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Kevin · Nov 3, 2007, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

No, Kevin would have about a dozen arguments/bickerfests going on as we speak... Abe is a teddy bear, just a *very* strange teddy bear.

Please stop making unprovoked attacks about me.

krillbee · Nov 6, 2007, 01:51 AM

what a great thread! lol. i hope for it on the first date, like a little makeing out, maybe out on the sidewalk after we are leaving. And a good first date is if you can go somewhere nice and do a little more, not sex because you dont know anything about the person, but hands are nice to use.

of course if for whatever reason the mood isnt right on that first date, or if it takes a few dates, im cool with that, as long as i know that they might be attracted to me, and if i enjoy hanging out with them in the mean time. but if i continue to date them, and their is nothing in their moral beliefs to prevent them from partaking in some action, then ill definately want the action at some point, or ill just think they are not that into me and leave. its very unattractive if a woman gives something up to another guy but not me.

I suppose there are some people that dont have a little sexual fun until they are already in a relationship. But that could take forever to develop a relationship.

badidea · Nov 6, 2007, 07:02 AM

Originally Posted by Oisín

What’s the point of the date, then?

May I answer that?

- you go out
- you drink
- you meet a girl
- you are very attracted to each other
- you take her home / she takes you home
- intercourse
- you wake up with a horrible hangover
- you don't know her good enough already to spent the day with her with a headache
- you leave (but write down her number and name because you still like her in the morning)
- you call her
- you go for the first date
- ...

Mastrap · Nov 6, 2007, 08:09 AM

^ Exactly.

Oisín · Nov 6, 2007, 01:20 PM

(I was joking)

Laminar · Nov 6, 2007, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

(I was joking)

The tongue-stick-out wasn't obvious enough. You should have used white text.

Oisín · Nov 6, 2007, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

The tongue-stick-out wasn't obvious enough. You should have used white text.

You live and learn. Next time I’ll be wiser.

Dakarʒ · Nov 6, 2007, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

You live and learn. Next time I’ll be wiser.

Don't bother. Next time, whoever you're talking to will be dumber, thus foiling you.

badidea · Nov 6, 2007, 01:42 PM

I take that as an insult, Mr. Dakar!

I am joking

Laminar · Nov 6, 2007, 01:44 PM

So apparently the second law of thermodynamics applies to wisdom, too. If you get smarter, someone else just got dumber.

Dakarʒ · Nov 6, 2007, 01:44 PM

It wasn't meant to be. That wasn't directed at you personally, but the future contents of this forum in general.

i've been pwned

brassplayersrock² · Nov 6, 2007, 01:45 PM

white text alert dakar

badidea · Nov 6, 2007, 01:45 PM

Didn't you read the white text

Dakarʒ · Nov 6, 2007, 01:45 PM

Yeah, you might want to look into that.

badidea · Nov 6, 2007, 01:46 PM

Damn

Dakarʒ · Nov 6, 2007, 01:47 PM

Two can play this game!

vexborg · Nov 6, 2007, 02:05 PM

Quickly, very quick indeed.

With my last GF (now my wife) it took roughly 3 4 hours after we met for the first date before we bonked each other - after all it was a very boring football (also known as soccer) game, and it was cold outside ;-)

Come on, we needed to get warm...

Dakarʒ · Nov 6, 2007, 02:08 PM

You crazy scandinavians.

Oisín · Nov 6, 2007, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

You crazy scandinavians.

You called?

shifuimam · Nov 6, 2007, 05:17 PM

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE THREAD THAT WON'T DIE!

Incidentally, I got my hair cut:

</attnwhore>

Oisín · 06:28 PM

Is that even the same person as in the other pictures?

I would never have recognised those two people as being one and the same.

shifuimam · Nov 6, 2007, 06:26 PM

Ever seen Cocoon? That last pic is what I looked like when the pulled the pod out of the swimming pool with all the half-naked old people standing around.

Sorry...it's the best I can come up with right now.

