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whos the biggest smartass in the lounge?
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i know their are alot of smartasses in the lounge area. but who is the biggest and why?
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Originally posted by Face Ache:
Me.
Consistency.
I'd give the nod to "gorickey" actually...
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Originally posted by gorickey:
I'd give the nod to "gorickey" actually...
My vote -----> gorickey
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Originally posted by ankle_brains:
i know their are alot of smartasses in the lounge area. but who is the biggest and why?
My ass is very smart, i'd post a picture if it wheren't against this forums policy to do so...
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These people are Americans. Don't expect anything meaningful or... uh... normalcy...
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Originally posted by gerbnl:
My ass is very smart, i'd post a picture if it wheren't against this forums policy to do so...
You can't fit your ass within 480 pixels wide...ehhh...
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Originally posted by ankle_brains:
i know their are alot of smartasses in the lounge area. but who is the biggest and why?
t-h-e-r-e.
-r.
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Perhaps this calls for a poll 
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Originally posted by Vader�s Pinch of Death:
Perhaps this calls for a poll
Smartass
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ankle brains.
OH NO! sorry... i thought you said DUMBASS.
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Originally posted by Mark Tungston:
ankle brains.
OH NO! sorry... i thought you said DUMBASS.
Youch... 
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Originally posted by starman:
Smartass
No surprise that you fell for it either
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Originally posted by Immortal K-Mart Employee:
No surprise that you fell for it either
Oh, right. Every time you post, it's a "trap" for someone. Riiiiight.
Mike
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Originally posted by starman:
Oh, right. Every time you post, it's a "trap" for someone. Riiiiight.
Mike
Ya it just so happens the question is "who is the biggest smartass" and then I post a "Smartass" remark about how it should be a poll.
And you fall for it right away.
Ya, that is not at all on purpose
sucker.
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Originally posted by Immortal K-Mart Employee:
sucker.
I think that describes you more than me
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Originally posted by starman:
I think that describes you more than me
Booya! That was soooo witty! Mole-man does it again!
how many inches you up to now?
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Originally posted by Immortal K-Mart Employee:
Booya! That was soooo witty! Mole-man does it again!
how many inches you up to now?
And yet again, you've proven that when you're backed into a corner, you have nothing left to do but sling insults.
Talk about predictable.
Mike
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Originally posted by rjenkinson:
t-h-e-r-e.
-r.
That is a nice sign, rjenkinson! 
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Originally posted by rjenkinson:
t-h-e-r-e.
-r.
Gold Jerry, gold!
I predict this will become the most overused image of the forums.
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The world needs more smartasses. The dumbasses need to be countered.
(Since the Spelling Police are watching, should smartasses be two-words, one word, or hyphenated?)
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Well, there sure are some dumbasses here, that I'll agree with. . . . . .
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Biggest smartass? Oh please... It's gotta be me.
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Originally posted by Face Ache:
Me.
Consistency.
1 vote for faceache. his stuff is the stuff of legend, in my eyes. hes always funnier than anyone else. his zingers knock everything else off the shelf. theres alot of smartasses around, but hes WAY better at it. quality over quantity.
ive said it before, hes almost TOO funny to be hanging around with the likes of us.
dont let it get to yr head, aussie.
oh. and to starwars and starman, take it to a motel already and get it over with. christ.
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Demonhood.
(bye bye everybody, this is prolly my last post )
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Others.
I am close, but the next version of me will be Smart Assimo.
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I, ASIMO.
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I'm handy with a quip now and then, but nobody holds a candle to SWG. Always on, 24/7.
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I'm six foot three... I'm probably the biggest... and I'm a smart ass... so therefore I'm the biggest smartass. 
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I'm 6'5", so I am a bigger smartass than you. I'm certain there are bigger smartasses than me, though.
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Originally posted by MindFad:
I'm 6'5", so I am a bigger smartass than you. I'm certain there are bigger smartasses than me, though.
OT - Nice work on the icon, Mindfad!
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We are all smartass's why do we have to pick which one of us is the biggest?
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Originally posted by MindFad:
I'm 6'5", so I am a bigger smartass than you. I'm certain there are bigger smartasses than me, though.
Wow that's pretty big... hmm... yah... I'm still a smartass...
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I am neither a smartass or a dumbass.
I can be a jerk sometimes though.
But usually the person deserves it.
I mean, they probably asked for it an everything.
Down right begged for it.
On their hands and knees.
Idiots.
I hate 'em.
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Originally posted by xi_hyperon:
OT - Nice work on the icon, Mindfad!
OT: Thanks, dude. (You're talking about DoThisNow, right? )
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Originally posted by Kilbey:
I am neither a smartass or a dumbass.
I can be a jerk sometimes though.
Way to state the obvious.
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Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Way to state the obvious.
tehthumbsup:
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Originally posted by MindFad:
OT: Thanks, dude. (You're talking about DoThisNow, right? )
Yep, that's the one.
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This is strange...
I think I qualify for "smart" and "ass" separately...but put them together and I come out lame.
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Do you want forgiveness or respect?
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6'7", whether I'm a smartarse is up to you people. Yes I said smartarse, I'm in the UK, and it's more arse than ass around here.
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It'll be much easier if you just comply.
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I am a specialist in terse answers - but I don't know if that counts as being a smartass.
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Originally posted by DeathToWindows:
I am a specialist in terse answers - but I don't know if that counts as being a smartass.
true, because saying 'snortinated' is neither smart, nor does it make you an ass.
a fool, on the other hand, perhaps.
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Originally posted by brapper:
true, because saying 'snortinated' is neither smart, nor does it make you an ass.
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"Yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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I tried to sig-spam the forums.
ADVANTAGE Motorsports Marketing, Inc. • speedXdesign, Inc.
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Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
I'm six foot three... I'm probably the biggest... and I'm a smart ass... so therefore I'm the biggest smartass.
They said smartass, not tiresome a$$hole.
So reading AND spelling aren't your strong suits?
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who am I supposed to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?"
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Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
Way to state the obvious.
Finally, a little backbone.
And a tiny compliment: Your shorter, to the point posts are much better than your long rambling, hard to follow posts. And a Gold Star for you! A post with all of the words spelled correctly!
Keep up the good work!
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Originally posted by Kilbey:
Finally, a little backbone.
And a tiny compliment: Your shorter, to the point posts are much better than your long rambling, hard to follow posts. And a Gold Star for you! A post with all of the words spelled correctly!
Keep up the good work!
Hmmm, in a post about being a smartass, you just manage to be an ass... good job.
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Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
Demonhood.
The poll was for smartass, not kissass.
(bye bye everybody, this is prolly my last post )
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Originally posted by scaught:
1 vote for faceache. his stuff is the stuff of legend, in my eyes. hes always funnier than anyone else. his zingers knock everything else off the shelf. theres alot of smartasses around, but hes WAY better at it. quality over quantity.
ive said it before, hes almost TOO funny to be hanging around with the likes of us.
dont let it get to yr head, aussie.
oh. and to starwars and starman, take it to a motel already and get it over with. christ.
I dono I've never really found face ache's comments to be that funny... they're generally just personal attacks not really that funny... if I wanted to go for someone who actually put thought and stuff in I'd probably go for Star Wars Guy.
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