiders. Just not on me. They're fascinating creatures. When they're not on me.
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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Originally posted by vmpaul:
How's bout this? I have a relative in Iraq right now. He sent a link to this pict and website recently. To be fair, the text at the bottom of the page says this might be exagerrated because they don't know the source of the photo but it looks real to me.
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Looking for this?
http://www.scifience.net/fun/spider.html
All I get is a big green puffy sad face. (Translation: No remote linking)
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Were you not seeing the inline image? I'm not having a problem.
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The only thing that I am reasonably sure of is that anybody who's got an ideology has stopped thinking. - Arthur Miller
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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Originally posted by vmpaul:
Were you not seeing the inline image? I'm not having a problem.
That is because you already viewed the actual picture so it is in your browser's cache. Clear your cache and try again and you will see what I see.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Originally posted by Scifience:
That is because you already viewed the actual picture so it is in your browser's cache. Clear your cache and try again and you will see what I see.
Ahh, OK. You learn something new everyday.
I wonder if that's been happening everytime I post an image? Is there a way to check and prevent this?
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The only thing that I am reasonably sure of is that anybody who's got an ideology has stopped thinking. - Arthur Miller
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Join Date: Apr 2000
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Originally posted by vmpaul:
How's bout this? I have a relative in Iraq right now. He sent a link to this pict and website recently. To be fair, the text at the bottom of the page says this might be exagerrated because they don't know the source of the photo but it looks real to me.
from website text:
From someone stationed in Baghdad. He was recently bitten by a camel spider which was hiding in his sleeping bag. I thought you'd like to see what a camel spider looks like. It'll give you a better idea of what our troops are dealing with. Enclosed is a picture of his friend holding up two spiders. Warning: not for the squeamish!
This picture is a perfect example of why you don't want to go to the desert. These are 2 of the biggest I've ever seen. With a vertical leap that would make a pro basketball player weep with envy (they have to be able to jump up on to a camels stomach after all), they latch on and inject you with a local anesthesia so you can't feel it feeding on you. They eat flesh, not just suck out your juices like a normal spider. I'm gona be having night mares after seeing this photo!
100% garbage.
1. It's not a spider. It's a member of solifugae (wind spiders, wind scorpions, etc... they're not spiders, it's just that idiots name them).
2. The photo is real, though deceptive. They *can* get up to about 5" across (which is no big deal), but that's the upper limit, in reality.
3. It's not a bloody spider.
4. They have no venom, though they can give you a painful bite. They will not "latch onto you and eat your flesh".
5. It's not a freakin' spider!
6. They're all over the place. You have them in the US too. Not just Iraq.
I hate disinformation like this ****.
I'm not targetting this at you, though. Just generally.
Originally posted by iOliverC:
Ok ok, I've HAD it with spiders. There not useful and just serve to scare people shitless. I say we start a world wide movement to made these hairy legged freaks extinct.
Anyone who doesn't agree with me:
Joke or not, you = fool.
Originally posted by d0ubled0wn:
On sheer terror, nothing beats a funnel web spider which can kill a human in minutes.
:shiver:
No. Not a single funnel web death has been recorded since the introduction of the antivenom. The funnel web you speak of is Atrax robustus, or the Sydney Funnel Web. Not all funnel webs are as you say. The Sydney Funnel Web *can* cause death in as little as 15 minutes, but only on children, and only after a severe bite from a male of the species.
It's exaggeration. Even death in under an hour is incredibly unlikely.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Originally posted by iOliverC:
Ok ok, I've HAD it with spiders. There not useful and just serve to scare people shitless. I say we start a world wide movement to made these hairy legged freaks extinct.
Anyone who doesn't agree with me:
Or send them to South China where the people will eat them.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Originally posted by vmpaul:
[ img]http://www.ulrp2.com/photos/images/camelspider.jpg[/img]
Stop image leeching, dumbass.
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