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"Uh...Wanna Buy My Virginity?"
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iWrite
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Not much. How good could a lesbian who has never been with a man be at pleasing one?

I'm guessing it will only be worth it to her.


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iWrite  (op)
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How many bids does she have? Does it say how much the bidding is up to?

     
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Jan 24, 2004, 09:18 PM
 
i can get laid many times on 10,000 depending on hotness

or invest that into getting a real girlfriend/goldigger (same thing)
     
Sherwin
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Jan 24, 2004, 09:21 PM
 
Originally posted by iWrite:
Not MINE...
If that was still intact I'd be very interested in meeting your kids and would probably show up with some myrrh at the birth of your next one.

Originally posted by iWrite:
HERS! How much IS it worth?
I think she'd need to pay me for my services, to be honest.

     
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Jan 24, 2004, 09:31 PM
 
FUNNY, Sherwin!



I read that article and it's interesting: Her father is a physician and her mother is a nurse and they're not helping her through college/university...

AND SHE BLAMES TONY BLAIR AND THE GOVERNMENT FOR WHY SHE HAS TO SELL HER BODY.

How screwy is THAT?

(No pun intended.)
     
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Jan 24, 2004, 09:42 PM
 
why cant these "concerned" parents that see her take these drastic measures pony up and giver her daughter some money? i mean, really, they are doctors, they have to be loaded.
     
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Jan 24, 2004, 09:43 PM
 
Originally posted by iWrite:
I read that article and it's interesting: Her father is a physician and her mother is a nurse and they're not helping her through college/university...

AND SHE BLAMES TONY BLAIR AND THE GOVERNMENT FOR WHY SHE HAS TO SELL HER BODY.

How screwy is THAT?
Typical British socialist/feminist/stupid student stuff.
They have an instruction manual for it which they all read: "Socialist Activism For Dummies". Preface by Millie Tant.

The funniest thing is that come next election time when she's actually old enough to vote she'll probably still vote Blair. Because "the manual" says she can't vote for Howard and still be a respectable socialist/feminist/lesbian/etc..
     
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i like Candy

I GOT WASTED WITH PHIL SHERRY!!!
     
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Originally posted by G4ME:
i like Candy
She is cute.
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Jan 24, 2004, 09:44 PM
 
Is she hawt?

     
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ZackS
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How will she verify her virginity?

http://pages.cthome.net/zacks/cherrypop.gif

This fucking idiot posted an image 4000 pixels wide (only the picture of his likeness is not transparent). --tooki
( Last edited by tooki; Jan 25, 2004 at 01:43 AM. )
     
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Originally posted by MindFad:
Is she hawt?

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This is the third time she's sold it.
     
Sherwin
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Jan 24, 2004, 09:49 PM
 
Originally posted by fireside:
why cant these "concerned" parents that see her take these drastic measures pony up and giver her daughter some money? i mean, really, they are doctors, they have to be loaded.
Check her clothes. Then check the line which reads "She started her Bachelor of Science degree in social policy at the University of Bristol three months ago and is already �3,000 in debt."

Then take a look at what she's studying.

Stupid pseudo-socialist poor little rich kid. I think she needs to spend a year or two starving and in debt as part of her course-work.
     
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Is the BBQ broken again or something?

     
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nono the NN is broken. bbq is trying to fix it.
     
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Originally posted by Axo1ot1:
nono the NN is broken. bbq is trying to fix it.
amen brotha ax
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Is this supposed to be plugged in?
     
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did anyone animate an egg today?
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Axo1ot1
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YO I TOTALLY ANIMATED AN EGG TODAY!!!
     
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Originally posted by Axo1ot1:
YO I TOTALLY ANIMATED AN EGG TODAY!!!
bouncy bouncy bouncy
I tried to sig-spam the forums.
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i like to suck on my Candy

I GOT WASTED WITH PHIL SHERRY!!!
     
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Originally posted by G4ME:
i like to suck on my Candy
Is it sweet?
I tried to sig-spam the forums.
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:02 PM
 
Gary Coleman congratulations because you are a hero! Gary Coleman will never go away, that is because he is super. Forever I've been standing by Gary Coleman, defending him against you beasts. But no matter what you say about him or how long it's been since it's been relevant, GARY COLEMAN will always come out on top! You can bet the house on that.


Gary Coleman was on Diff'rent Strokes, And so was Mr. Drummond, who is equally worthy of a tribute such as this. Every week millions would tune in to watch Gary and Mr. Drummond because of Gary Coleman's magic. He would continue to dominate long into the 90's, appearing on Married With Children at least once. He lost the Governor race to Arnold though. Which is all the more reason I propose Gary run for President. I nominate him. I can do that I'm fairly certain.