Oisín · Nov 6, 2007, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Ever seen Cocoon? That last pic is what I looked like when the pulled the pod out of the swimming pool with all the half-naked old people standing around.

Sorry...it's the best I can come up with right now.

Uh, well... uh... no, I haven’t seen Cocoon, actually; never heard of it...

shifuimam · Nov 6, 2007, 06:45 PM

Seriously?

It's a great Steven Spielberg sci-fi movie. Rent it sometime - it's highly underrated.

residentEvil · Nov 6, 2007, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Uh, well... uh... no, I haven’t seen Cocoon, actually; never heard of it...

think: sci-fi golden girls

shifuimam · Nov 6, 2007, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Is that even the same person as in the other pictures?

I would never have recognised those two people as being one and the same.

I just realized this is probably a bad thing.

WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYZ?

krillbee · Nov 7, 2007, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

I just realized this is probably a bad thing.

WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYZ?

its all good, you're still pretty.

brassplayersrock² · Nov 7, 2007, 01:16 AM

am i going crazy, or does shifuimam keep getting hotter?

shifuimam · Nov 7, 2007, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

am i going crazy, or does shifuimam keep getting hotter?

You're going crazy. Guaranteed. I think you need some Head On to cure that one.

badidea · Nov 7, 2007, 05:58 AM

Get over it already - you're not ugly! You're not Miss Universe either but you are definately quite sweet!

Kevin · Nov 7, 2007, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE THREAD THAT WON'T DIE!

Incidentally, I got my hair cut:

</attnwhore>

Rock that leopard top babeeee.

Yo, what be your numbaz?

Face Ache · Nov 7, 2007, 06:57 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Incidentally, I got my hair cut:

ME TOO!

Oisín · Nov 7, 2007, 07:25 AM

^

I just realized this is probably a bad thing.

Not really, you just look like a completely different person in the second one.

paul w · Nov 8, 2007, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Seriously?

It's a great Steven Spielberg sci-fi movie. Rent it sometime - it's highly underrated.

Ron Howard. Kinda Spielberg-lite. Just like Steve Gutenberg is Tom Hanks-lite.

besson3c · Nov 8, 2007, 04:29 PM

Don't be dogging Steve Guttenberg.. He kicks ass!

shifuimam · Nov 8, 2007, 05:04 PM

thread.......won't........die.........

Shaddim · Nov 8, 2007, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by badidea

May I answer that?

- you go out
- you drink
- you meet a girl
- you are very attracted to each other
- you take her home / she takes you home
- intercourse
- you wake up with a horrible hangover
- you don't know her good enough already to spent the day with her with a headache
- you leave (but write down her number and name because you still like her in the morning)
- you call her
- you go for the first date
- ...

You left out:

- get crabs
- go to clinic and get Lindane

Shaddim · Nov 8, 2007, 05:13 PM

At any rate

So, Shifu, tell us. Did you start this thread wondering how long you should hold out, or how long he will?

abe · Nov 9, 2007, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Don't be dogging Steve Guttenberg.. He kicks ass!

Aren't you going to demand an apology from him? I demand you demand an apology from him or it will be a looooooooooong time before you can "expect a little somethin'-somethin'" from moi.

Signed,
de Man D

(Oh de Mand D, you came and you gave without taking...)

abe · Nov 9, 2007, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Is that even the same person as in the other pictures?

I would never have recognised those two people as being one and the same.

It's close but it's not.

Very clever, though.

Shaddim · Nov 9, 2007, 04:59 PM

Damn, I think my question ran her off.

abe · Nov 9, 2007, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Here is a picture of Dakar3:

Why is it I never run across gems like this?

BTW, how interesting is it that he'd have the tatoo of the sexy babe on his arm where he can't see it?

abe · Nov 9, 2007, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by Shaddim

Damn, I think my question ran her off.

Go get lost for a week and when you return you'll have gained a slightly different perspective on the matter.