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macgeek2005 · Apr 28, 2007, 05:54 PM

Hey everyone. I dumped my girlfriend yesterday. I realized I don't really care about her that much... and she was desperately in love with me. I decided I had to let her know that I don't feel the same way about her, and when I told her, she freaked out, and went to school crying and stuff... and then later that day I told her that I think she deserves to be with someone who will love her as much as she deserves to be loved, and said goodbye.

Discuss....

p.s. I promise I won't delete my posts in this thread. I just won't make the mistake of posting any private information or pictures.

ShortcutToMoncton · Apr 28, 2007, 05:57 PM

Never trust a ho with your child. I heard that on a Clipse album, so it must be right.

I can only hope that you got some action off the whole deal too.

greg

torsoboy · Apr 28, 2007, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton

Never trust a ho with your child. I heard that on a Clipse album, so it must be right.

I can only hope that you got some action off the whole deal too.

greg

He is only sixteen. You want more teenage pregnancies? especially from sword loving secret garden fanatics?

imitchellg5 · Apr 28, 2007, 06:04 PM

I'm glad you told her that she deserved someone better. That is a hard thing to say.

Laminar · Apr 28, 2007, 06:05 PM

Can I post pictures of her now?

kick52 · Apr 28, 2007, 06:06 PM

well, i was gonna say 'owned', but i realized that it isnt very appropiate right now..

RAILhead · Apr 28, 2007, 06:10 PM

Heh.

Atomic Rooster · Apr 28, 2007, 06:18 PM

I hit her and she was righteous.

Kevin · Apr 28, 2007, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

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Discuss....

WTF?

Atomic Rooster · Apr 28, 2007, 06:36 PM

Blue Discus fish.

macgeek2005 · Apr 28, 2007, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by Atomic Rooster

Blue Discus fish.

That made me laugh out loud.

And, I didn't tell her she deserves someone better. I told her she deserves someone who will love her as much as she deserves to be loved.

Mastrap · Apr 28, 2007, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

WTF?

QFT!

SpaceMonkey · Apr 28, 2007, 06:59 PM

Dude, that's harsh. You were together for less than a month.

paul w · Apr 28, 2007, 07:36 PM

Wait till you get dumped. That's a thread I'll enjoy reading.

Meanwhile where are those pics anyway. We need closure.

and maybe a wee bit of photoshopping

macgeek2005 · Apr 28, 2007, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by paul w

Wait till you get dumped. That's a thread I'll enjoy reading.

Meanwhile where are those pics anyway. We need closure.

and maybe a wee bit of photoshopping

I'm not posting pictures. This thread was intended for only one purpose. Just to let you guys know that we broke up.. because i'm sure it'll amuse alot of you.

Laminar · Apr 28, 2007, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

I'm not posting pictures. This thread was intended for only one purpose. Just to let you guys know that we broke up.. because i'm sure it'll amuse alot of you.

Can I??

macgeek2005 · Apr 28, 2007, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Can I??

Sure. You don't have any pictures of her.. so i'm curious to see what you'll post.

SpaceMonkey · Apr 28, 2007, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

I'm not posting pictures. This thread was intended for only one purpose. Just to let you guys know that we broke up.. because i'm sure it'll amuse alot of you.

Laminar · Apr 28, 2007, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

Sure. You don't have any pictures of her.. so i'm curious to see what you'll post.

macgeek2005 · Apr 28, 2007, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Alright, then show me. Post pictures of her. I'm serious.

Laminar · Apr 28, 2007, 08:52 PM

Remeber this post?

macgeek2005 · Apr 28, 2007, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Remeber this post?

erm... yeah. But it was deleted. And you're not Gossamer anyways...

Laminar · Apr 28, 2007, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

erm... yeah. But it was deleted. And you're not Gossamer anyways...

You willing to put money on that?

macintologist · Apr 28, 2007, 10:02 PM

What's with the cat pictures nowadays?

macgeek2005 · Apr 28, 2007, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

You willing to put money on that?