Ever since Gary's hay day of Hollywood success he has met bad luck and incredible misfortune. He takes cheap shots everyday from both television and magazines (And the internet??). Everywhere you go somebody is making fun of our friend Gary Coleman. Gary Coleman loved you jerks and this is how you repay him? With nothing but cold hearts and empty pockets. This is why you must always from this day forth do everything you can for the betterment of Gary Coleman. Always ask yourself: Would this help Gary?


Walking away the big winner of the night, this man picked up both an Emmy, and a Gary Coleman for his fine work. Congratulations.


If you would like to write Gary Coleman a formal written apology, which I stronly urge you to do, write to him at this address.

Gary Coleman
505 S. Beverly Drive #829
Beverly Hills, CA
90212

Gary Coleman likes toy trains. Send all trains to this address:

Trains For Gary!
505 S. Beverly Drive #829
Beverly Hills, CA
90212


Some other things you might want to send:

-Bags of money
-Conductor hat
-Clothes
-Refrigorator sized box


Michael Jackson might have sent
Gary some toy trains. I suggest
you do the same.
     
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Much like the new MacDonalds ad campaign, I'm lovin' it�
     
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:06 PM
 
Originally posted by dillerX:
bouncy bouncy bouncy
DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE VIDEO!~?!
     
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:06 PM
 
Roughly $30,000 in debt, and she wants to put herself on the Internet as selling herself? That's all her pride cost? Nevermind her maidenhood, she'll be remembered for this instead of anything her great works do. Jeeeezus; Americans must have universally better job opportunities, for most of the people I'm studying with are going that deep in debt every year. Every single year.

Of course, many of us are on no-or-low-interest loans from parents, but the expectations of a reasonable education debt are enormously different.

Hmm. She'll be more efamous if she chickens out.

Also, what's with thte egg?
Actual conversation between UCLA and Stanford during a login on early Internet - U: I'm going to type an L! Did you get an L? S: I got one-one-four. L! U:Did you get the O? S: One-one-seven. U: <types G> S: The computer just crashed.
     
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:06 PM
 
i like the sweet candy, but sometimes i really like the sour candy, but only with out cheese.

I GOT WASTED WITH PHIL SHERRY!!!
     
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:08 PM
 
Originally posted by Axo1ot1:
DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE VIDEO!~?!
Does it contain either Badgers, mushrooms, cheese, or kittens?
I tried to sig-spam the forums.
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:10 PM
 
Originally posted by cdhostage:
Hmm. She'll be more efamous if she chickens out.

Also, what's with thte egg?
which came first: the chicken or the egg?

or the student girl?
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:10 PM
 
Originally posted by dillerX:
Does it contain either Badgers, mushrooms, cheese, or kittens?
http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! FOOLED YOU!
     
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little baby kittens?

I GOT WASTED WITH PHIL SHERRY!!!
     
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:12 PM
 
why the hell is this thread so wide?
     
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Originally posted by Axo1ot1:
http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! FOOLED YOU!
You're Fired. Get out of the booth Bob.
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Originally posted by Agasthya:
why the hell is this thread so wide?
It's got a wide load.
     
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:16 PM
 
but i don't like to suck on kittens

I GOT WASTED WITH PHIL SHERRY!!!
     
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I have a thing for red heads.
     
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Originally posted by G4ME:
but i don't like to suck on kittens
I know; you like to suck them off.
     
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:19 PM
 
Originally posted by cdhostage:
Roughly $30,000 in debt, and she wants to put herself on the Internet as selling herself?
Is the exchange rate that steep for the pound? That's $10 for every pound, impressive!

Matt Fahrenbacher
     
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Originally posted by Truepop:
I have a thing for red heads.
I tried to sig-spam the forums.
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i have that set

I GOT WASTED WITH PHIL SHERRY!!!
     
iWrite  (op)
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:39 PM
 
And how much is THAT?
     
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Originally posted by iWrite:
And how much is THAT?
are you interested? didn't think you swung that way.
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:44 PM
 
that's a fake.

but seriously folks, isn't selling your virginity and prostitution the same damn thing?

If not, I will say to people, "No I didn't pay her for just sex, I bought her 273rd virginity."
     
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Jan 24, 2004, 10:50 PM
 
Originally posted by Truepop:
that's a fake.

but seriously folks, isn't selling your virginity and prostitution the same damn thing?

If not, I will say to people, "No I didn't pay her for just sex, I bought her 273rd virginity."
REALLY???

I MEAN...FOR REAL???

UM

I ANIMATED AN EGG TODAY!!!
     
 
 
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