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MindFad · Apr 13, 2004, 03:08 AM

Oh wow. Someone's got a crush.

chalk_outline · 06:01 AM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
I dono I've never really found face ache's comments to be that funny... they're generally just personal attacks not really that funny... if I wanted to go for someone who actually put thought and stuff in I'd probably go for Star Wars Guy.

If your book allowed you to be funny you would see that Face Ache owns you. He IS the funniest ****er on the internet. Think Simey's award. It was Golden. Pink Pole or something. I spit out my beer after seeing that. Oh ****, back to my beer..

[edit: and this is funny too- http://forums.appleinsider.com/showt...ghlight=windex ]

hyteckit · Apr 13, 2004, 06:28 AM

It's "Who's the biggest smartass in the lounge?"

Anyone posting on this thread is worthy of the title.

Hmm... guess that includes me.

Kilbey · Apr 13, 2004, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Hmmm, in a post about being a smartass, you just manage to be an ass... good job.

Your spell checker is working GREAT!!!

Keep up the good work!!!

P.S. I may be the ass in smartass, but you'll never be the smart.

xi_hyperon · Apr 13, 2004, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by MindFad:
Oh wow. Someone's got a crush.

I'd vote for FaceAche. The likelyhood of my spitting beverage all over the Powerbook is at its highest when reading his posts.

Timo · Apr 13, 2004, 10:34 AM

FACE ACHE is the bar. Everyone else is picked last for dodge ball AT THE SAME TIME.

what?

scaught · Apr 13, 2004, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
I dono I've never really found face ache's comments to be that funny... they're generally just personal attacks not really that funny... if I wanted to go for someone who actually put thought and stuff in I'd probably go for Star Wars Guy.

dude, what?

your description of what you think face aches comments are fits SWG to a T.

its ok. i like it that you don't see things the same way i do.

chris v · Apr 13, 2004, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by Timo:
Everyone else is picked last for dodge ball AT THE SAME TIME.

It's people like you that put me in therapy. All of us last-picked-kids still bear the Jr. High scars, man. Have some tact.

CV

chris v · Apr 13, 2004, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by scaught:
dude, what?

your description of what you think face aches comments are fits SWG to a T.

its ok. i like it that you don't see things the same way i do.

He said "Go for.... SWG." ehehe

CV

Superchicken · Apr 13, 2004, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
Your spell checker is working GREAT!!!

Keep up the good work!!!

P.S. I may be the ass in smartass, but you'll never be the smart.

Your post is proof that people who aren't funny, should stop trying to be funny.

chris v · Apr 13, 2004, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Your post is proof that people who aren't funny, should stop trying to be funny.

Don't sweat him, man. Killjoy has been a charter member of the Humor Impaired since I've been here.

CV

Immortal K-Mart Employee · Apr 13, 2004, 01:42 PM

Ya bastards done wit this **** yet?

dillerX · Apr 13, 2004, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by Immortal K-Mart Employee:
Ya bastards done wit this **** yet?

no.

Stradlater · Apr 13, 2004, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Your post is proof that people who aren't funny, should stop trying to be funny.

Your post is proof that people who can't correctly construct sentences(,) should stop using language in any shape or form.

Superchicken · Apr 13, 2004, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Stradlater:
Your post is proof that people who can't correctly construct sentences(,) should stop using language in any shape or form.

I hear every time your critical of someone else's writing your penis grows another inch.

Immortal K-Mart Employee · Apr 13, 2004, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
I hear every time your critical of someone else's writing your penis grows another inch.

Um, that is my line with starman!

Turias · Apr 13, 2004, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
I hear every time your critical of someone else's writing your penis grows another inch.

Uh, that fifth word should be "you're", not "your".

Ahh, that's better.

dillerX · Apr 13, 2004, 02:20 PM

I TP'ed my english profs house.

d4nth3m4n · Apr 13, 2004, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by Turias:
Uh, that fifth word should be "you're", not "your".

Ahh, that's better.

um, no.

Stradlater · Apr 13, 2004, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
I hear every time your [sic] critical of someone else's writing your penis grows another inch.

Nice!

Stradlater · Apr 13, 2004, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
um, no.

Ummm, you're wrong. Turias was right.

(you are wrong, you don't possess wrong...)

Turias · Apr 13, 2004, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
um, no.