No. You very well may have a picture of my girlfriend. I don't care. Post it if you want.

Laminar · Apr 28, 2007, 10:16 PM

Really?

macintologist · Apr 28, 2007, 10:27 PM

Just do it

Laminar · 12:26 PM

CollinG3G4 · Apr 28, 2007, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

Hey everyone. I dumped my girlfriend yesterday.

Did you atleast get a handy?

macgeek2005 · Apr 28, 2007, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by CollinG3G4

Did you atleast get a handy?

No, she was christian.. she didn't believe in going beyond making out. AT ALL. That's part of the reason I dumped her. She wouldn't go one teeny tiny bit beyond making out. It reminds me of those childrens fairy tale stories where the two young people fall in love and they kiss all the time. I don't know why it reminds me of that.. it just does. Yeah, it kinda pissed me off. It's not like I wanted to have sex right now.. but I mean come on! I know this other girl who is also religious and she doesn't plan to have sex before marriage, but she'll go beyond making out with guys....

Anyways yeah... also, I didn't really have any feelings for her, and we didn't have anything in common.

Rumor · Apr 28, 2007, 11:13 PM

Don't worry. Once you make your millions, you can just buy high priced call girls. They go all the way.

CollinG3G4 · Apr 28, 2007, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

It reminds me of those childrens fairy tale stories where the two young people fall in love and they kiss all the time. I don't know why it reminds me of that.. it just does. Yeah, it kinda pissed me off.

Oh that is classic. But hey, good luck.

macgeek2005 · Apr 28, 2007, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by Rumor

Don't worry. Once you make your millions, you can just buy high priced call girls. They go all the way.

haha.....................ha

Captain Obvious · Apr 28, 2007, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

No, she was christian.. she didn't believe in going beyond making out. AT ALL. That's part of the reason I dumped her. She wouldn't go one teeny tiny bit beyond making out. It reminds me of those childrens fairy tale stories where the two young people fall in love and they kiss all the time. I don't know why it reminds me of that.. it just does. Yeah, it kinda pissed me off. It's not like I wanted to have sex right now.. but I mean come on! I know this other girl who is also religious and she doesn't plan to have sex before marriage, but she'll go beyond making out with guys....

Anyways yeah... also, I didn't really have any feelings for her, and we didn't have anything in common.

So in your vast experience tagging chicks she doesn't meet up to your performance standards?

Girls say all sorts of sh!t about making guys wait. 99% of the time its not about really making a guy wait but rather waiting for the right guy. Young girls know right off the bat in a relationship if they are going to put out for a guy even if its down the road.
She just doesn't want you to be the one to break the seal.

macgeek2005 · Apr 29, 2007, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

So in your vast experience tagging chicks she doesn't meet up to your performance standards?

Girls say all sorts of sh!t about making guys wait. 99% of the time its not about really making a guy wait but rather waiting for the right guy. Young girls know right off the bat in a relationship if they are going to put out for a guy even if its down the road.
She just doesn't want you to be the one to break the seal.

I think you're completely wrong. At least about this particular girl you are wrong. But think what you want.

centerchannel68 · Apr 29, 2007, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

No, she was christian.. she didn't believe in going beyond making out. AT ALL. That's part of the reason I dumped her. She wouldn't go one teeny tiny bit beyond making out. It reminds me of those childrens fairy tale stories where the two young people fall in love and they kiss all the time. I don't know why it reminds me of that.. it just does. Yeah, it kinda pissed me off. It's not like I wanted to have sex right now.. but I mean come on! I know this other girl who is also religious and she doesn't plan to have sex before marriage, but she'll go beyond making out with guys....

Anyways yeah... also, I didn't really have any feelings for her, and we didn't have anything in common.

You have made a wise decision. The chicks that are too pent up with Jesus to let you touch their boobs and move onto other things are probably nutcases anyway.

centerchannel68 · Apr 29, 2007, 12:33 AM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

I think you're completely wrong. At least about this particular girl you are wrong. But think what you want.

