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I'm looking for a non profit organization that is lame. ie. it doesn't really help needy people or animal rescue or anything like that.
Something really silly like, American Peanut Butter Association or something very un-glorious.
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How about the American Peanut Butter Association?
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http://www.iteaonline.org/2008/index.php
Welcome to ITEA Online, website of the International Tuba-Euphonium Association. Officially founded in 1973 as the Tubists Universal Brotherhood Association, ITEA is dedicated to promoting and advancing the tuba and euphonium instruments. The organization comprises performers, educators, students, and amateurs of all backgrounds. As a non-profit organization, it is supported by membership dues and donations.
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Originally Posted by macintologist
I'm looking for a non profit organization that is lame. ie. it doesn't really help needy people or animal rescue or anything like that.
Something really silly like, American Peanut Butter Association or something very un-glorious.
I kinda believe most animal rescue non profits like Peta, Green Peace etc. are lame.
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Membership associations, by definition, have a very limited constituency. That doesn't make them "lame."
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It does when they play the tuba. Or the euphonium, which is just a fancy word for "not quite as big as a tuba".
besson3c is the expert here on the subject of tubas, I'm surprised he hasn't sounded off on the subject yet.
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Is that a tuba or are you happy to see me?
That's all I got, for right now...
Oh wait!! ... Nope, I have nothing. You win this round, Dork.....or should I say Gerard (which is Dork.'s real name according to his profile on Linkedin). How do you like them apples?
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I see that my fake LinkedIn profile worked!
(In any case, if Tubas and Euphoniums aren't lame enough for you, do a search for membership associations like it, I'm sure you'll find some group with non-profit status that dos something lame....)
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I don't think that association would be lame if you were a tuba or euphonium player... and since tuba and euphonium players are who the association caters to (and collects dues from), I don't see how you could call it lame - it could be a valuable service for the people it is intended for.
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Originally Posted by Chongo
No kidding, that's why I said PETA was lame.
A good friend of ours works for the MSPCA, that's where my donations would probably go.
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You wouldn't believe how often my tuba breaks down in the middle of nowhere.
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Originally Posted by nonhuman
No kidding, that's why I said PETA was lame.
A good friend of ours works for the MSPCA, that's where my donations would probably go.
Opps my bad the OP WANTS a lame charity.
ACORN would be good. Planned Parenthood is another. Call them and they can guarantee that their money is directed towards minority abortions.
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We should probably distinguish between direct charitable organizations and other kinds of nonprofits.
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I'm just counting the seconds until this thread is either slammed closed or flushed into the PWL....
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Well, there's the main Roman Catholic Church. Technically filed as a non-profit organization in the U.S., but the various diocese have estimated over $10 billion in assets alone. All tax free. That does not include however much money they collect in donations and indulgences (yes, some still collect indulgences.)
They do great not-for-profit work such as buy office building and sublease. In the name of God, of course.
Then there's the Church of Scientology. Sort of the same thing.
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Originally Posted by ghporter
I'm just counting the seconds until this thread is either slammed closed or flushed into the PWL....
I think the moment that Dork. mentioned "tuba" you should have tossed it into the PWL. Republicans hate tubas because they don't come with tax cuts.
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Well, there's the main Roman Catholic Church. Technically filed as a non-profit organization in the U.S., but the various diocese have estimated over $10 billion in assets alone. All tax free. That does not include however much money they collect in donations and indulgences (yes, some still collect indulgences.)
They do great not-for-profit work such as buy office building and sublease. In the name of God, of course.
Then there's the Church of Scientology. Sort of the same thing.
Nonprofit ≠ non-revenue collecting
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Step 1. collect money
Step 2. not pay tax
Step 3. ???
Step 4. not-Profit!
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Originally Posted by macintologist
I'm looking for a non profit organization that is lame.
Can we know why?
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Originally Posted by design219
Can we know why?
This took too many posts before it occurred. You're slipping, 'NN.
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Originally Posted by CharlesS
I don't think that association would be lame if you were a tuba or euphonium player... and since tuba and euphonium players are who the association caters to (and collects dues from), I don't see how you could call it lame - it could be a valuable service for the people it is intended for.
Sorry son, but that doesn't make it any less lame. It could provide an absolutely essential service to those it is intended for, but it is lame by its very nature.
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Originally Posted by ThinkInsane
Sorry son, but that doesn't make it any less lame. It could provide an absolutely essential service to those it is intended for, but it is lame by its very nature.
Why? What makes it lame? The fact that tuba or euphonium players are a minority?
By that standard you could claim that any organization targeting Mac users is lame, since Mac users are a minority also. Are Mac user groups, Mac developer conferences, and the like all lame because they aren't relevant to everyone? The thing about people is that they are all different and have diverse interests, and thus there are going to be organizations for people with those interests. And I don't see anything wrong with that at all. Just because something isn't useful to you doesn't mean it's not useful to someone else - if the people paying the dues to the organization are deriving some benefit or enjoyment from it, then they're getting their money's worth. And presumably they are, or else they would stop paying their dues, and the organization would not be able to continue to exist.
What I think would be a lame non-profit would be one that didn't properly serve its purpose to the people who are giving it money. For example, if you had a charity that took your money, but spent it all on overhead and used very little for the actual charitable purposes you intended the money to go to, that would be lame.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I think the moment that Dork. mentioned "tuba" you should have tossed it into the PWL. Republicans hate tubas because they don't come with tax cuts.
But I thought they were in favor of euphoniums, because it's like a tuba after a tax cut?
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The problem with euphoniums is that terrorists like Al Queda and brassplayersrock play them in their secret lairs. I was reading on a secret webpage that playing a Bb on the euphonium in one of their lairs triggers this secret trap door. Either that or it was the Goonies.
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Originally Posted by LegendaryPinkOx
Step 1. collect money
Step 2. not pay tax
Step 3. ???
Step 4. not-Profit!
I don't think you need the ??? step.
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
Nonprofit ≠ non-revenue collecting
Which is precisely why it's lame. You can get rich AND not pay any taxes on it just by inventing a religion.
Sure, you laugh, but look at Scientology. It's as a legitimate religion as Catholicism, but they have no qualms about admitting that money = happiness.
Religious organizations need to be taxed. They're thinly veiled corporations.
Lame.
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Maybe, but I was just struck by how your litany of complaints against the Catholic Church mostly dealt with how much revenue they collect, which completely ignores what the expenses of such a massive organization might be. Even if you look at their total assets (after you figure out which ones might be realistically liquidated or not), you have to assume a fairly conservative withdrawal ratio to determine what the actual revenue stream from investments might be for an organization that is designed to last in perpetuity.
If you had a completely liquid portfolio of $10 billion, for example, a conservative annual withdrawal from that might be $400 million.
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