Um, yes it should. Unless you're merely referring to my juvenille behavior. In that case, you're completely right!

starman · Apr 13, 2004, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by Immortal K-Mart Employee:
Um, that is my line with starman!

Actually, you started that bullsh*t, not me.

Mike

Immortal K-Mart Employee · Apr 13, 2004, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Turias:
Uh, that fifth word should be "you're", not "your".

"I hear every time your critical of someone else's writing you are penis grows another inch"
?

Immortal K-Mart Employee · Apr 13, 2004, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by starman:
Actually, you started that bullsh*t, not me.

Mike

Right that is why I said "that is MY LINE with starman!"

Get it?

Stradlater · Apr 13, 2004, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by Immortal K-Mart Employee:
"I hear every time your critical of someone else's writing you are penis grows another inch"
?

"Fifth" is critical, your reading skills are not

d4nth3m4n · Apr 13, 2004, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by Stradlater:
Ummm, you're wrong. Turias was right.

(you are wrong, you don't possess wrong...)

that is true, however i possess my penis and AM not it. (debatable really.. we think alike more often that not.

)

Turias · Apr 13, 2004, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
that is true, however i possess my penis and AM not it. (debatable really.. we think alike more often that not. )

Go back and look at his post again. He used "your" twice. Only once was it used correctly. That's why I mentioned it was the "fifth" word.

Stradlater · Apr 13, 2004, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
that is true, however i possess my penis and AM not it. (debatable really.. we think alike more often that not. )

People, people. "[F]ifth" word, people.

"...every time [you are] critical..."

NOT

"...[you are] penis grows..."

Turias · Apr 13, 2004, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Stradlater:
People, people. "[F]ifth" word, people.

"...every time [you are] critical..."

NOT

"...[you are] penis grows..."

Thank you!

Man, this became really drawn out.

Stradlater · Apr 13, 2004, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by Turias:
Go back and look at his post again. He used "your" twice. Only once was it used correctly. That's why I mentioned it was the "fifth" word.

Exactly

d4nth3m4n · Apr 13, 2004, 02:44 PM

you got me, i tend not to read what the chicken has to say. my bad.

Stradlater · Apr 13, 2004, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by Turias:
Thank you!

Man, this became really drawn out.

And so has my penis

Turias · Apr 13, 2004, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by Stradlater:
And so has my penis

Where's NSFG when you need him? He looks as though he has been critical of Chick's writing on many occasions.

Immortal K-Mart Employee · Apr 13, 2004, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by Stradlater:
"Fifth" is critical, your reading skills are not

It was a comment on everyone else saying it was right.

Stradlater · Apr 13, 2004, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by Immortal K-Mart Employee:
It was a comment on everyone else saying it was right.

Ah, my bad.

Naked Stick Figure Guy · Apr 13, 2004, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by Turias:

Where's NSFG when you need him? He looks as though he has been critical of Chick's writing on many occasions.

You rang?

Very critical, yes. So much so, the ladies call me "English Professor" in bed.

Superchicken · Apr 13, 2004, 04:24 PM

You guys are going to be so well indowed by the end of this post it's not even funny.

Naked Stick Figure Guy · Apr 13, 2004, 04:26 PM

Not that I need another inch, but it's "endowed."

Ahh yeah.

dillerX · Apr 13, 2004, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by Naked Stick Figure Guy:
Not that I need another inch, but it's "endowed."

Ahh yeah.

'chicken should bottle is spelling as some sort of "Miracle Grow"

HE'LL MAKE MILLIONS!

SamuraiDL · Apr 13, 2004, 05:05 PM

there once was a guy named Michael Meyer, he had one post and it was about eating pussy, that was about the only thing i have ever found funny, even remotely near MacNN.

starman · Apr 13, 2004, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by Naked Stick Figure Guy:
You rang?

Very critical, yes. So much so, the ladies call me "English Professor" in bed.

I thought it was because you bore them to death

.

Mike

Kilbey · Apr 14, 2004, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Your post is proof that people who aren't funny, should stop trying to be funny.

You crack me up!!!

You da funny man.

Did someone type that for you? The like grammar and uh I dunno spelling are all correct and like stuff. And for the record, like you like have made it impossible for me to walk now with all of the like speeling errors and like stuuf you had me point out like before you learned like how to use your spell cheacker and stuuf.

wang_himself · Apr 14, 2004, 05:42 AM

Jesus_Christ would take dumbass,

I would say it is a tie between many here...