BLASPHEmeEY!!! CAptain OBviOUS !KNOWS EVERYTHIgnGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just kidding. That guy just likes to pretend to be smarter than everyone, 24-7. Ignore him.

macgeek2005 · Apr 29, 2007, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

BLASPHEmeEY!!! CAptain OBviOUS !KNOWS EVERYTHIgnGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just kidding. That guy just likes to pretend to be smarter than everyone, 24-7. Ignore him.

No, i'm just saying, in the case of my ex-girlfriend.. you're wrong.

macgeek2005 · Apr 29, 2007, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

You have made a wise decision. The chicks that are too pent up with Jesus to let you touch their boobs and move onto other things are probably nutcases anyway.

AMEN!!!

SpaceMonkey · Apr 29, 2007, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

AMEN!!!

Please don't overcompensate.

CollinG3G4 · Apr 29, 2007, 01:56 AM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

You have made a wise decision. The chicks that are too pent up with Jesus to let you touch their boobs and move onto other things are probably nutcases anyway.

Back in my high school days, the girls who were into jesus tunred into the chicks that gave bunches of it away by senior year.

macgeek2005 · Apr 29, 2007, 01:59 AM

Anyways, for now i'm happy to be single. Although I would like to find a nice brown haired, brown eyed jewish girl maybe by the end of this year...

selowitch · Apr 29, 2007, 07:01 AM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

Anyways, for now i'm happy to be single. Although I would like to find a nice brown haired, brown eyed jewish girl maybe by the end of this year...

YES! Let's hear it for attractive Jewish women. Love 'em. In fact, I married one (but she's blonde, oh well).

Kevin · Apr 29, 2007, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

So in your vast experience tagging chicks she doesn't meet up to your performance standards?

Girls say all sorts of sh!t about making guys wait. 99% of the time its not about really making a guy wait but rather waiting for the right guy. Young girls know right off the bat in a relationship if they are going to put out for a guy even if its down the road.
She just doesn't want you to be the one to break the seal.

Right on the nail with this one.

Kevin · Apr 29, 2007, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

You have made a wise decision. The chicks that are too pent up with Jesus to let you touch their boobs and move onto other things are probably nutcases anyway.

Ah some girl that believes in Jesus must have turned Rob down.

Or beat him up.

ShortcutToMoncton · Apr 29, 2007, 10:28 AM

...or maybe had crazy sex with him at all hours of the night instead of her sexually incompetent "virgin husband" while going to a fundamentalist evangelical church 3 times a week?

But hey, that's just my experience.

greg

besson3c · 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

Anyways, for now i'm happy to be single. Although I would like to find a nice brown haired, brown eyed jewish girl maybe by the end of this year...

Well, we could give you some sex lessons, but I don't get the impression that you took our last lesson to heart.

centerchannel68 · Apr 29, 2007, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Right on the nail with this one.

I see. Rob disagrees with Captain Obvious, so Kevin must automatically agree with C.O. so he can disagree with Rob more.

You're SOOOO predictable Kevin. I expected more from you.

centerchannel68 · Apr 29, 2007, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Ah some girl that believes in Jesus must have turned Rob down.

Or beat him up.

Nope. I was successful in all my highschool 'quests'.

I'm guessing you're just slightly jealous that all your jesus freak friends weren't putting out.

Kevin · 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

I see. Rob disagrees with Captain Obvious, so Kevin must automatically agree with C.O. so he can disagree with Rob more.

You're SOOOO predictable Kevin. I expected more from you.

I assure you, me agree or not agreeing with CA has nothing to do with you.

Are you really THAT vain Rob? It's either vain or paranoid. You pick.

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

Nope. I was successful in all my highschool 'quests'.

I'm guessing you're just slightly jealous that all your jesus freak friends weren't putting out.

You don't pay attention very well.