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Sep 11, 2014, 04:30 PM
 
Saw this on yahoo a couple of minutes ago:

https://gma.yahoo.com/hoax-911-call-...opstories.html

I also saw it last night on the local news, as Whidbey Island is not far from Seattle, which is close to where I am located. It was actually quite clever of the thief. Apparently (revealed on the video) a very similar robbery happened at that same branch of Wells Fargo two years ago, and that time, the robber made a 911 call via a pay phone. That person was never caught.

Could it be the same guy?
     
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Sep 11, 2014, 04:51 PM
 
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
     
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Sep 11, 2014, 04:54 PM
 
Nice work.
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
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Sep 11, 2014, 07:23 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Quality post.

I accidentally planned a robbery once. A theoretical robbery. I planned it in some detail, loudly, in public, because hey... theoretical, right?

My idiot mates went out later that night and actually did it. Fortunately nobody ever linked my big stupid mouth to the crime.
     
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Sep 11, 2014, 11:51 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
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Sep 12, 2014, 09:36 AM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Close the forums. Were done here. xx
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Sep 12, 2014, 10:06 AM
 
I can't stop reading it in that Sin City voiceover style
Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 11:02 AM
 
Laminar wins the internets for the week.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 11:24 AM
 
Brain fart
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 12:32 PM
 
akent35: are you Abe, by any chance?
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 12:36 PM
 
Abe has always denied his identity in his newer incarnations.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 12:38 PM
 
His denials are no match for my persistence and determination. That Abe is here can mean only one thing: it is election season.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 12:43 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
akent35: are you Abe, by any chance?
Nope. Never been Abe.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 12:53 PM
 
Originally Posted by akent35 View Post
Nope. Never been Abe.

You can prove your not being Abe by telling us what you think about Obama.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 01:18 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
You can prove your not being Abe by telling us what you think about Obama.
He's definitely not honest Abe!
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 01:20 PM
 
Hmmm.. no frothing diatribe, but a weak attempt at humor. Does he check out, guys?
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 01:45 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Hmmm.. no frothing diatribe, but a weak attempt at humor. Does he check out, guys?
Man, can't you read? Stating that he is not "Honest Abe" clearly means that he has been lying all along. Not sure about you and others, but I would hope for a more honest person in his position.

Question for you, besson3c: are you Abe? Sounds like this Abe person would exhibit traits like you do.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 01:51 PM
 
Okay, akent35 is definitely Abe. Lock him up, boys.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 01:52 PM
 
Did Abe capitalize each letter of his thread titles?
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 01:56 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Okay, akent35 is definitely Abe. Lock him up, boys.
Put besson3c in the toilet, where he deserves to be! He is saying more BS, like he always does. By the way, who let him out from the toilet? It is his home.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 01:58 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
Did Abe capitalize each letter of his thread titles?
I guess you can't read either. I did not capitalize each letter in the thread title. I only capitalized the first letter of each word. Looks like you need to go back to grammar school and try and learn basic things about English.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 02:26 PM
 
Originally Posted by akent35 View Post
Put besson3c in the toilet, where he deserves to be! He is saying more BS, like he always does. By the way, who let him out from the toilet? It is his home.
HOW DARE YOU! *YOU* live in a toilet, not me... YOU!
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 02:27 PM
 
Where did you go to grammar school, Laminar?
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 02:42 PM
 
At the toilet schooll.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 03:03 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
HOW DARE YOU! *YOU* live in a toilet, not me... YOU!
No way! You are, once again, spouting more and more BS. That of course would come from your home, the toilet bowl!
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 03:05 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
At the toilet schooll.
And of course besson3c was the professor. I suspect you got your PhD from there. That is, Plied Higher and Deeper. Those are the only kind of degrees besson3c gives out.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 03:05 PM
 
Originally Posted by akent35 View Post
No way! You are, once again, spouting more and more BS. That of course would come from your home, the toilet bowl!

I hope you enjoy your MacNN infractions, you toilet dwelling inhabitant.
     
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Sep 12, 2014, 03:06 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
I hope you enjoy your MacNN infractions, you toilet dwelling inhabitant.
Sorry I "stepped" on your home.
     
   
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